Pick what 月 あなた were born on...
Jan- I shot...
Feb- I stabbed...
Mar: I disco danced with...
Apr: I sniffed...
May: I ran with...
Jun: I licked...
Jul: I ate...
Aug: I sat 次 to...
Sep: I farted 次 to...
Oct: I have a screenshot of...
Nov: I grabbed...
Dec: I spit on...

Pick what 日 あなた were born on...
01: my girlfriend
02: my boyfriend
03: a nurse
04: Napoleon Dynamite
05: my crush
06: the gummy bears
07: an IPhone
08: a llama
09: a sandwich
10: a hobo
11: a gay guy
12: ET
13: Peter Pan
13: A T-Rex
14: a kitten
15: a puppy
16: a monkey
17: a cow
18: a Mexican
19: a sumo wrestler
20: a red-head
21: a polar bear
22: The Dos-equis guy
23: The trix rabbit
24: Drew Breeze
25: Tom Brady
26: Your mama
27: your grandmother
28: your Uncle
29: my mom
30: my dad
31: Snow White

Pick out your お気に入り color
Red: because a robber made me
Orange: because conscious told me to
Yellow: because the evil bra made me
Green: because i wanted to
Blue: because I had a gun to my head
Purple: cause I got monster boobs
White: because I am sexy
Gray: because I was told to
Black: because I'm emo
Pink: because an evil cat 発言しました if I didn't I would have only 24 hours to live

Put it all together mine is:
I disco danced with a hobo because I wanted to..

GO HOBO!!!