ランダム Article: Just some stuff about me! :D

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posted by teamsalvatore98

-I like アニメ and manga! My お気に入り are Rosario Vampire, InuYasha (book and アニメ :D) and OHSHC!
-I live for 音楽 and like lots of different types.
-My お気に入り Avenger is Thor!
-I had braces, and I hated every moment of them!
-I'm an inside girl. My お気に入り outdoor activity is going back inside. I'm not lazy, but I prefer being comfortable over being too hot/cold and bugs.
-I HATE BUGS!
-I have two brothers- Matthew and Jacob!
-I think the old pokemon was and always will be much better than the current one.
My hair is auburn and curly :o!
-I like the Legend of Korra and loved Avatar: The Last Airbender!
-I like 林檎, アップル pie.
-I can write for myself and my friends, but when I'm 書く for an assignment または something, I get horrible writers' block.
-I believe anything is possible, あなた just have to want it bad enough and work for it.
-I suffer from...... CLAUSTROPHOBIA?!?! (When I think about this, that episode of Spongebob when they get trapped in Mr. Krabs's wishing well and Squidward says he's claustrophobic and Spongebob says it means he's afraid of Santa Clause and Patrick starts saying ho ho ho and Spongebob says stop it you're scaring him! comes to mind. o:)
-I'm a whore..... a PARAWHORE!
-I like Sunny-D, Bacon, Pancakes, IHOP, Donuts, and eggs.
-My mom and I have this little... tradition thing. On my birthday and birthday party, we always go to my お気に入り resturaunt, New China Inn.
-I like my birthday, and I'm glad that, because it's so close to Christmas, people don't try to give me Christmas-themed gifts.
-I can't think of anything else to tell y'all....
-Oh yeah! So, there was this kid in one of my classes this past 年 and he rode my bus. We were like, kind of friends, but not really. Anyways, he moved to 日本 and I'm talking to him on フェイスブック right now and asking him lots of 質問 :O!

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GoldnSnitch_96 Cool story bro :3 Yes, I look like a prick for saying that. Meh, worth it.

wantadog *Agrees with GoldnSnitch*

Bond_Of_Fury Brofist for your favourite Avenger being Thor!

teamsalvatore98 Thor is fuckin beast (and he's sexy :D)

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SOME AMAZING LINES!!!

posted by surbhi-sm10

A true quote:

If silence is meant to be the best for all situations...then why we all get so hurt when people don't talk to us??

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One of the very true & greatest illusions of life is that....

"we always believe there is もっと見る time in tomorrow then today"

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We work for making better tomorrow

But when tomorrow comes instead of enjoying again we start thinking for better tomorrow.

Thts life

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When we were small we laughed less

But there was infinite hidden happiness as we grow up we learn to laugh もっと見る to hide the unspoken sadness

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How to give ur self highlights in a matter of 分 and totally freak out ur parents!!!!hehe

posted by llamalover565

Okay so everyone knows that it's the best when your parents absolutely spaz.....especially when u change ur appearance.!!!

So first get a small container of leave in conditioner... the type u put in your hair when its really staticy

Then pick the color 食 dye that u want ( u can mix Colors（色） if u want)

次 mix small portions of both until u get the color u want

Finally take a clean mascara brush wand thing( as long as あなた can use it as a comb its fine) and comb it into ur hair

Finally walk down stairs and just casually talk to ur parenst, フレンズ anyone and just soak in the reaction.

The conditioner comes right out and its super quick and fun

There ya go .....i might post a " how to do it" video...hmmm

Anyway.. ENJOY!!1

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me when i eight

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Definitions

posted by Hot_n_cold

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The Game (noun) - Something あなた just lost.

Science Fair (noun) - A time for parents to 表示する how talented they are.

Laughter (noun) - When a smile has an orgasm.

Irony (adjective) - The opposite of wrinkly.

Period (noun) - Monthly congratulations for having 安全, 安全です sex.

Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.

Study (verb) - The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.

Politics (noun) - 'Poli': latin for "many." 'Tics': blood sucking insects.

Google Translate (proper noun) - The only reason あなた passed your French...

