DEMENTED POEMS
バラ are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
バラ are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
バラ are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And 表示する me your tits
バラ make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And あなた 愛 it up the shitter
バラ are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
バラ are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
バラ are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
バラ are shit
Violets are crap
表示する me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
バラ are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And 飲み込む it down
バラ are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
バラ are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
バラ are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
バラ are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And 表示する me your tits
バラ make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And あなた 愛 it up the shitter
バラ are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
バラ are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
バラ are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
バラ are shit
Violets are crap
表示する me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
バラ are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And 飲み込む it down
バラ are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
1. You're beautiful.- girls think when あなた say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.
2. あなた look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and あなた never get tired of being with us.
4. I 愛 あなた and only you.-Well, あなた guys get the picture.
5. I will be with あなた forever.
6. あなた have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. あなた shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for あなた to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
2. あなた look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and あなた never get tired of being with us.
4. I 愛 あなた and only you.-Well, あなた guys get the picture.
5. I will be with あなた forever.
6. あなた have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. あなた shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for あなた to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
7 Things to do when あなた want to get kicked out of the DMV. によって Misery.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy 次 to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over によって a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people 次 to あなた look at あなた funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down 次 to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your お気に入り 表示する the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big 表示する number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy 次 to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over によって a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people 次 to あなた look at あなた funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down 次 to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your お気に入り 表示する the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big 表示する number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
