There are certain rules of survival in horror movies. The movie Scream had some rules, but they weren’t very useful. Our rules are much better and teach あなた exactly how to survive a horror movie.
Don’t walk around saying “Hello?” like the killer is going to reply “Yeah I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”
If someone says “Oh yeah, that’s the house where Old Man Jenkins was murdered” then it’s time to 移動する house.
If your friend gets bitten によって a zombie and says “Maybe I wont turn into one”, kill him. Better 安全, 安全です than sorry.
Upstairs? Bad idea. Outside? Don’t go there. Phone? Never works. Gun? Don’t drop it. Car? Won’t start. Neighbors? Never home. Police? Always die.
If something licks your hand in the darkness, it’s not your dog. Your dog is dead.
Stay away from places like Amityville, Haddonfield, Camp Crystal Lake, Elm 通り, ストリート and the entire state of Maine.
If you’re running around completely naked, あなた might as well just murder yourself.
Don’t be black. For some reason, in horror movies, black people are usually the first to die.
If あなた are annoying または a wise-ass, あなた will die before the black guy.
If あなた are a hot blond girl with big boobs, あなた will die before the annoying guy and the black guy.
If あなた open the door and there is a man standing there, holding an axe, he didn’t come to chop firewood.
Never go to the toilet alone. If needs be, poop your pants. It’s much safer.
If あなた see a clown, RUN. That clown isn’t hanging around to make あなた some balloon animals!
Leave slow または clumsy フレンズ behind. Every man for himself. Somebody’s got to live to tell the story.
Don’t スプリット, 分割 up and look for clues. Everything あなた learned from Scooby-Doo is wrong.
あなた know that creepy clown statue upstairs that is freaking あなた out? Well it’s not a statue.
Never say “I’ll be right back” because あなた won’t be right back.
When you’re walking around a spooky old house, at least try turning the lights on!
If you’re running from the killer, you’re going to trip and fall down at least twice. もっと見る if you’re a girl.
If あなた trip and fall, don’t lay there with the “Ow it hurts” face. Get up and continue running!
If the killer is chasing you, あなた don’t have to run fast. Just faster than your friends.
No matter how fast あなた run, the killer will always be right behind または in front of you, despite the fact that he is shuffling along at a slower and もっと見る dramatic pace.
On a stormy night, あなた will find an open window that あなた were sure was locked. It didn’t magically unlock itself!
Whatever あなた do, remember that the killer will never forget what あなた did last Summer.
If you’re pointing a gun at the killer, don’t say “If あなた 移動する I’ll shoot! I’m serious!” Just shoot him already!
Just lay down on the floor and pretend to be dead. Hey, it works for bears… doesn’t it?
Never back out of one room into another without looking. It’s always behind you.
If あなた see something moving, hit it with a baseball bat… even if it turns out to be your friend. スイング first, say sorry later.
Listen to the アドバイス of all the people in the movie theater who are yelling at the screen!
Don’t trot round the house shouting, “Hey! is anybody there?” Of course there’s somebody there, dummy!
Never take a shower. Killers 愛 showers. Anyway, sweaty people are slippery and harder to catch.
If you’re a girl, get a boyfriend. He’ll be horribly murdered in front of you, but at least you’ll live.
If あなた hear weird noises, don’t go to investigate. You’re not Dora the Explorer.
Stay out of the library. It’s one of the worst places to hide. Seriously, it’s like a labyrinth of getting murdered. Do あなた realize how easy it is for a killer to hide behind a bookcase?
If you’ve beaten the killer into a bloody pulp and you’re sure he must be dead, take the opportunity to dismember, burn, eat, blow up または otherwise destroy him.
If somebody claims that there’s nothing wrong, something is horribly, horribly wrong.
If you’re asked to babysit during a storm, on Halloween, on Friday the 13th または during a full moon, just say “Sorry, no can do”.
Don’t pick up hitchhikers and don’t hitchhike. If あなた do both, then the worst case scenario is: あなた could end up picking yourself up and murdering yourself.
If one of your フレンズ is injured, leave them behind. Even if it’s just a skinned knee. That qualifies as an injury. Leave them.
If あなた friend gets shot, don’t, under any circumstances, do CPR. This will only make them die faster!
