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posted by Nein-Nein
 The brazen ブル an execution device
The brazen bull an execution device
The period known as the Middle Ages stands out as one­ of ­the most violent eras in history. This epoch, lasting roughly 1,0­00­ years, from the 5th century to the 15th­, was a time of great inequality and brutality in much of Europe.
Here are some of the devices used to punish and torture criminals :-

THE BRAZEN ブル :
The Brazen ブル was a hollow brass statue crafted to resemble a real bull. Victims we­re placed inside, usually with their tongues cut out first. The door was shut, sealing them in. Fires would then be lit around the bull. As the victim succumbed to the searing heat inside, he would thrash about and scream in agony.

THUMBSCREWS :
The device consisted of three upright metal bars, between which the thumbs were placed. A wooden bar slid down along the metal bars, pressing the thumbs against the bottom. A screw pressed the wood bar downward, crushing the thumbs painfully. The thumbscrews were an elaboration of an earlier device known as the pilliwinks, which could crush all 10 fingers and resembled a nutcracker.

THE RACK:
The rack was used throughout Eu­rope for centuries. The victim is tied down while some mechanical device, usually a crank または turning wheel, tightens the ropes, stretching the victim's body until the joints are dislocated. Continued pressure could cause the limbs to be torn right off. Such torture was known as being "broken on the rack," "racked," または "stretched on the rack." It could be combined with other forms of torture to make things even もっと見る painful.

THE WHEEL:
The victim would be tied to the wheel, and then swung across some undesirable thing below -- 火災, 火 was always a good choice, but dragging the victim's flesh across metal spikes also worked well. The wheel itself could also have spikes mounted on it, so the pain came from all directions. Instead of swinging, the wheel might turn on an axle. The difference was likely immaterial to the victims.

THE STAKE:
Bein­g burned at the stake was usually the last stop for torture victims, because this form of torture was invariably fatal. Conceptually, it's a very simple process -- create a pile of dry wood with a stake at the center to tie the victim to, and then light it. The 火災, 火 does all the work.

THE PILLORY :
A pillory is a­ set of two parallel wooden boards clasped together, with holes for the neck and wrists. When opened, the victim places his または her head and arms through the holes. Then the pillory is closed, and the victim can't possibly escape.The pillory itself does no harm to the victim, though it's certainly not comfortable. The entire apparatus was usually placed on a stage in a public place -- the entire point was to humiliate and shame the victim for his または her crimes. The crowd would throw objects at the victim, such as rotten vegetables, dead 動物 または feces. Stones and other blunt objects were thrown as well, which could result in painful injuries または death.

THE IRON MAIDEN:
It's an upright sarcophagus with spikes on the inner surfac­es. Double doors open on the front, allowing entrance for the victim. In one example, eight spikes protruded from one door, 13 from the other. Once the victim was inside, the doors were closed. There, the strategically placed spikes would pierce several vital organs. However, they were relatively short spikes, so the wounds wouldn't be instantly fatal. Instead, the victim would linger and bleed to death over several hours.

THE SCAVENGER'S DAUGHTER:
The apparatus consists of a hoop of iron with a hinge in the middle. The victim was forced to crouch on one half of the hoop while the other half was pivoted and placed over his back. (Imagine being placed into a giant set of iron dentures.) The torturer would use a screw to tighten the hinge, crushing the victim further and further into his involuntary crouch. Eventually, ribs and breastbone would crack and the spine could be dislocated. Sometimes the compression was so great that blood would gush from the fingertips and face.


THE BREAST RIPPER:
Torturer had a strange fixation on breasts, which were burned, branded または simply amputated. Worst of all was a device known as the Breast Ripper. It was a metal claw that pierced the flesh of the breast. The victim was tied to a wall, and then the claw pulled forcibly away, shredding the breast to pieces . It was used as both a method of punishment and interrogation -- to mark the breasts of unmarried mothers and mutilate women convicted of heresy, adultery and a host of other crimes.


THE 梨 OF ANGUISH:
It's unlikely, but if there could be anything worse than the Breast Ripper, it is surely the 梨 of Anguish. This was a pear-shaped device, with the body of the 梨 made up of four metal "leaves" joined によって a hinge at its top, and a key または crank on one end. The 梨 was inserted into the vagina, anus または throat, depending on the nature of the crime committed: The oral device was reserved for heretics, while the anal and vaginal pears were used on homosexuals and witches, respectively. Turning the key opened the leaves, causing massive internal damage
 Thumbscrew
Thumbscrew
 Rack torture device
Rack torture device
 The Wheel
The Wheel
 The Stake
The Stake
 The Pillory
The Pillory
 The Iron Maiden
The Iron Maiden
 The Scavenge daughter
The Scavenge daughter
 The Breast Ripper
The Breast Ripper
 The 梨 of Anguish
The Pear of Anguish
posted by cute20k
1. Your 読書 my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even 読書 this.
4. あなた didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did あなた notice I skipped number three.
7. あなた don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that あなた silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then あなた realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But あなた remember that a fact is something that can be proven right または wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. あなた wish あなた never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch あなた with the missing number this time. または did I?
14. あなた wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind 読書 powers amaze you.
16. あなた totally forgot I was only supposed to tell あなた ten facts.
This is just the back story for my Sonic the Hedgehog ファン character. Do あなた think it's good?
***

