Some of あなた might have heard of the game Facade. those of あなた who have, あなた probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
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Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.
she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she 発言しました "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they 発言しました yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down, washed her hands, but Ivan was nowhere to be found.
Trip and Grace assumed he went outside, as ネコ tend to do.
the 次 day, Phoebe found him, he was crushed under their car. she blamed Grace and Trip for it, so, to make it up to her they bought another pet, it was a Golden retriever named Lucky. they played everyday and slept in the same bed.
one day, they heard Phoebe hitting something with her Melon. they went to check and she was beating Lucky with her watermelon. they were too shocked to move. they watched as their daughter beat Lucky to death.
afterwards, she took the melon and wrote on the ウォール with Lucky's blood, a L. it was a 宇宙 away from an I.
they ran back to their bedroom. they wanted to think that Lucky had bit her and she overreacted, but they knew she had planned it. she probably did the same to Ivan.
the 次 日 Phoebe found Lucky under their neighbors car. she cried and 発言しました she wanted another pet. when they refused, she demanded they get her another pet.
they couldn't say no to their only child, so they bought her another cat, a pregnant Calico cat to be exact. they whispered to each other while she was gone when they thought she would kill Mindi, the new cat.
"it was just out of anger, Lucky bit her." Trip told her.
"then what about the 'I'? when was that put there? it seems it was there soon after Ivan died." Grace argued.
Trip sighed. "you're right, but we can't stop her, hat are we gonna do, give the cat away, she'll take it back, または maybe she'll murder us too!"
Grace didn't know what to say. Trip was right. "well, we can prevent it 次 time when she takes Mindi, which will probably be some time after she has her kittens, she writes on the ウォール in their blood, and will only writes one letter per victim. the 子猫 need to have lots of blood flow before they die."
1 月 LATER
Mindi had the 子猫 weeks ago. there was a オレンジ one named Elijah, a white one named Lisa, a black and オレンジ one named Oscar and a brown one named Nick.
Phoebe took great care of all of them, before that night.
Trip and Grace watched. Phoebe killed Mindi then Elijah then Lisa then Oscar then Nick. one at a time, not caring for blood, she had to be able to clean like a maid to get rid of the blood from the last two, now she had to work like 3 maids.
the 次 日 then found the 子猫 under a heavy lamp and Mindi under their neighbor car. Phoebe demanded another pet, they 発言しました no, they would never buy her another living thing.
after an 時 she gave up and invited a friend over, Sally.they played upstairs for a while, then Phoebe murdered her with a melon and wrote at the end of the bloody sentence an S. then she killed herself によって breaking open her own chest with the melon, it was pure red によって now, not the green of a watermelon. it had grown bigger and heavier from the blood, even though it had no roots. on the ウォール spelled "I Like Your Melons"
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Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.
she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she 発言しました "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they 発言しました yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down, washed her hands, but Ivan was nowhere to be found.
Trip and Grace assumed he went outside, as ネコ tend to do.
the 次 day, Phoebe found him, he was crushed under their car. she blamed Grace and Trip for it, so, to make it up to her they bought another pet, it was a Golden retriever named Lucky. they played everyday and slept in the same bed.
one day, they heard Phoebe hitting something with her Melon. they went to check and she was beating Lucky with her watermelon. they were too shocked to move. they watched as their daughter beat Lucky to death.
afterwards, she took the melon and wrote on the ウォール with Lucky's blood, a L. it was a 宇宙 away from an I.
they ran back to their bedroom. they wanted to think that Lucky had bit her and she overreacted, but they knew she had planned it. she probably did the same to Ivan.
the 次 日 Phoebe found Lucky under their neighbors car. she cried and 発言しました she wanted another pet. when they refused, she demanded they get her another pet.
they couldn't say no to their only child, so they bought her another cat, a pregnant Calico cat to be exact. they whispered to each other while she was gone when they thought she would kill Mindi, the new cat.
"it was just out of anger, Lucky bit her." Trip told her.
"then what about the 'I'? when was that put there? it seems it was there soon after Ivan died." Grace argued.
