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posted by LocalArtistist
Do あなた work at Subway? Because あなた just gave me a footlong.
Hi, do あなた want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang あなた on every piece of furniture in my home.
I'm no weather man, but あなた can expect もっと見る than a few inches tonight.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
こんにちは babe, how about a ピザ and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't あなた like pizza?
Do あなた work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw あなた checking out my package.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.
こんにちは baby, I think あなた just made my two によって four into a four によって eight.
I'll give あなた a nickel if あなた tickle my pickle.
あなた are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
What's the speed of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 あなた have to turn around!
I'm an astronaut and my 次 mission is to explore Uranus.
If I had AIDS, would あなた have sex with me? [No] Well, I don't, so let's go.
Excuse me, but do あなた give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
Miss, If you've ロスト your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made あなた come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."
Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
Do あなた wanna come to the Marines, または would your rather have a Marine come into you?
There are 265 BONES(ボーンズ)-骨は語る- in the human body. How would あなた like one more?
Why don't あなた come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
こんにちは baby, as long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
Do あなた take Visa?
How do あなた like your eggs? Poached, scrambled または fertilized?
あなた smell... We should go take a シャワー together.
Would あなた like a hotdog to go with those buns?
Are あなた a virgin? [No] Prove it!
あなた bring a whole new meaning to the word, "edible."
I don't know what あなた think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
I'm a writer, you're a writer, how about we get naked together and put some 詩 in motion?
"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an 時 fast!
I like your hair, your eyes, your smile... I like every bone in your body... Especially mine!
Lets play "Titanic." When I say "Iceburg!" あなた do down.
Would あなた like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
This is a condom. If we put it on, we can have sex.
Do あなた believe in free love? [No] Then how much do あなた cost?
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Hi, I'm gay. Do あなた think あなた can convert me?
If I'm a pain in your ass... We can just add もっと見る lubricants.
[Walk into her chest] "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened!"
What are あなた doing tonight? Besides me, of course?
Will あなた be my girlfrien? I left out the 'd' cause you'll get that later!
My name is Skittles... wanna taste my rainbow?
Are those pants on sale? Cause they're 100% off at my place!
I'm with the TSA and I need to perform a full body cavity search, for security reasons.
I only have 12 hours to live... please don't let me die a virgin.
I'm bigger and better than the Titantic - only 200 women went down on that vessel!
What is a nice girl like あなた doing in a dirty mind like mine?
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren and conquer the earth!
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