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"We've gotta do something quick!" Larry cried. Nath held a sign that 発言しました "I Agree!" then said,"She's 発言しました awesome twenty-nine times.... Twenty-seven were about her!"
"We're in a pickle... So what do あなた suppose we do?" Venous said, trying his best to keep a cool posture. He moved some blondish-light green hair out of his face. "We could always use our powers."
"We can't, Domness put some sorta thing on the room," Ushio said. Benga looked to the door. "Idiots. How can あなた suppose we're trapped? We haven't tried the door yet. If I know that bastard Domeness, he probably didn't lock the door,"Benga said. "That's an awesome idea,"Pian said. Leo face palmed.
Ushio smacked Benga's head for his language. Emi walked to the door. She slowly put a shaky hand to the knob. She tried opening it but she couldn't. "It's locked!" she cried. Venous blinked. Garachne said," You're just shaking too much to actually open the door."
Emi stated at her."What? I'm not,"Emi twitched,"shaking!" Benga sighed and gently pushed Emi out of the way. He opened the door with ease. But he fell through によって some weird force along with Emi who was near the door. The door closed and there was silence.
"That is just NOT awesome,"Pian said. Leo looked at her. "She's our sister! Aren't あなた going to do something?" Pian pointed at he twin brother lazily and sat down on the white floor.
"You're not doing anything other than scolding me."
Leo was about to say something back when a door on the ceiling opened and spat the two eight-year olds out unconscious. "Eh?! What's happening!?" Mest yelled. She put her head up to the ceiling. "Ran! Stop being a jerk and let us out!"
All around them a voice boomed."As if! I just wanted to say I hate あなた all. CIAO BABIES!" Then silence. Cadete who was quiet the whole time standing in the corner passed out. "CADETE!" Everyone but Pian yelled.
"THAT is really unawesome!"Pian said. "This is her thirty-first time saying 'awesome'....." Opaline 発言しました retreating into a glob of purple goo. "This is like a drama now!" Ushio said. Randy, Abby and Gunnhild sat together."This totally sucks!!"yelled the usually shy and quiet Randy. "I'm sleeping!" Abby and Gunnhild announced.
What happened was a mystery. Apparently everyone but Pian passed out. In the end she high fives Randomness. It DID turn out like a drama, and it lasted five hours. Piangela Lea Rpowse had totally gone OACAA on them.

3 days later.

Randomness didn't know what to do that day. That was completely ramdom, if not irregular. The white room scheme had been his last idea in a while. Maybe he should leave the Rpowse estate and cause trouble in his brother Normal's area? No, Normal would most probably get mad at him and Emi would get dragged in.
So Randomness slowly walked to his drawer, opened it and jump inside, then being in his garden. He opened the back door and ended up in front of his house.
"Ran!"Emi's voice called. She ran quickly up to him. "Are あなた okay? You've been in your weird house for a while," she said. "Just don't have anything to do, so I'll pester Normal."
"Your big brother?! But, won't be punish you?" Emi asked worriedly. Randomness put a foot up like he was walking up stairs and put his other foot 次 to it so that he was standing on air."I don't care about that guy. I'm bored."
Ushio appeared out of nowhere and smacked his head."See what happens when あなた lock people in white rooms? Didn't あなた do that trick one hundred years ago? Gosh, あなた do act like an eight 年 old,"She said. Emi looked up at her. "What happened one hundred years ago?"
"Oh, Zachkyu told me Domness was inactive for a long time," Ushio 発言しました lazily."And there my awesome plan worked!"Pian's voice 発言しました behind Randomness."Now Ran will be inactive and I have to clean up less!" She said.
"Wait,"Randomness said,"So あなた worked with me so that I'd be inactive?" Pian nodded."But あなた still helped him lock us in that room, Sis,"Said Leo's voice."Gunnhild and I had a date!"
"Boo, whatever, あなた had it already. I'm gonna go het Paline. Bye,"Pian 発言しました and she walked away.

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posted by sideshowbobbart
1) あなた will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf

2) あなた will check the Fridge to see if any 食 has magically appeared

3)You hate it when its all quiet and あなた are eating something crunchy

4) The guy who discovered milk...what was he doing to the cow?

5) When we were little, why were we so scared of our parents counting to three?

6) あなた hate it when あなた run out of hot water in the middle of a shower

7) It sucks when あなた are in the middle of a huge argument and realize あなた are wrong

8) あなた think of the best thing to say to your rival 10 分 after the right moment

9)...
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previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Jenni Peter and Tina were thinking of a way to find out who was trying to wreck their house then all of a sudden there was a noise and it was coming from Tina's room. Tina got mad cause she doesnt let ANYONE besides Peter and Jenni and herself in her room. she was about to stomp over to her room but Jenni stepped in front of her and tried to calm Tina down Peter helped out with trying to calm Tina down as well. Tina sighed calming down after that they all went to Tina's room when they opened the door they were all shocked Tina's cd's were all broken her paintings...
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Abounding times in your life あなた will meet mean または rude people that あなた dislike, but you'll still have to pretend to like them anyway. This 記事 will teach あなた all about how to deal with them.

