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1) Follow complete strangers around for 10 minutes, then speak into your 襟, 首輪 and say, "Harrold, we have a situation. Subject 367 is unresponsive. Code 163!"

2) When あなた get onto the elevator, laugh hysterically for 5 seconds, then glare at the other passengers as if they are crazy.

3)Run up the "down" escalators, shrieking hysterically, and when あなた reach the top, fall silent and glare at other shoppers as if they are crazy.

4) Approach a stranger in any Wal-Mart and hand them a へら, スパチュラ, ヘラ and say, with authority, "The future of the Earth depends on it." Abruptly turn around and walk away.

5) Walk up and down the fresh produce aisle in the スーパーマーケット, スーパー マーケット and lecture the vegetables loudly on how to obtain world domination. Whenever a shopper comes close, fall silent and glare at them, and say to the produce, "We'll continue this later."

6) Follow strangers around the department store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.

7) Follow strangers around the department store and laugh hysterically every time they touch anything.

8) When there are about 6 people in the elevator, start jumping up and down 歌う "Sweet Alabama".

9) When あなた get onto the elevator, stare at particular people with binoculars, and inform them that they have very nice ears.

10) Stare at other people on the escalator and laugh hysterically.



If あなた get in trouble, tell people あなた are doing an experiment on human reactions and how this affects social interaction. The bigger words あなた use, the least likely people will be to 質問 あなた further.
posted by Hi-Lo
I dont think of this as a poem its もっと見る like sadness and confusion today one of my neighbours died my brother called me over to see i saw them 移動する the body coverd in a red blanket and the men in black SUITS/スーツ and i thought to myself in that moment i never 発言しました hello never waved または smiled at her when i come to think of it i never saw her have one visitor i 発言しました to myself i wish i could cry right now but i couldnt i just couldnt i told myself i hope whatever i have done in my life would not make me die alone thats all i ask for and all i wish for
posted by jessicamc26
I'm goin' down to South Park gonna have myself a time,
(Kyle + Stan) Friendly faces everwhere humble folks without temptation,
I'm goin' down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind,
(Cartman) Ample Parking 日 または Night, people spouting, "Howdy, Neighbor"
I'm headin' down to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind,
(Kenny) I like girls with big vagina, I like girls with big fat titties
So come on down to South Park, and meet some フレンズ of mine. ______
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He was staring at a wall, もっと見る like me but I was invisible, または I thought I was. "*sigh* What is he doing?" being a common idiot I spoke too loud, hopefully he didn't hear me, but im hardly ever lucky so- "Ahhhh! wha- what was that?" he was franticly running around like he heard a ghost. "please shut up!" this startled the crap out of him so he tripped over the T.V. I didn't know what to do, he was going to call somebody. So I left a note, and walked out. "huh, what's this" he picked up the note and read it aloud, "'dear, weird yet understndable reader I am saying sorry for scaring the crap...
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posted by kk99aa
*ps: G.A.B= gang against bullying*


I ran into the elementary school.My P.D.B.D (personal daily bully detector )was beeping like crazy! "This must be the place!" I 発言しました as i entered the hallways of the school."I hope the rest of the gang comes." I muttered under my breath as I rounded the corner only for my P.D.B.D ring like crazy.My eyes widend as I saw the wrost case of bullying i have ever seen. The kid's underwear was in a texas wedgie and they were smoking.The bully was smiling and for a 秒 i thought of the devil.I sighed a sigh of relief when the rest of the gang arrived."Stop...
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posted by Emoshinell
RUSH
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They say it's good to take your time
But it can be hard to do so
So I find myself asking the same 質問
Over and over again

Whenever I rush into something
I'm told to slow down または else I'll get burned
But who knows
Maybe it's good sometimes
To rush into things
'Cause I know あなた know it's right So I say

(Chorus)
Let's rush
I know there's nothing wrong we can do
If we follow our hearts
Whether we rush
または we take our time
So let's rush

I want あなた to know this
That I'll never leave your side
We may rush または we may not
I want あなた to know this
I want あなた to know this
So I say

(Chorus X2)

Let's rush
Let's rush
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