Always have your keys at the ready. あなた don’t want to be fumbling in your bag going “Oh where are they I’m sure I have them here somewhere”, while the killer closes in.
Drips are never good. If あなた hear a dripping sound, it’s blood. Likewise, if あなた hear a clang, it’s a meat cleaver and if あなた hear a thunk, it’s a severed head.
If there is a scary legend, believe it. It’s real. It doesn’t matter of the legend says the killer has an 玉ねぎ, タマネギ for a head または a くま, クマ trap for a mouth. It’s real and he’s coming for あなた tonight.
If someone says “It’s just the wind, guys. Everything’s fine. Stop overreacting”, あなた should reply “Yeah well I hope I won’t overreact when you’re dead and stuffed beneath the floorboards”.
Avoid screaming, crying, whispering, panting, wheezing または breathing heavily when you’re trying to hide. Killers are not deaf.
Never bend down to spit out your toothpaste. When あなた come back up, there’ll be someone standing behind あなた in the mirror.
Don’t go to places with weird names like Terror Lake, Hell Hollow, Devil’s Den, Screamerville, Skull Valley, Dead Man’s Crossing, Spook Hill, Ghost Creek, Bloody Springs または Slaughter Beach.
Never go downstairs to check out a weird noise. Especially not in your underwear.
If your フレンズ go to check out a strange noise and don’t return, don’t go looking for them. Just make new friends.
If your son starts telling あなた “I see dead people”, put him up for adoption!
If you’re babysitting a kid and they tell あなた they saw someone scary at the window, tell them to stand at the window and wave while あなた go hide.
If your running from zombies and your friend trips, don’t worry. Leave them and say “I’ll see あなた again when you’re a zombie”
DO NOT hide where あなた obviously could be SEEN… like BEHIND a LAMP! *idiot*
This is the 21st Century. あなた have a cell phone. Why does nobody in horror 映画 call 911?
If you’re black, stay away from white people. They’re too curious – always checking out noises and getting killed.
Have a fat friend. They will come in useful. If あなた run into the killer, あなた can use them as a human shield.
When あなた hear the 音楽 change to “ch, ch, ch, ch…ah, ah, ah, ah”, you’re as good as dead.
If あなた and your フレンズ are running from the killer, trip up your friends. あなた can always make new friends, but there’s only one you.
If あなた are babysitting and the phone rings, don’t answer it. Just go ホーム and let the kids fend for themselves.
Always check the back シート, 座席 of the car. 9 out of 10 times, the killer will be crouched there going “Aw dude あなた caught me!”
If あなた come to a deserted town, it’s probably been deserted for a good reason. Take the hint and stay away.
If you’re not sure who’s the killer and who’s an innocent person, shoot them all and let God sort them out.
If あなた see something mutating, don’t stand there with your “OMFG” face and wait for it to finish mutating. Kill it with 火災, 火 and get the hell outta there.
I’m a leader not a follower… but if we’re going into a haunted house… you’re going first.
If some idiot in the group says “Let’s スプリット, 分割 up”, tell him “OK あなた go that way, the rest of us will go this way”
Never under any circumstances run upstairs if あなた are being chased. Once あなた get upstairs, there’s nowhere left to go.
If you’re hiding from the killer, put your phone on silent.
make sure the killer is dead. if the killer isn’t dead they will just keep coming back like team rocket.
OK under the ベッド is not a real hiding spot. What self-respecting killer WOULDN’T check under the bed.
If your BestFriendForever trips and falls and screams “Don’t leave me!”, change their friendship status to BestFriendForNever.
If あなた find your friend stabbed 78 times and lying in a pool of blood, dont go “OMG what happened?” あなた KNOW what happened.
The killer never dies the first time. Wait until he gets up, then kill him again.
when あなた find your friend stabbed 78 times dont comfort her. Run! She’s gonna die anyway.
When you’re driving at night and あなた hit someone, don’t stop to see if they’re OK.
Hide in the fridge. Killers don’t get hungry and stop for munchies during a murder spree.
Never look behind あなた while running away. When あなた look back, the killer will be standing in front of you.
Make sure your car has a full tank of gas and your cell phone is fully charged.
Whenever a puppet または doll turns to あなた and says “Let’s play”, it doesn’t REALLY want to play.
If あなた knock on the door of a creepy old house and it opens によって itself, don’t go inside.