1)Look right at them say their name and ask them politely to stop. Keep repeating until their attitude changes または they stop. Example "Mike, please stop", または あなた can say, "That's not appreciated, please cut that out." Don't keep increasing aggressiveness until the balance of power is equalized, it just will make things worse.
2)Don't try to be better than them, it will make the situation worse. If they...
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***Lol this was probably a lot funnier to the drunk people who wrote it at three in the morning but.... here あなた go xD

Or if you'd just rather check it out on youtube:
link

I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three

Oh every time I close my eyes...
I see the back of my eyelids
And I bet あなた didn't know this
I swear, the world is unprepared for when I'm a Grizzly bear

Yeah I would climb trees like bears do
And probably attack you, not an every day
Hike in the forest
I'd probably...
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One 日 a group of girls were having fun and being crazy, laughing and talking to each other in funny voices, careless of what the other kids at school thought of them. A girl walked up to them and told them they were all pathetic losers, giving each of the girls a different insult. She then walked away with her head held high. All the girls looked at each other and burst into laughter. The mean girl turned around and asked
“Why are あなた laughing? I just insulted all of あなた losers”
“Well, we just find it hilariously pathetic how あなた feel あなた have to take the time to make fun of us. あなた obviously...
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posted by j-bfan7
My name is Chris ,

I am three,

My eyes are swollen..

I cannot see.



I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made,

My daddy so mad?



I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly

, Then maybe my mommy,

Would still want to hug me.



I can't do a wrong,

I can't speak at all,

Or else I'm locked up,

All 日 long.



When I'm awake,

I'm all alone,

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.



When my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get,

One whipping tonight.



I just heard a car,

My daddy is back,

From Charlie's bar



I hear him curse,

My name is called ,

I press myself,

Against the wall.



I try...
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1. The only bird that can fly backwards is the hummingbird.

2. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

3. A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds!

4. A ラット survive longer without water than a camel.

5. Toupees for イヌ are sold in Tokyo

6. A イルカ sleeps with one eye open

7. A クロコダイル, ワニ can't stick it's tounge out

8. A mammal's blood is red, an insect's blood is yellow, and a lobster's blood is blue!

9. Loud, fast 音楽 makes termites chew faster

10. A blue whale's tounge weighs もっと見る than a elephant

11. Ablutophobia is the fear of bathing

12. Acarophobia is the fear of itching

13. Agyrophobia...
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posted by starwarsfangirl
These are just ランダム ways to eat my お気に入り cookies: oreos.
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.

1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with イチゴ milk
5. frozen
6. アナと雪の女王 with milk
7. アナと雪の女王 with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in アナと雪の女王 yogurt
11. in アナと雪の女王 yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with 落花生, ピーナッツ butter
14. アナと雪の女王 with 落花生, ピーナッツ butter
15. アナと雪の女王 with 7up
16. with 落花生, ピーナッツ バター and 7up
17. with チェリー 7up
18. アナと雪の女王 with チェリー 7up
19. アナと雪の女王 with 落花生, ピーナッツ バター and チェリー 7up
20. によって itself

If あなた try any of these and like it, please write a コメント and tell me which one(s) あなた tried. :)
Five easy ways that lemons can kill you. (some of these are ironic, but if あなた think about it, sometimes they can happen!!!)

1. A レモン is lying on the 上, ページのトップへ step, and あなた are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. 秒 later あなた land on your ass, and 次 あなた are in the hospital with a severe concussion.

2. A レモン is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the レモン that was created によって your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the レモン into her...
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I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.

Ash

Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if あなた ever, one 日 decide to call me that. If あなた think I'm insane, run away, because あなた are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too あなた a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. あなた think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.

Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .
Ok so me and a friend wrote a little play on the school bus. It's about two フレンズ riding the bus together and chatting. It's called Druckies. Not sure why but the two characters are named Z and Awesome

Awesome:Hey

Z:hi!I like pie

Awesome:Ok....

Z:Whats my Z stand for?

Awesome: Zebra. Yup your new name is Zebra

Z:COOL!

Awesome:Don't forget to remeber me...

Z:I see a ポニー with dolk-a-dots

Awesome: With strawberries.

Z:OOOO and cotton candy!

Awesome: Cotton candy?

Z:I'm going to marry big bird.

Awesome: Good luck with that

Z:Oh look a red fox. AWW! that red 狐, フォックス is eating a kitty! No wait thats not a cat...
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posted by shiriny
-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

-People say "Bless you" when あなた sneeze because when あなた sneeze, your ハート, 心 stops for a millisecond.

-It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky

-111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

-All polar bears are left handed.

-Butterflies taste with their feet.

-A カタツムリ can sleep for three years.

-Elephants are the only 動物 that can't jump

-On average, people fear spiders もっと見る than they do death.

-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

-Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

-Men can read smaller print than women,...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Ride mechanical 馬 with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
Try pants on backwards at GAP. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.
Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
At the bottom of an escalator, scream “My SHOELACES! AAAGH!”
Ask the sales personnel at the 音楽 store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos または rubles.
Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King . . . but save a few...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Act like あなた know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: ピザ becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their 質問 with questions.
Ask about ピザ maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...
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What if Don got もっと見る "Total Drama" seasons than expected. Even though "Total Drama" was going to have three seasons worth of 78 episodes, little did Don know was that he was greenlit for a fourth season known as "Total Drama: Revenge of the Island". The season featured 13 new contestants.

Don gets arrested for hosting the season on a contaminated island. A 年 has passed by, and Don is chosen によって the producers to host "Total Drama: All-Stars". During his prison sentence, Don does not go crazy and host a fake season, even to the point where he replaces Chef 斧, ハチェット, 手斧 with a cashew. Instead, Don...
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