あなた can read it in the papers
In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors
But あなた wouldn't tell no one
Your お気に入り if あなた could

From the White House to the alleys
From the President down to Long Tall Sally
Can't live with it but
You'll die without it, yes あなた would

Senorita’s in the kitchen
She's a fistful of dynamite
あなた call 911 but you
Can't stop the fun tonight, it's alright

あなた can't start a 火災, 火 without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
あなた can't hide when infection starts
Because 愛 is a social disease
愛 is a social disease, uh-huh

Where あなた look あなた can find it
Try to run but you're always behind it
So あなた play hide and seek like a blind kid
Till you're caught, yeah you're caught

So you'll say, こんにちは that あなた had some
But they took it and held it for ransom
Were they tall, dark, skinny or
Handsome, あなた won't talk, no

So あなた telephone your doctor
Just to see what pill to take
あなた know there's no prescription
Gonna wipe this one away, hey

あなた can't start a 火災, 火 without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
あなた can't hide when infection starts
Because 愛 is a social disease
愛 is a social disease
愛 is a social disease
Let the boys 表示する あなた baby

She’s so full of high grade octane
She could run the bullet train on 38 double D's
Now あなた know for sure, she knows the cure
To make any blind man see

あなた can't start a 火災, 火 without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee, yeah
あなた can't hide when infection starts
Because 愛 is a social disease
愛 is a social disease, uh-huh

あなた can't start a 火災, 火 without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
あなた can't hide when infection starts
Because 愛 is a social disease
愛 is a social disease baby
愛 is a social disease uh-huh, alright
Nothing a shot can’t cure