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*Light starts singing*
7 a.m, I'm waking up in the morning
Gotta have an 林檎, アップル to feed Ryuk
Gotta have a page from my handy notebook
Seeing all the Kira reports going on and on
Everybody's worried
Gotta get down to the bus stop, gotta catch the bus
I see a bus hijacker
What he doesn't know is I have sealed his doom
He gets hit によって a car and dies
It's Death Note, Death Note!
Gotta kill both bad and good guys!
Everybody's looking フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to my new world, new world
Death Note, Death Note!
Killing people with the Death Note!
Everybody's looking フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to my new world
書く names, 書く names, YEAH!
書く names, 書く names, YEAH!
Death, death, death, death, looking フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to my new world
Some guys are dying on the highway
I wrote their names, this is going as planned
Death, death, think about death,
あなた know what it is! {So behave yourself and あなた won't get it.}
I got this, Misa got this, Mikami's in on this too
I got this, Misa got this, あなた have to die now that あなた know it
書く in my notebook
ハート, 心 attacks are deadly
Gotta figure out soon, what is L's real name?
It's Death Note, Death Note!
Gotta kill both bad and good guys!
Everybody's looking フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to my new world, new world
Death Note, Death Note!
Killing people with the Death Note!
Everybody's looking フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to my new world
書く names, 書く names, YEAH!
書く names, 書く names, YEAH!
Death, death, death, death, looking フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to my new world
Last episode it was L
This episode he died, L(デスノート) died
Kira is excited, I'm so excited
But now Near's coming in this episode
次 episode I'll meet Mello
And Matt comes afterwards
I want the Wammy's Boys to end!
*Teru Mikami's turn* God is Light Yagami!
So awesome killing bad guys (bad guys)
Killing good guys (good guys)
They deserved it because (they did) they got in his way
The Task Force shouldn't interfere (Whoo! Write names!)
God will create a new world, it'll be great
Criminals and law enforcers dying
Check the crime rates, they've gone down significantly
*Now Misa Amane's turn* It's Death Note, Death Note!
Gotta be in 愛 with boyfriend!
Everybody's looking フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to Light's new world, new world
Death Note, Death Note!
Helping out my Light-kun!
Everybody's looking フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to Kira's new world!
書く names, 書く names, YEAH!
書く names, 書く names, YEAH!
Death, death, death, death, looking フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to the new world
It's Death Note, Death Note!
Gotta kill both good and bad guys!
Death Note, Death Note!
Everybody's looking フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to the new world, new world!
Death Note, Death Note!
Killing people with a Death Note!
Death Note, Death Note!
Everybody's looking フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to the new world!
書く names, 書く names, YEAH!
書く names, 書く names, YEAH!
Death, death, death, death, looking フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to the new world!
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posted by nmdis
Wake up to your dreams
And watch them come true
I'll make あなた whisper my name, I'll never leave the room
Night and day, I'll be your muse
No other girl can make あなた feel the way I do
I can make the stars dance
Light up the moon, I can make the stars dance
If あなた want me to
The sky is everywhere, so meet me under there
I can make the stars dance dance dance with you
Don't be afraid, close your eyes
Let me take あなた to places you've never been tonight
I thought によって know you'd realize I can do anything I put my mind to
I can make the stars dance
Light up the moon, I can make the stars dance
If あなた want me to
The...
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1. They feel happy and like nothing can take them down.
2. They start feeling depressed for no reason.
3. They feel like crying for a while.
4. They cry heavily and not knowing why their crying makes it worse.
5. They feel mad and feels like everyone should feel her wrath.
6. They feel so alone and unloved によって everyone, some are driven to cut themselves.
7. They feel like only God understands them.
8. Their time of the 月 is over and they normal again.
This is what i went through, so i assume other girls do to.
posted by IloveMyLord

In jealousy there is もっと見る of self-love than love.
FranÁois de la Rochefoucauld
A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
Robert A. Heinlein
There is no greater glory than love, nor any greater punishment than jealousy.
Lope de Vega
Jealous people poison their own banquet and then eat it
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Peace of mind makes the body healthy, but jealousy is like a cancer.
Bible
Jealousy is the dragon in paradise; the hell of heaven; and the most 苦い of the emotions because associated with the sweetest.
A.R. Orage...
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Dani Stump Quotes

“Like my friend always said...this sounds like a personal problem”

“The weird thing about being married to the lead singer of Fall Out Boy and being a lead singer myself is that Patrick's a Rock singer...and I'm a Heavy Metal singer”

“The 音楽 genre that always got to me was Heavy Metal...that's why Party Poison can be classified as a Heavy Metal band”

“The ones who influenced me was Dragonforce and Metallica....the ones who influence me now is of course Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy and Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance”

“I'm a wife, I'm a mother, I'm a artist...
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You’re now chatting with a ランダム stranger. Say hi!

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Stranger: WOOF

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You: meow

You: NOT ANOTHER DOG! O_O

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! 8D

You: あなた HAVE GOT TO BE KITTEN ME. T_T

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA I SEE WHAT あなた DID THERE!!! KI FUCKING SAW IT!!!! 8D

You: O_O

You: I AM A MAGICAL CAT.

Stranger: ZALDGFALDGASDFALDFGALDSFGASDA OH MY GOD. IM A MAGICAL BURRITO. WANNA...
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posted by dylin1
Time for some fun... lol twss

Body: TEN THINGS ABOUT あなた
1. Are あなた single?
Yeah.

