My sister sent me this, funniest thing ever.
Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!
Dear wife:
I'm 書く あなた this letter to tell あなた that I'm leaving あなた forever. I've been a good man to あなた for 7 years & I have nothing to 表示する for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that あなた quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, あなた came ホーム & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your お気に入り meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. あなた ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. あなた don't tell me あなた 愛 me anymore; あなた don't want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either あなた are cheating on me または あなた don't 愛 me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my 日 もっと見る than receiving your letter.
It's true あなた & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when あなた got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if あなた can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when あなた cooked my お気に入り meal, あなた must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from あなた because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved あなた & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got ホーム あなた were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope あなた have the fulfilling life あなた always wanted. My lawyer 発言しました that the letter あなた wrote ensures あなた won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told あなた this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem.
Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!
Dear wife:
I'm 書く あなた this letter to tell あなた that I'm leaving あなた forever. I've been a good man to あなた for 7 years & I have nothing to 表示する for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that あなた quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, あなた came ホーム & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your お気に入り meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. あなた ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. あなた don't tell me あなた 愛 me anymore; あなた don't want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either あなた are cheating on me または あなた don't 愛 me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my 日 もっと見る than receiving your letter.
It's true あなた & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when あなた got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if あなた can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when あなた cooked my お気に入り meal, あなた must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from あなた because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved あなた & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got ホーム あなた were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope あなた have the fulfilling life あなた always wanted. My lawyer 発言しました that the letter あなた wrote ensures あなた won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told あなた this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem.