If objects in your house become possessed and start attacking you, don’t run into the kitchen. That’s where the knives are.
If あなた hear a little girl 歌う a nursery rhyme, say “Feet don’t fail me now!” and start running.
Don’t stop at a gas station and ask the creepy old man for directions. He’s not going to help you.
After あなた shoot the killer, don’t drop your gun.
If someone hands あなた a videotape and says “If あなた watch this あなた will die in 7 days”, don’t break out the popcorn.
If あなた see something weird, tell someone. Don’t just go “Oh, I must be imagining things.”
There is a killer in town and the police have asked us to give あなた the following safety tips. Stay in well-lit areas, do not travel alone whenever possible, always wipe front to back.
Never get into a car. It will either not start, break down, run out of gas または あなた will lose the keys. Either way, the killer will be hiding in the back seat.
If a policeman arrives, don’t get your hopes up. He will be killed just before he reaches you.
Find a good hiding place and STAY THERE. If the killer can’t see または hear you, WHY WOULD あなた MOVE?
If あなた are buying a house and the real estate agent is all like “well, yeah, full disclosure – there were some murders that happened here”, buy a different house.
If あなた hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate. The killer is there. Also your dog is dead.
Never attempt to pull off the killer’s mask. あなた won’t like what あなた see.
Never assume the killer is dead. Shoot him, stab him, chop off his arms, legs and head, then burn the pieces and put them out with holy water. If possible, rocket his charred remains into space. Even then, he probably won’t be dead.
If あなた have any history of mental illness, あなた will discover at the end of the movie that あなた were the killer all along.
If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism. 移動する very very far away. Because there’s blood on your walls. Blood! On your walls! Your walls are bleeding!
Never キッス your boyfriend または girlfriend. Smooching couples are a magnet for deranged serial killers.
Never yell things like “It’s over now” または “We made it”. That guarantees that it’s not over and あなた won’t make it.
If あなた spot a weird dude in your garden holding a chainsaw, he is not there to trim your hedges.
Don’t get drunk または do drugs. Escaping from a killer is much harder when you’re stumbling around and 歌う to yourself.
If you’re going on vacation, Google the name of the area. If the first five 検索 results are news stories about Missing Persons, take a holiday somewhere else.
Don’t go outside just because あなた hear a noise. That’s like coming out and saying “Here I am! I’m ready to be murdered now!”
Protect yourself. Find a weapon. Gun, knife, chainsaw = weapons. Umbrella, mop, lamp = not weapons.
Don’t drink alcohol または do drugs. Killers in horror 映画 have an extra-special hatred of drunk または stoned teenagers.
If your Dad goes insane and starts hacking down your bedroom door with an axe, don’t try to reason with him. Jump out the window.
Upstairs? Bad idea. Outside? Don’t go there. Phone? Never works. Gun? Don’t drop it. Car? Won’t start. Neighbors? Never home. Police? Always die.
If あなた hear a scary noise and find out that it’s just the cat, the 次 scary noise あなた hear won’t be just the cat.
If one of your arms または legs gets chopped off, don’t let it get あなた down. Later on, あなた may be able to replace it with a chainsaw または machine gun.
Don’t sacrifice yourself to save someone else. Usually the person あなた saved will die anyway.
If あなた see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s just one of your フレンズ playing a prank on you.
If your parents murdered a serial killer years ago, the killer will return to murder you. Strangely, he will leave your parents alone.
If your girlfriend is a hot cheerleader, dump her for the weird chick that nobody likes. Weird chicks never get killed, cheerleaders always die.
A good strategy is to say “No! Kill me instead!” That way, the killer will leave あなた alone and murder everbody else. Reverse psychology.
Don’t make フレンズ with rednecks または hillbillies unless あなた want to be down on all fours, squealing like a pig.
Never make a plan, because your plan will take into account everything that could possibly happen, except for the one thing that actually happens.
If あなた throw away a doll and come ホーム to find it waiting for you, immediately leave the country. There is no other way to get rid of it.
If the calls are coming from inside the house, get outside the house.
When あなた find a strange weapon, immediately grab it. Later on, this will be the only weapon capable of killing the monster.
If あなた are shooting at a monster with a big gun and it has no effect, don’t take out a smaller gun and start shooting.
