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posted by hatelarxene
Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed によって anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me によって people who actually believe that if あなた send them on, then that poor 6 年 old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show. Do あなた honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give あなた and everyone あなた send "his" Eメール to $1000? How stupid are you?

Ooooh, lookyhere! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid によって every PLAYBOY(プレイボーイ) model in the magazine! What a bunch of bullshit.

So basically, this message is a big FUCK あなた to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started によって ジーザス in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country によって midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the 年 2000, it'll be in the ギネス Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity.

Fuck them.

If you're going to フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't fucking care.

表示する a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to によって sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity.

The point being? If あなた get some chain letter that's threatening to leave あなた shagless または luckless for the rest of your life, 削除 it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off によって making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth, who's been tied to a dead 象 for 27 years, whose only savior is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if あなた フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして this mail, otherwise you'll end up like Miranda. Right? Now フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして this to everyone あなた know otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
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posted by silverlocket
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Once Upon a Chocolate
By Abigaily and Maggster
(Age Thirteen)

Once upon a time there was a there was a チョコレート eyeball. It was a deadly eyeball and his name was Bob. His girlfriend name was Hope because she was a good hopeful チョコレート eyeball. Bob’s Hope and a チョコレート chicken nugget named Freding where best friends. Now Freding was a half good nugget and a half bad nugget, because of her opposite sides made her even もっと見る deadly than Bob and もっと見る hopeful than Hope. Fredina had a boyfriend named Fred. フレッド was a deadly チョコレート nugget, a very deadly nugget. One late deadly chocolaty night...
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posted by cute20k
Never let go----
I know that its hard
Your life wasn't easy
Well neither is ours

Honey, life is hard,
Did あなた really think あなた were alone?
You crossed the fine line, the one that pulls life and death apart
You were never on your own

You were always sayin', just hold on
You just let go, of everything あなた ever had
You just ended it, on your own
And あなた had everything, but あなた let it come to an end
Ended with a 'I can't take this'
(What, exactly?)

Honey, life is hard,
Did あなた really think あなた were alone?
You crossed the fine line, the one that pulls life and death apart
You were never on your own

And あなた were...
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posted by amethyst_14
Long ago, the moon lived on land, によって the 海岸, ショア with the sea, the one she loved. She loved him bec. he was the only one who had appreciated her not just によって her looks, and he was the only one, who had shown her her true beauty. Together, they would dance on the shoreline, back and forth, back and forth. And they lived happily ever after, または so they hoped for amidst them watching, was the sky. The sky loved the moon just as much as the sea, but not for the same reason. The sky tried his best to immitate the sea, even taking parts of it and making them into clouds to make beautiful patterns in...
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(Yes, this is supposed to be terrible. xD My friend and I wrote it at one in the morning...)

There were showers in the light
But the soap we could not find
Then the thought crossed my mind
We need soap to stay alive
It’s the way I’m smelling I just can’t deny
So we gotta get the soap

We found 鳩 in a soapless place
We found 鳩 in a soapless place
We found 鳩 in a soapless place
We found 鳩 in a soapless place

There’s no soap so we can’t get clean
But we have to または we’ll have to leave
If we’re dirty, people will be mean
Looking like this, we can't be seen
It’s the way I’m smelling...
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These are the results of a countdown I did and the results are different on this club than what I thought it would be since I'm use to クラブ such as ディズニー and dinsey princess ファン クラブ and usually Aurora always wins when it comes to beauty but surpriseingly she didn't win and an honorable mention to our five heroines who didn't make it to the 上, ページのトップへ 20 sorry girls your lovely but ファンポップ just didn't find あなた as lovely as the others
25.Tzipporah(The Prince of Egypt)
24.Anna(The King and I)
23.Snow White(Happily Ever After)
22.Crysta(Ferngully)
21.Meg(Hercules) she's the only ディズニー heroine not to make...
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