Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the 次 table.
Turn around every thirty-seven 秒 to the people at the 次 表, テーブル and ask them if your シート, 座席 is too close, if you're talking too loud, etc.
Whenever あなた see someone getting up and leaving, bolt to their 表, テーブル and take the tip before the wait-person returns.
Eat REALLY loud; make disgusting noises; slurp EVERY time あなた take a sip of your drink.
Constantly re-adjust the positions of absolutely EVERYTHING at your table; seats, silverware, dishes, the 表, テーブル itself; and make sure to make a big production out of it.
Order something on the menu, preferably something very specific, then when it comes, claim it's wrong and あなた ordered something simple. Make a big production about the ineptitude of the help.
If shells are on the menu, order them and take them home. Come in the 次 日 and say, "Those shells あなた sold me jammed up my shotgun! I want my money back!"
As soon as someone at a nearby 表, テーブル gets up, jump into their シート, 座席 immediately, and claim you've been there the whole night. This is especially great when the others at that 表, テーブル are in on it.
Whenever anyone leaves their シート, 座席 at another table, put some particularly messy peice of 食 on their seat.
Two Words: 食 Fight.
Poke the person 次 to あなた repeatedly with your fork. If they try to retaliate, curl into a ball and start crying for your mother.
This only works if the person has their back to you. Select a single strand of hair from the person's head and pull gently. When they reach up to touch their hair または try to turn around, look at the ceiling または pretend to read the menu. Repeat constantly.
Tap your fingernails on the 表, テーブル top, ignoring any evil stares that come your way. (This works anywhere, not just restaurants.)
Hug yourself and rock backwards and forwards in your シート, 座席 whilst muttering incoherantly. This will not only completely embarrass those at your table, it is also extremely annoying.
Help yourself to other people's meals. If they complain, pretend to stick your fingers down your throat and ask them if they'd like their 食 back.
Turn around every thirty-seven 秒 to the people at the 次 表, テーブル and ask them if your シート, 座席 is too close, if you're talking too loud, etc.
Whenever あなた see someone getting up and leaving, bolt to their 表, テーブル and take the tip before the wait-person returns.
Eat REALLY loud; make disgusting noises; slurp EVERY time あなた take a sip of your drink.
Constantly re-adjust the positions of absolutely EVERYTHING at your table; seats, silverware, dishes, the 表, テーブル itself; and make sure to make a big production out of it.
Order something on the menu, preferably something very specific, then when it comes, claim it's wrong and あなた ordered something simple. Make a big production about the ineptitude of the help.
If shells are on the menu, order them and take them home. Come in the 次 日 and say, "Those shells あなた sold me jammed up my shotgun! I want my money back!"
As soon as someone at a nearby 表, テーブル gets up, jump into their シート, 座席 immediately, and claim you've been there the whole night. This is especially great when the others at that 表, テーブル are in on it.
Whenever anyone leaves their シート, 座席 at another table, put some particularly messy peice of 食 on their seat.
Two Words: 食 Fight.
Poke the person 次 to あなた repeatedly with your fork. If they try to retaliate, curl into a ball and start crying for your mother.
This only works if the person has their back to you. Select a single strand of hair from the person's head and pull gently. When they reach up to touch their hair または try to turn around, look at the ceiling または pretend to read the menu. Repeat constantly.
Tap your fingernails on the 表, テーブル top, ignoring any evil stares that come your way. (This works anywhere, not just restaurants.)
Hug yourself and rock backwards and forwards in your シート, 座席 whilst muttering incoherantly. This will not only completely embarrass those at your table, it is also extremely annoying.
Help yourself to other people's meals. If they complain, pretend to stick your fingers down your throat and ask them if they'd like their 食 back.