Atsuko Mana Kenyoku was born in Osaka, Japan. Her interests were American superhero comics, old television, technology, and music. She's very quiet, and sometimes even shy. her mom, Izumi Kenyoku, was a junior high school teacher. and Atsuko's dad, Makoto Kenyoku, worked at a record shop. Atsuko had a 17 年 old brother named Masahiko, who was learning ninjitsu at the time, and was also very skilled at it. He liked to tech her What he knew. the Kenyokus weren't rich, but they had a fair amount of...
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Well, this is what happenes when I get bored...I put a message through every language in Babel 魚 and see what I get...and some of the results are really funny. I tried this one to see just how unreliable Babel 魚 could be...

Original Message:
I would like to conduct a 検索 as to how accurate this translator is. As instructed, I have used grammatically sound language and correct spelling. I will put this message through every language inside the translator and see how the final message varies from the original one. If the results turn out as expected, some words will be literally “lost...
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I couldn't post this as a 質問 since it was too long.

Ayways, yes. She is a Twilight ファン on the Harry Potter virsus Twilight spot. It's not because she likes Twilight. I get along with many people who happen to be Twilighters. あなた can find her on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight spot. Anyways, she left a コメント to an answer randomly listing names of people she thought were illiterate, when the 質問 had nothing to do with that. This was her exact comment:
"Coughcough LeggomyGreggo, Mrs-Grint, haropuff95, jedigal1190, ThatDamnLlama, ABCDFan...I could go on"
I took that as a パンチ in the stomach....
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this found it on the net

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few 分 early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. Complete the exam with everything あなた write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the teacher's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read 質問 aloud, ディベート your 回答 with yourself out loud. If asked to stop,...
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posted by 1-2vampire
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down


Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children 歌う in a row, then あなた sneeze and あなた fall down. Did あなた ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?

Now for the reality.

This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.

Ring a ring a rosies - あなた used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how あなた knew あなた had the plague.

A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)

Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - あなた know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)

Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.

Randomness lol.
posted by cassie-1-2-3
Brain freeze, also referred to an "ice cream headache" (a personal お気に入り of mine) または a もっと見る scientific term, a "cold-stimulus headache". Before revealing the secrets to living a brain freeze free life, I want to tell あなた a little about what they actually are and what causes them so that maybe あなた can come up with a few of your own ways to avoid the dreaded.

Brain freezes are usually experienced when あなた apply ice cream (or any similar cold food/drink) to the roof of your mouth. There is a cluster of nerves (sphenopalatine nerve) right above the roof of your mouth that act somewhat as a personal,...
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Tell me if u think this is funny または not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!


Cookie:Would あなた like to hear your fortune?


Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?


Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*


Random guy: Uh あなた gonna tell me my fortune?


Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?


Random guy: あなた gonna tell me my fortune または what?!?!?


Cookie:Why the hell would I tell あなた your fortune?


Random guy: あなた 発言しました あなた WOULD!!!!


Cookie:Well have あなた been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and クッキー don't talk nor tell people fortunes.


Random guy:0.o But you...
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Hello fellow ランダム fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform あなた that a certain new fanpoper with the ユーザー名 of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a 質問 saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a フォーラ saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now あなた will not be able to find these two contributions why あなた ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if あなた want proof that she 発言しました this check out this forum
link
Now あなた may ask...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have 与えられた us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We 愛 to be held, talked too but if あなた press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very メリダとおそろしの森 generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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posted by Lola90210
GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my フレンズ but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an エモ from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...
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posted by prettystar
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I 愛 the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your ハート, 心 beat
Is my お気に入り lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If あなた could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my ホーム though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes あなた happy.
I always want あなた to be happy.
I don't like it when あなた cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with あなた even though
You can't hear...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to 移動する on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When あなた leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe あなた embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...
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posted by BellaSwan636
 I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down ボート in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...
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posted by Little_Cullen
O.K, so the other 日 we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, あなた know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once もっと見る at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure によって now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on ファンポップ for F.S. soo あなた can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to 登録する F.S. あなた must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. お茶, 紅茶 is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...
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posted by TDIlover226
1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand 次 to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't あなた even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, あなた need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with フレンズ then run up and sit between them and go...
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So there has been a lot of new horror 映画 coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.

So I'm gonna help あなた survive. you're welcome.

1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.

2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down

3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where あなた are! Stay there and shut the hell up.

4.Don't...
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User: Hey.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: Good and you?


Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?


User: 16.


Cleverbot: You're old.

User: Thanks alot! :(.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yesh really. Do あなた like ponies?

Cleverbot: No, do あなた like ponies?

User: Yes. But, ユニコーン are better.

Cleverbot: ユニコーン aren't real.

User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE あなた SAY THAT!

Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!

User: あなた 発言しました ユニコーン aren't real. :( I thought あなた were my friend....
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