Trip sighed. "you're right, but we can't stop her, hat are we gonna do, give the cat away, she'll take it back, または maybe she'll murder us too!"
Grace didn't know what to say. Trip was right. "well, we can prevent it 次 time when she takes Mindi, which will probably be some time after she has her kittens, she writes on the ウォール in their blood, and will only writes one letter per victim. the 子猫 need to have lots of blood flow before they die."
1 月 LATER
Mindi had the 子猫 weeks ago. there was a オレンジ one named Elijah, a white one named Lisa, a black and オレンジ one named Oscar and a brown one named Nick.
Phoebe took great care of all of them, before that night.
Trip and Grace watched. Phoebe killed Mindi then Elijah then Lisa then Oscar then Nick. one at a time, not caring for blood, she had to be able to clean like a maid to get rid of the blood from the last two, now she had to work like 3 maids.
the 次 日 then found the 子猫 under a heavy lamp and Mindi under their neighbor car. Phoebe demanded another pet, they 発言しました no, they would never buy her another living thing.
after an 時 she gave up and invited a friend over, Sally.they played upstairs for a while, then Phoebe murdered her with a melon and wrote at the end of the bloody sentence an S. then she killed herself によって breaking open her own chest with the melon, it was pure red によって now, not the green of a watermelon. it had grown bigger and heavier from the blood, even though it had no roots. on the ウォール spelled "I Like Your Melons"
I know some 質問 about canada that non-canadians ask about Canada, i'm going to tell あなた the 回答
first, あなた can NOT see polar bears in the 通り, ストリート and we don't ride the them either we use CARS.
second, we live in houses, not igloos we would probably freeze after awhile
Thats all i know but know あなた won't think canadians live in igloos and if Miley cyrus is 読書 this and did say canada sucks,WELL IT DOESEN'T SUCK!!!!
IT ROCKS!!! i'm proud to live in Canada.
:)
first, あなた can NOT see polar bears in the 通り, ストリート and we don't ride the them either we use CARS.
second, we live in houses, not igloos we would probably freeze after awhile
Thats all i know but know あなた won't think canadians live in igloos and if Miley cyrus is 読書 this and did say canada sucks,WELL IT DOESEN'T SUCK!!!!
IT ROCKS!!! i'm proud to live in Canada.
:)
Giselle: こんにちは joey watcha doin
Joey: playin five nights at freddys
Giselle: who the h**l is freddy
Joey: i dunno
Freddy: hi
And that was the end of Joey and Giselle.
Later that day...
Sammy: こんにちは miranda
Miranda: what
Sammy: wheres joey and giselle
Miranda: they got killed によって freddy
Sammy: who
Miranda: freddy
Sammy: i didnt say what i 発言しました who
Miranda: d****t sammy
And then they all got together for Thanlsgiving!
Miranda: omg sammy i totally forgive あなた this turkey is delicious
Sammy: i know right
Chief Mikey: im a cop
Scardey Sylvia: oh god its a cop
Chief Mikey: yeah
i 発言しました that
Scardey Sylvia: im not deaf
Sammy: SYLVIA
WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAT?
And that was the only time the Derp Kids used captial letters.
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Everybody: shut up sylvia
Joey: playin five nights at freddys
Giselle: who the h**l is freddy
Joey: i dunno
Freddy: hi
And that was the end of Joey and Giselle.
Later that day...
Sammy: こんにちは miranda
Miranda: what
Sammy: wheres joey and giselle
Miranda: they got killed によって freddy
Sammy: who
Miranda: freddy
Sammy: i didnt say what i 発言しました who
Miranda: d****t sammy
And then they all got together for Thanlsgiving!
Miranda: omg sammy i totally forgive あなた this turkey is delicious
Sammy: i know right
Chief Mikey: im a cop
Scardey Sylvia: oh god its a cop
Chief Mikey: yeah
i 発言しました that
Scardey Sylvia: im not deaf
Sammy: SYLVIA
WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAT?
And that was the only time the Derp Kids used captial letters.
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Everybody: shut up sylvia