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Scientist One: THE ARTICLE unfortunately has no value; I don't understand what the announcer is getting so hyped up about.
Scientist Two: What do あなた mean THE ARTICLE has no value! It helps Fanpop; it helps those poor people who are staring at their アップデート waiting for something new to happen, THE ARTICLE gives those people something to do!
Scientist Three: That may be so but there are even greater things THE ARTICLE can do! It can help the world! It can... It can...
Scientist One: Now see here, it can do NOTHING! I mean just look at that poor person 読書 this, nothing else to do in life!
Scientist Three: I object to that statement!
Scientist Two: As do I, THE ARTICLE is helping Fanpop!
Scientist One: No, it's not doing anything!
Scientist Three: It’s helping the world!
Scientist One: Nothing!
Scientist Two: Fanpop!
Scientist Three: The world!
Scientist One: Nothing!
Scientist Two: Fanpop!
Scientist Three: The World
Scientist One: Nothing!
Scientist Four: It is helping in my plans of world domination.
Scientist's One, Two Three: …
Scientist Four: Pretend あなた didn't hear that.
Anyway... now あなた know some expert opinions on THE ARTICLE let’s 移動する on... (And please do ignore the コメント によって Scientist Four, he doesn't understand what he's talking about.)
THE 記事 has won many awards including,
the I don’t know award
the What is the point of this article award
the Hey look! A butterfly! award
and the,
I'm running out of award names for awards award
So what is THE ARTICLE about? Well it's about something that accomplishes stuff that will do something to someone and influence them somehow in someway that will make them do something. That is what The Article is about!
Were coming to the end of your tour and I just want to say thank あなた for coming and viewing THE ARTICLE I hope あなた enjoyed your tour, please come again soon!
Welcome, please be seated while a team of highly trained scientist explain the importance of THE ARTICLE to you!
Scientist One: THE ARTICLE unfortunately has no value; I don't understand what the announcer is getting so hyped up about.
Scientist Two: What do あなた mean THE ARTICLE has no value! It helps Fanpop; it helps those poor people who are staring at their アップデート waiting for something new to happen, THE ARTICLE gives those people something to do!
Scientist Three: That may be so but there are even greater things THE ARTICLE can do! It can help the world! It can... It can...
Scientist One: Now see here, it can do NOTHING! I mean just look at that poor person 読書 this, nothing else to do in life!
Scientist Three: I object to that statement!
Scientist Two: As do I, THE ARTICLE is helping Fanpop!
Scientist One: No, it's not doing anything!
Scientist Three: It’s helping the world!
Scientist One: Nothing!
Scientist Two: Fanpop!
Scientist Three: The world!
Scientist One: Nothing!
Scientist Two: Fanpop!
Scientist Three: The World
Scientist One: Nothing!
Scientist Four: It is helping in my plans of world domination.
Scientist's One, Two Three: …
Scientist Four: Pretend あなた didn't hear that.
Anyway... now あなた know some expert opinions on THE ARTICLE let’s 移動する on... (And please do ignore the コメント によって Scientist Four, he doesn't understand what he's talking about.)
THE 記事 has won many awards including,
the I don’t know award
the What is the point of this article award
the Hey look! A butterfly! award
and the,
I'm running out of award names for awards award
So what is THE ARTICLE about? Well it's about something that accomplishes stuff that will do something to someone and influence them somehow in someway that will make them do something. That is what The Article is about!
Were coming to the end of your tour and I just want to say thank あなた for coming and viewing THE ARTICLE I hope あなた enjoyed your tour, please come again soon!