If a girl with long black hair starts crawling out of your TV, hit the OFF button on the remote before she gets all the way out.
If you’re being chased によって a killer and あなた meet one of your フレンズ and they ask “what’s wrong?”, don’t stop to explain. Just shout “Cantstoptotalkkillerchasingmeseeyoulater” as あなた pass by.
If all else fails, make フレンズ with the villain and help him kill everyone else. If あなた can’t beat ‘em, 登録する ‘em.
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Don’t walk around saying “Hello?” like the killer is going to reply “Yeah I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”
If someone says “Oh yeah, that’s the house where Old Man Jenkins was murdered” then it’s time to 移動する house.
If your friend gets bitten によって a zombie and says “Maybe I wont turn into one”, kill him. Better 安全, 安全です than sorry.
Upstairs? Bad idea. Outside? Don’t go there. Phone? Never works. Gun? Don’t drop it. Car? Won’t start. Neighbors? Never home. Police? Always die.
If something licks your hand in the darkness, it’s not your dog. Your dog is dead.
Stay away from places like Amityville, Haddonfield, Camp Crystal Lake, Elm 通り, ストリート and the entire state of Maine.
If you’re running around completely naked, あなた might as well just murder yourself.
Don’t be black. For some reason, in horror movies, black people are usually the first to die.
If あなた are annoying または a wise-ass, あなた will die before the black guy.
If あなた are a hot blond girl with big boobs, あなた will die before the annoying guy and the black guy.
If あなた open the door and there is a man standing there, holding an axe, he didn’t come to chop firewood.
Never go to the toilet alone. If needs be, poop your pants. It’s much safer.
If あなた see a clown, RUN. That clown isn’t hanging around to make あなた some balloon animals!
Leave slow または clumsy フレンズ behind. Every man for himself. Somebody’s got to live to tell the story.
Don’t スプリット, 分割 up and look for clues. Everything あなた learned from Scooby-Doo is wrong.
あなた know that creepy clown statue upstairs that is freaking あなた out? Well it’s not a statue.
Never say “I’ll be right back” because あなた won’t be right back.
When you’re walking around a spooky old house, at least try turning the lights on!
If you’re running from the killer, you’re going to trip and fall down at least twice. もっと見る if you’re a girl.
If あなた trip and fall, don’t lay there with the “Ow it hurts” face. Get up and continue running!
If the killer is chasing you, あなた don’t have to run fast. Just faster than your friends.
No matter how fast あなた run, the killer will always be right behind または in front of you, despite the fact that he is shuffling along at a slower and もっと見る dramatic pace.
On a stormy night, あなた will find an open window that あなた were sure was locked. It didn’t magically unlock itself!
Whatever あなた do, remember that the killer will never forget what あなた did last Summer.
If you’re pointing a gun at the killer, don’t say “If あなた 移動する I’ll shoot! I’m serious!” Just shoot him already!
Just lay down on the floor and pretend to be dead. Hey, it works for bears… doesn’t it?
Never back out of one room into another without looking. It’s always behind you.
If あなた see something moving, hit it with a baseball bat… even if it turns out to be your friend. スイング first, say sorry later.
Listen to the アドバイス of all the people in the movie theater who are yelling at the screen!
Don’t trot round the house shouting, “Hey! is anybody there?” Of course there’s somebody there, dummy!
Never take a shower. Killers 愛 showers. Anyway, sweaty people are slippery and harder to catch.
If you’re a girl, get a boyfriend. He’ll be horribly murdered in front of you, but at least you’ll live.
If あなた hear weird noises, don’t go to investigate. You’re not Dora the Explorer.
Stay out of the library. It’s one of the worst places to hide. Seriously, it’s like a labyrinth of getting murdered. Do あなた realize how easy it is for a killer to hide behind a bookcase?
If you’ve beaten the killer into a bloody pulp and you’re sure he must be dead, take the opportunity to dismember, burn, eat, blow up または otherwise destroy him.
If somebody claims that there’s nothing wrong, something is horribly, horribly wrong.
If you’re asked to babysit during a storm, on Halloween, on Friday the 13th または during a full moon, just say “Sorry, no can do”.
Don’t pick up hitchhikers and don’t hitchhike. If あなた do both, then the worst case scenario is: あなた could end up picking yourself up and murdering yourself.
