There once was a woman named Hallie.
Hallie was a doctor.
Unfortunately for Hallie, あなた could not download illegal 映画 to 表示する at the Saturday movie nights, which makes sense.
After she got fired, Hallie got a call from a man named Huebert.
"Come to the circus." He said.
"Which one?" Hallie asked.
"The one closeby." 発言しました Huebert.
So Hallie went to the closest circus. That was the one that neighbored the hospital Hallie used to work at.
At the circus there were three men.
The first was Huebert.
The 秒 was a man named Jerry.
The third was a man named Ryan.
"Pick one." Huebert said.
"I pick...I pick..."
"Ryan."
Huebert laughed. "Good choice." he said. "But now あなた have to get married."
"What?" Hallie asked.
Huebert laughed. "That was the whole point of it!"
Hallie gasped. "You BITCH! I thought he was going to be my friend!"
"Quack."
"Huh?"
"Quack."
"What?"
"It's not me." 発言しました Huebert.
Then a アヒル, 鴨 waddled out from behind Huebert.
"Quack."
"Wuahhhh! Duck! Duck! I hate ducks! Get it away! Wahh~"
Huebert laughed. "You're going to have to wash him someday. With Jerry and Ryan."
"Hmph." Hallie said, and walked away.
Hallie was a doctor.
Unfortunately for Hallie, あなた could not download illegal 映画 to 表示する at the Saturday movie nights, which makes sense.
After she got fired, Hallie got a call from a man named Huebert.
"Come to the circus." He said.
"Which one?" Hallie asked.
"The one closeby." 発言しました Huebert.
So Hallie went to the closest circus. That was the one that neighbored the hospital Hallie used to work at.
At the circus there were three men.
The first was Huebert.
The 秒 was a man named Jerry.
The third was a man named Ryan.
"Pick one." Huebert said.
"I pick...I pick..."
"Ryan."
Huebert laughed. "Good choice." he said. "But now あなた have to get married."
"What?" Hallie asked.
Huebert laughed. "That was the whole point of it!"
Hallie gasped. "You BITCH! I thought he was going to be my friend!"
"Quack."
"Huh?"
"Quack."
"What?"
"It's not me." 発言しました Huebert.
Then a アヒル, 鴨 waddled out from behind Huebert.
"Quack."
"Wuahhhh! Duck! Duck! I hate ducks! Get it away! Wahh~"
Huebert laughed. "You're going to have to wash him someday. With Jerry and Ryan."
"Hmph." Hallie said, and walked away.
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Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear. The 秒 nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all his condoms. The third nurse fainted.***************
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weirdness from inside my mind
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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody 発言しました it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
パンダ are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody 発言しました it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
パンダ are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
One day, two american tourists were driving through Nova Scotia, argueing about the name of the town. Finally, assuming neither of them were right, they decided to stop and have something to eat for lunch. When they got into the restraunt, the waitress asked them if they were ready to order. Yeah, but first could あなた pronounce the name of where we are,veeerryyy slllooowwwlllyy? 発言しました the wife, smiling. Of course, the waitress said, noticing the two were american.
Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.
Hope that made あなた laugh.
Here are 2 ランダム facts:
They don't sell Smarties または Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.
Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.
Hope that made あなた laugh.
Here are 2 ランダム facts:
They don't sell Smarties または Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.
I made this 一覧 before, but I guess I deleted it. Not sure why.. But it gives me an excuse to do again.. I hope I can do it better too..
10: NORMAN BATES:
Only reason he's last is because I never watched the movies, I don't know the francise. But come on, it's Psycho, of coarse it goes on the list. To the meme'd to hell violin, to the famish twist he was a crossdresser with スプリット, 分割 personality. This movie is a icon, it's been studied and talked about to death..
9: VALEK:
While he's no Pazuzu (but who is), Valek is in my opinion the best...
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10: NORMAN BATES:
"We all go a little mad sometimes."
Only reason he's last is because I never watched the movies, I don't know the francise. But come on, it's Psycho, of coarse it goes on the list. To the meme'd to hell violin, to the famish twist he was a crossdresser with スプリット, 分割 personality. This movie is a icon, it's been studied and talked about to death..
9: VALEK:
While he's no Pazuzu (but who is), Valek is in my opinion the best...
