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A quick run-down should あなた ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants あなた dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words あなた should YouTube, should あなた get the chance
-“Kevin ベーコン in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see あなた または hear あなた WHY WOULD あなた MOVE?
-Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.
5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause あなた never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.
-Someone will always be barefoot
-Or in heels
-Or just plain clumsy
-And will sprain their ankles
-And die.
6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.
-Don’t walk around looking for people
-House of Wax, anyone?
7. Don’t be a hero.
-Unless you’re name is Harry Fucking Potter, あなた will die.
-Hell, maybe even then.
-I mean.
8. If あなた hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.
-The killer is there.
-Also your dog is dead.
9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.
-The last thing あなた need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.
10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.
-Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck
11. Don’t go into the basement.
-They are creepy enough without あなた dying in one.
12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct 質問 about either the history of the ホーム または the 前 tenants, DO NOT 移動する IN.
-At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.
13. Turn off the テレビ (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.
-It is obviously your wisest choice.
-SEE ALSO: poltergeist, daughter trapped in tv because of.
14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism.
-Move very very far away
-Because there’s blood on your walls.
-Blood.
-Your
-Walls
-Are
-Bleeding.
15. Don’t act like a detective.
-Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack あなた in a closet.
-If あなた live, awesome story to tell your friend, right?
-But if あなた die, it is like the opposite of awesome.
16. Google the location you’ll be vacationing at.
-If もっと見る than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, あなた know not to go there.
-Issue. Solved.
17. Don’t get drunk. または come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.
-Running away from a killer is that much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.
18. If あなた see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your フレンズ playing a trick on あなた to scare you.
-It is the killer.
-ALSO: laughing while saying, “Tommy, is that あなた in that stupid mask? Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o scared!” is not conducive to your surviving.
-Killers are very sensitive about their disguises.
19. Don’t take a shower.
-ONLY APPLIES IF:
-It’s past midnight at the campground あなた and your sorority sisters are staying at or
-The lock to the door doesn’t work and あなた hear creepy ピアノ music
AND THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT:
20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.
-Clearly the killer is not outside, now is he
A quick run-down should あなた ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants あなた dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words あなた should YouTube, should あなた get the chance
-“Kevin ベーコン in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see あなた または hear あなた WHY WOULD あなた MOVE?
-Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.
5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause あなた never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.
-Someone will always be barefoot
-Or in heels
-Or just plain clumsy
-And will sprain their ankles
-And die.
6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.
-Don’t walk around looking for people
-House of Wax, anyone?
7. Don’t be a hero.
-Unless you’re name is Harry Fucking Potter, あなた will die.
-Hell, maybe even then.
-I mean.
8. If あなた hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.
-The killer is there.
-Also your dog is dead.
9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.
-The last thing あなた need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.
10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.
-Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck
11. Don’t go into the basement.
-They are creepy enough without あなた dying in one.
12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct 質問 about either the history of the ホーム または the 前 tenants, DO NOT 移動する IN.
-At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.
13. Turn off the テレビ (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.
-It is obviously your wisest choice.
-SEE ALSO: poltergeist, daughter trapped in tv because of.
14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism.
-Move very very far away
-Because there’s blood on your walls.
-Blood.
-Your
-Walls
-Are
-Bleeding.
15. Don’t act like a detective.
-Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack あなた in a closet.
-If あなた live, awesome story to tell your friend, right?
-But if あなた die, it is like the opposite of awesome.
16. Google the location you’ll be vacationing at.
-If もっと見る than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, あなた know not to go there.
-Issue. Solved.
17. Don’t get drunk. または come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.
-Running away from a killer is that much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.
18. If あなた see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your フレンズ playing a trick on あなた to scare you.
-It is the killer.
-ALSO: laughing while saying, “Tommy, is that あなた in that stupid mask? Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o scared!” is not conducive to your surviving.
-Killers are very sensitive about their disguises.
19. Don’t take a shower.
-ONLY APPLIES IF:
-It’s past midnight at the campground あなた and your sorority sisters are staying at or
-The lock to the door doesn’t work and あなた hear creepy ピアノ music
AND THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT:
20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.
-Clearly the killer is not outside, now is he
Hey everyone!!This is the story of the time I was at Wal-Mart with some フレンズ and the 火災, 火 alarm went off but nobody cared and a baby died!
So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the 火災, 火 alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been もっと見る funny to あなた if あなた *had've been there.
*I don't even think this is a word!
The End.
Nevermind.Fanpop 発言しました this 記事 is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the 火災, 火 alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been もっと見る funny to あなた if あなた *had've been there.
*I don't even think this is a word!
The End.
Nevermind.Fanpop 発言しました this 記事 is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
She's been married for a couple months now, but still can’t get used to calling him her husband.
“I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’. But I’ll get there,” she said.
This can happen to anyone we suppose, it takes a while to get used to the idea of being a wife.
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One of my favorite book series'.
Yesterday, Demi Lovato talked about the nominees for the American 音楽 Awards coming up on the 21st of November.
It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!
In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend アッシャー and Eminem. Who will win?
And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, ケシャ and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.
あなた can vote for your お気に入り on the event webpage here: American 音楽 Awards.
It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!
In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend アッシャー and Eminem. Who will win?
And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, ケシャ and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.
あなた can vote for your お気に入り on the event webpage here: American 音楽 Awards.
This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
5 もっと見る incredibly ランダム stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and ランダム in it's own way....
5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is ジーザス Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide によって zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."
Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is ジーザス Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide によって zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."
Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
Ever met that one person who really really aggervates あなた , like constantly talking または doing everything あなた do , well im gonna help あなた deal with them without punching them in the face (kris style <3)
1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , あなた can always throw it at him/her
2) Carry a 枕 in あなた purse/bag , so if あなた need to scream , scream in the 枕 , this pervents people from thinking your crazy
3) Earphones , あなた COULD use them to block that person out , but studies 表示する that if that person happens to 飲み込む one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,
4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,
5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work
6) if its your sibbling ,
Girl:flush her fav バービー doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:
Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , あなた can always throw it at him/her
2) Carry a 枕 in あなた purse/bag , so if あなた need to scream , scream in the 枕 , this pervents people from thinking your crazy
3) Earphones , あなた COULD use them to block that person out , but studies 表示する that if that person happens to 飲み込む one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,
4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,
5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work
6) if its your sibbling ,
Girl:flush her fav バービー doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:
Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
Are You MAD!?
I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't ファン anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their プロフィール and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to ファン someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a ファン of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my 次 reason...
If あなた have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to ファン you.
However, if i can see that you're a ファン of 'Random' または 'Harry Potter' または 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will ファン あなた back.
On the other hand, if あなた are looking at this thinking that あなた haven't done any of these things, then feel free to ファン me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to ファン someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a ファン of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my 次 reason...
If あなた have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to ファン you.
However, if i can see that you're a ファン of 'Random' または 'Harry Potter' または 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will ファン あなた back.
On the other hand, if あなた are looking at this thinking that あなた haven't done any of these things, then feel free to ファン me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