If one of your フレンズ is injured, leave them behind. Even if it’s just a skinned knee. That qualifies as an injury. Leave them.
If あなた friend gets shot, don’t, under any circumstances, do CPR. This will only make them die faster!
Always have your keys at the ready. あなた don’t want to be fumbling in your bag going “Oh where are they I’m sure I have them here somewhere”, while the killer closes in.
Drips are never good. If あなた hear a dripping sound, it’s blood. Likewise, if あなた hear a clang, it’s a meat cleaver and if あなた hear a thunk, it’s a severed head.
If there is a scary legend, believe it. It’s real. It doesn’t matter of the legend says the killer has an 玉ねぎ, タマネギ for a head または a くま, クマ trap for a mouth. It’s real and he’s coming for あなた tonight.
If someone says “It’s just the wind, guys. Everything’s fine. Stop overreacting”, あなた should reply “Yeah well I hope I won’t overreact when you’re dead and stuffed beneath the floorboards”.
Avoid screaming, crying, whispering, panting, wheezing または breathing heavily when you’re trying to hide. Killers are not deaf.
Never bend down to spit out your toothpaste. When あなた come back up, there’ll be someone standing behind あなた in the mirror.
Don’t go to places with weird names like Terror Lake, Hell Hollow, Devil’s Den, Screamerville, Skull Valley, Dead Man’s Crossing, Spook Hill, Ghost Creek, Bloody Springs または Slaughter Beach.
Never go downstairs to check out a weird noise. Especially not in your underwear.
If your フレンズ go to check out a strange noise and don’t return, don’t go looking for them. Just make new friends.
If your son starts telling あなた “I see dead people”, put him up for adoption!
If you’re babysitting a kid and they tell あなた they saw someone scary at the window, tell them to stand at the window and wave while あなた go hide.
If your running from zombies and your friend trips, don’t worry. Leave them and say “I’ll see あなた again when you’re a zombie”
DO NOT hide where あなた obviously could be SEEN… like BEHIND a LAMP! *idiot*
This is the 21st Century. あなた have a cell phone. Why does nobody in horror 映画 call 911?
If you’re black, stay away from white people. They’re too curious – always checking out noises and getting killed.
Have a fat friend. They will come in useful. If あなた run into the killer, あなた can use them as a human shield.
When あなた hear the 音楽 change to “ch, ch, ch, ch…ah, ah, ah, ah”, you’re as good as dead.
If あなた and your フレンズ are running from the killer, trip up your friends. あなた can always make new friends, but there’s only one you.
If あなた are babysitting and the phone rings, don’t answer it. Just go ホーム and let the kids fend for themselves.
Always check the back シート, 座席 of the car. 9 out of 10 times, the killer will be crouched there going “Aw dude あなた caught me!”
If あなた come to a deserted town, it’s probably been deserted for a good reason. Take the hint and stay away.
If you’re not sure who’s the killer and who’s an innocent person, shoot them all and let God sort them out.
If あなた see something mutating, don’t stand there with your “OMFG” face and wait for it to finish mutating. Kill it with 火災, 火 and get the hell outta there.
I’m a leader not a follower… but if we’re going into a haunted house… you’re going first.
If some idiot in the group says “Let’s スプリット, 分割 up”, tell him “OK あなた go that way, the rest of us will go this way”
Never under any circumstances run upstairs if あなた are being chased. Once あなた get upstairs, there’s nowhere left to go.
If you’re hiding from the killer, put your phone on silent.
make sure the killer is dead. if the killer isn’t dead they will just keep coming back like team rocket.
OK under the ベッド is not a real hiding spot. What self-respecting killer WOULDN’T check under the bed.
If your BestFriendForever trips and falls and screams “Don’t leave me!”, change their friendship status to BestFriendForNever.
If あなた find your friend stabbed 78 times and lying in a pool of blood, dont go “OMG what happened?” あなた KNOW what happened.
The killer never dies the first time. Wait until he gets up, then kill him again.
when あなた find your friend stabbed 78 times dont comfort her. Run! She’s gonna die anyway.
When you’re driving at night and あなた hit someone, don’t stop to see if they’re OK.
Hide in the fridge. Killers don’t get hungry and stop for munchies during a murder spree.
Never look behind あなた while running away. When あなた look back, the killer will be standing in front of you.