2. Are あなた happy about that?
no

3. Are あなた bored?
YES

4. Are あなた sad?
Nah.

5. Are あなた Italian?
No...

6. Are あなた pregnant?
HELL NO

8. Are あなた cool?
The coolest person you'll ever meet!!!

9. Are あなた Irish?
Yeah

10. Are your parents still married?
Nope

TEN FACTS
1. Full Name:
Madylin Sage Duce

2. What are your nicknames?
"that girl who ______" fill in the blank.

3. Birth place:
Whitehorse, Yukon, Canada

4. Hair color:
Light Brown.

5. Hair style:
sheiber

7. Birthday:
august 8, 97

8. Mood:
chill

9. お気に入り color:
black,white,blue,purple,red....
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posted by ultimatefredde
1. Guys for gods sake, dont pretend being something あなた aren´t girls have a sixth sense we don´t have and find out sooner または later

2. Dance!

3.Flirt, they aren´t the only ones who should do this.

4.Tell her what あなた really enjoy in life

5.Help them out when needed.

6.Avoid playing those "Gay games" with your pals, it´s just not right

7.avoid grabbing your "parts" on public. Really.

8.Be original, with gifts, don´t just give flowers, または take her to dinner, also sometimes a card または a simple walk in the park is good to try

9.Be romantic and take shyness away

10. Express your feelings, あなた wont die...
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posted by JonasLuver1
Why Guys 愛 Girls:

1. The way they always smell good even if it’s just shampoo
2. The way they always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our ams
5. The way they キッス あなた ad make everything alright in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the it’s all worthwhile
8. The way they are always warm even if it’s minus 30 degrees
9. The way the look good no matter what they wear
10. The way she fished for compliments even though あなた both know she’s the most beautiful...
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posted by ilovetech29
1."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a 木, ツリー and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
8."Megan...
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Just 読書 some of the ターミネーター 名言・格言 through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!


Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash 日 tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.


I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. あなた might get annoyed によって it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
posted by lloonny
1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear スーパーマン pajamas. スーパーマン wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a ハート, 心 attack. His ハート, 心 isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first あなた don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on 火災, 火 with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
9....
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posted by KateKicksAss
 This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
Of course, if あなた are TRULY random, あなた shouldn't even need a guide, O_O

Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever あなた may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases または monologues または pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of フレンズ または logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if あなた got it, Flaunt it!

Steps

1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and あなた can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays...
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"An old woman haunted me!"

One night my and によって brothers and I were sleeping up stairs while my mom was downstairs reading. I was lying in ベッド and heard this light stomping sound. Then the stomping sound got a little heavier. Soon, it became so loud that my brothers and I all came out of our room because we were scared. My mom had heard it too and she thought it was one of us playing a joke, but it wasn't - we were all in bed! We had no idea what to make of it and were really freaked out. But then, things got creepier....

"We found her stuff in the attic, her name was Tamara!"

I went over to...
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posted by yoshifan1976
Doctor Mario was in his office when suddenly there was an urgent phone call. It was Daisy. "Mario, come quick. Luigi's very sick." "I'll be there right now, Daisy", Mario told her. Nurse 桃, ピーチ was very concerned. "What's wrong, Mario?" "Luigi's sick", he answered with worry. "Go", 桃, ピーチ told him kindly. "I can take care of things here." "Thanks, Peach". He gave her a キッス and then rode over to Luigi and Daisy's house. デイジー hugged Mario and led him upstairs. "Hey little brother", he smiled at Luigi. Luigi smiled back. He loves his big brother Mario. No one understood the brotherly bond between...
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added by loonybug
Source: tumblr
No, I seriously hate it whenever I hear kids talk about ディズニー and celebrities, they say crap like "OMG Justin Bieber is awesome!" "The Jonas Brothers are having a new movie!" "Have あなた watched Shake it up? It's the best thing ディズニー has made!"
It sickens me that parents allow their kids to watch & listen to the mediocre shit ディズニー Channel produces now rather than to have them watch & listen to some REAL ディズニー & music. Even the trash 映画 like Prom, John Carter, Mars Needs Moms, and some of the ディズニー direct-to-video sequels are better than the crap ディズニー Channel has to offer....
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posted by hetalianstella
This is in no particular order.

- I hate how people automatically assume あなた are Chinese just because you're Asian, または automatically assume あなた are Mexican just because あなた are Hispanic.

- How people always say they COULD care less when they COULDN'T care less!

- When people use an elevator.....for one floor!

- Perverts....I mean, I don't hate perverts. Some of my best フレンズ are perverts. But I'm not a pervert, so don't act like a pervert around me. Anywhere else is fine, but please respect my asexuality.

- When people overuse lol.
Especially when there is nothing funny!
Same with OMG. I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little ポニー ファン fiction. If あなた do not like talking 馬 that come in different colors, run for your life.



Song: link
 As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
As the green lines come closer, so do the words.


France, 1938

Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Pierce Hawkins as....

Papillon

Police ポニー 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.

Also starring Dragonaura15's Metal Gloss

Police ポニー 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, あなた will all be transferred...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


On May 27, 2016, a war was started によって a Hungarian named Gergely Szórád. He started this war on a website on the internet called Fanpop. He replaced an icon, using a picture that had Starlight Glimmer in it. Gergely also threatened to kill anyone that opposed the new アイコン he created. This angered millions, and スプリット, 分割 the My Little ポニー fandom into two. The S.G. Bronies, (the bad guys), and the Anti S.G. Bronies, (the good guys.) This war also created a new law in April 12, 2018, all forms of entertainment...
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