Sorry, officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
I thought あなた had to be in relatively good shape to be a police officer.
あなた know, I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
Bad cop! No doughnut!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Didn't I see あなた get your butt kicked last week on "Cops?"
Wow, あなた look like the guy in the picture 次 to my girlfriend's bed.
I bet あなた I can grab that gun before あなた finish 書く my ticket.
So, あなた on the take, または what?
Aren't あなた the guy from the village people?
Do あなた know why あなた pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.
Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
Hey, can あなた give me another one of those full cavity searches?
Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
Hey, あなた must have been doing 125 to keep up with me. Good job!
I can't reach my license unless あなた hold my beer.
I pay your salary.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.
Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds.
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
What do あなた mean have I been drinking? あなた are the trained specialist.