Make sure your car has a full tank of gas and your cell phone is fully charged.
Whenever a puppet または doll turns to あなた and says “Let’s play”, it doesn’t REALLY want to play.
If あなた knock on the door of a creepy old house and it opens によって itself, don’t go inside.
If objects in your house become possessed and start attacking you, don’t run into the kitchen. That’s where the knives are.
If あなた hear a little girl 歌う a nursery rhyme, say “Feet don’t fail me now!” and start running.
Don’t stop at a gas station and ask the creepy old man for directions. He’s not going to help you.
After あなた shoot the killer, don’t drop your gun.
If someone hands あなた a videotape and says “If あなた watch this あなた will die in 7 days”, don’t break out the popcorn.
If あなた see something weird, tell someone. Don’t just go “Oh, I must be imagining things.”
There is a killer in town and the police have asked us to give あなた the following safety tips. Stay in well-lit areas, do not travel alone whenever possible, always wipe front to back.
Never get into a car. It will either not start, break down, run out of gas または あなた will lose the keys. Either way, the killer will be hiding in the back seat.
If a policeman arrives, don’t get your hopes up. He will be killed just before he reaches you.
Find a good hiding place and STAY THERE. If the killer can’t see または hear you, WHY WOULD あなた MOVE?
If あなた are buying a house and the real estate agent is all like “well, yeah, full disclosure – there were some murders that happened here”, buy a different house.
If あなた hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate. The killer is there. Also your dog is dead.
Never attempt to pull off the killer’s mask. あなた won’t like what あなた see.
Never assume the killer is dead. Shoot him, stab him, chop off his arms, legs and head, then burn the pieces and put them out with holy water. If possible, rocket his charred remains into space. Even then, he probably won’t be dead.
If あなた have any history of mental illness, あなた will discover at the end of the movie that あなた were the killer all along.
If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism. 移動する very very far away. Because there’s blood on your walls. Blood! On your walls! Your walls are bleeding!
Never キッス your boyfriend または girlfriend. Smooching couples are a magnet for deranged serial killers.
Never yell things like “It’s over now” または “We made it”. That guarantees that it’s not over and あなた won’t make it.
If あなた spot a weird dude in your garden holding a chainsaw, he is not there to trim your hedges.
Don’t get drunk または do drugs. Escaping from a killer is much harder when you’re stumbling around and 歌う to yourself.
If you’re going on vacation, Google the name of the area. If the first five 検索 results are news stories about Missing Persons, take a holiday somewhere else.
Don’t go outside just because あなた hear a noise. That’s like coming out and saying “Here I am! I’m ready to be murdered now!”
Protect yourself. Find a weapon. Gun, knife, chainsaw = weapons. Umbrella, mop, lamp = not weapons.
Don’t drink alcohol または do drugs. Killers in horror 映画 have an extra-special hatred of drunk または stoned teenagers.
If your Dad goes insane and starts hacking down your bedroom door with an axe, don’t try to reason with him. Jump out the window.
Upstairs? Bad idea. Outside? Don’t go there. Phone? Never works. Gun? Don’t drop it. Car? Won’t start. Neighbors? Never home. Police? Always die.
If あなた hear a scary noise and find out that it’s just the cat, the 次 scary noise あなた hear won’t be just the cat.
If one of your arms または legs gets chopped off, don’t let it get あなた down. Later on, あなた may be able to replace it with a chainsaw または machine gun.
Don’t sacrifice yourself to save someone else. Usually the person あなた saved will die anyway.
If あなた see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s just one of your フレンズ playing a prank on you.
If your parents murdered a serial killer years ago, the killer will return to murder you. Strangely, he will leave your parents alone.
If your girlfriend is a hot cheerleader, dump her for the weird chick that nobody likes. Weird chicks never get killed, cheerleaders always die.
A good strategy is to say “No! Kill me instead!” That way, the killer will leave あなた alone and murder everbody else. Reverse psychology.
Don’t make フレンズ with rednecks または hillbillies unless あなた want to be down on all fours, squealing like a pig.
Never make a plan, because your plan will take into account everything that could possibly happen, except for the one thing that actually happens.
If あなた throw away a doll and come ホーム to find it waiting for you, immediately leave the country. There is no other way to get rid of it.
If the calls are coming from inside the house, get outside the house.