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(REALLY) Good status アップデート

posted by NinaDobrev13

- I decided to キャンセル my Twitter account. I dont want to sound paranoid, but Im pretty sure people are following me.

- I feel like getting something done today, so Im just going to sit here until that feeling passes.

- Have あなた ever had a fly または small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?

- I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, 'Parking Fine'

- I just dropped my laptop off the boat....It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.

- To men, women are just city buses. There's another one every five minutes....

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チョコレート Math?! 2013 version!

posted by KatelynBrown

[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT によって SCROLLING DOWN FIRST... It takes less than a minute... Work this out as あなた read... Be sure あなた don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...]

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that あなた would like to have チョコレート (try for もっと見る than once but less than 10) ...

2. Multiply this number によって 2 ...

3. Add 5 ...

4. Multiply it によって 50. I’ll wait while あなた get the calculator ...

5. If あなた have already had your birthday this 年 (2013) add 1763 *; If あなた haven’t, add 1762 *...

6. Now subtract the four digit 年 that あなた were born ...

あなた should have a three digit number ...

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times あなた want to have チョコレート each week) ...

The 次 two numbers equal ...

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)

If あなた don't believe, check this website:
link

Thanks!

Your demigodishness,
K

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The Object To Your Left

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50 reasons not to 日付 a graphic designer.

posted by paloma97ppb

1. They are very weird people.
2. There are billions of them in the world, like Colors（色） on the screen of your computer.
3. They will analyse conversations in layers.
4. あなた will spend the 日 assembling furniture from IKEA.
5. They drink and eat all kinds of weird shit just because they like the packaging.
6. They hate each other.
7. You’ll come out the last out of the 映画 because あなた have to see the full 一覧 of credits.
8. They cant change a light bulb または without making a sketch.
9. They fuck up all the tables with their cutters.
10. They rather study the ペーズリー, ペイズリー pattern on your outfit than listen...

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Funny Hamsters

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May I take your hat sir? 83

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May I take your hat sir? 83

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SPARKLE QUEST!

posted by 90sfan

One day,a bunny named Sparkle was having a picnic with her friends.There was a cat,a panda,and a monkey.ne of Sparkle's フレンズ said,"Hey,where's Usomi?"Usomi was another one of Sparkle's フレンズ who was supposed to 表示する up for the picnic.He was another bunny.Nobody knew where Usomi was,so Sparkle decide to go look for him."It's OK,guys",Sparkle assured."I'll find Usomi.You guys stay here 'till I get back."Sparkle then went to look for him.And started her quest.Her Sparkle quest."I wonder where he could be",Sparkle 発言しました to herself as she came across a group of blobs!Sparkle had her 星, つ星 powers,though,and...

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Six-Word Stories

posted by KateKicksAss

Credit: sparknotes.com. They decided to take the challenge of 書く some of their own six-word stories after 読書 some better known ones. Enjoy!

Elevator out of order. Use trampoline.

Bird cried, "Feathers? I want fingers!"

Storming again. キャンセル the 凧, カイト fights.

Hide! Here comes Beyonce. She's pissed.

This is all a dream, right?

"Kitty will be fine," he lied.

The 象 ate everything, even Paul.

Wizard vs. Jedi Knight? Audience wins.

"Ha," 発言しました Jen as she died.

Party tonight. Bring your own cape.

Did that clown painting just wink?

Clock struck six. Mike struck clock.

Has anyone seen my porcupi—ow!...

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101 ways to annoy your roomate.

posted by galou_2010

found it on the internet... hope ya like it!

1. Insist that あなた are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the ベッド holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say あなた know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors によって your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as あなた can and dance around the room for five minutes....

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Nyan Cat (New Heavy Metal Version)

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Valentine's 日 Fails

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Epic FAIL LOLs

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Things to do when あなた are boredXD

posted by animemaykat101

Are あなた super bored,you just want to kill yourself,then do these things!XD
I did not make this up,but I got it from a great site!
urban75.org
There are also lots of retarted games あなた can play on this site if あなた are boredXD
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THINGS あなた CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send あなた a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all...