When あなた find a strange weapon, immediately grab it. Later on, this will be the only weapon capable of killing the monster.
If あなた are shooting at a monster with a big gun and it has no effect, don’t take out a smaller gun and start shooting.
If a girl with long black hair starts crawling out of your TV, hit the OFF button on the remote before she gets all the way out.
If you’re being chased によって a killer and あなた meet one of your フレンズ and they ask “what’s wrong?”, don’t stop to explain. Just shout “Cantstoptotalkkillerchasingmeseeyoulater” as あなた pass by.
If all else fails, make フレンズ with the villain and help him kill everyone else. If あなた can’t beat ‘em, 登録する ‘em.
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Taylor's POV:
The 次 night I had a bad dream,I did all week,But Friday's scared me most:
I dreamed I stood in the kitchen,The lights were kinda blueish blackish.I heard a guy say:
Guy:Hello Taylor.
The guy was my dad
Taylor:DAD?*Turns around*What?
Dad:STOP!If あなた step any closer,Lizzy...DIES!
Taylor:NO!!!LIZZY!!!
Dad:Taylor,Since the police saw that there was my finger prints.I will be going to prison tomorrow!So I wanna make this last!One way to keep your friend ALIVE,Is to walk outside...Barefoot...And stay all night!GOOD BYE!*Disappears*
I woke up,Opened the door,Walked down the hall,outside.Gulping,I stepped out.It was very cold!It was snow!I couldn't do it!But I had to!
*morning at recess*Nobody's POV
Lizzy:TAYLOR!WHERE ARE YOU?WE'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERY WHERE!*Sees Taylor and gasps*Taylor?
*Shakes*Taylor!WAKE UP!!Whats this?*Sees a scratch*AMY!!MRS AMY!!
The 次 night I had a bad dream,I did all week,But Friday's scared me most:
I dreamed I stood in the kitchen,The lights were kinda blueish blackish.I heard a guy say:
Guy:Hello Taylor.
The guy was my dad
Taylor:DAD?*Turns around*What?
Dad:STOP!If あなた step any closer,Lizzy...DIES!
Taylor:NO!!!LIZZY!!!
Dad:Taylor,Since the police saw that there was my finger prints.I will be going to prison tomorrow!So I wanna make this last!One way to keep your friend ALIVE,Is to walk outside...Barefoot...And stay all night!GOOD BYE!*Disappears*
I woke up,Opened the door,Walked down the hall,outside.Gulping,I stepped out.It was very cold!It was snow!I couldn't do it!But I had to!
*morning at recess*Nobody's POV
Lizzy:TAYLOR!WHERE ARE YOU?WE'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERY WHERE!*Sees Taylor and gasps*Taylor?
*Shakes*Taylor!WAKE UP!!Whats this?*Sees a scratch*AMY!!MRS AMY!!
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I missed my chance.. I'm always one 年 behind in this show.. But now that their 表示中 every episode in order, to prepare for the new season 7, so I'm getting my chance.
I'm so excited, especially cause it has Steven Ogg in it now. (AKA, this guy).
It's pretty easy to say that Grand Theft Auto did a lot for this guy, cause now just about everyone knows who he is.
It's weird how he always protrays nutcase's like Trevor, when the real Steve Ogg is such a nice guy from what I can tell.
But still, the guy that portrayed Trevor Phillips.
How can that NOT be awesome for the dark, violent, nature of a 表示する like Walking Dead?
Where, even someone as kind hearted as Rick Grimes has murdered people in cold blood, in newer seasons he doesn't even feel remorse anymore.
But, yeah.. Steve Ogg.. I'm excited :)
I'm so excited, especially cause it has Steven Ogg in it now. (AKA, this guy).
It's pretty easy to say that Grand Theft Auto did a lot for this guy, cause now just about everyone knows who he is.
It's weird how he always protrays nutcase's like Trevor, when the real Steve Ogg is such a nice guy from what I can tell.
But still, the guy that portrayed Trevor Phillips.
How can that NOT be awesome for the dark, violent, nature of a 表示する like Walking Dead?
Where, even someone as kind hearted as Rick Grimes has murdered people in cold blood, in newer seasons he doesn't even feel remorse anymore.
But, yeah.. Steve Ogg.. I'm excited :)
