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posted by hetaliaitaly
1.Ride mechanical 馬 with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.

2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an ipodの, ipod または something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".

4.Sneeze on the 食 sample's they have in woolworths.

5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.

6.Ask the sales personnel at the 音楽 store whether あなた can get a CD that あなた know they dont have and ask really annoying 質問 about why they dont have the CD あなた want

7.Teach pet store parrots to say rude words to whoever comes in the store.

8.Stomp on ketchup packets at Mcdonalds and say "THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN A BOTTLE NOT A PLASTIC SHIT TUBE"

9.Ask mall cops for stories of World War 1 and if they say they dont know say "OMG YOUR DIDN"T DEFEND YOUR COUNTRY".

10.Ask a salesman at a game store why they have white 任天堂 Wii and Black 任天堂 Wii then complain that its racist
When he disagrees, give him a strange look and say, “You mean あなた really can’t see it?”

11.Put an オレンジ work vest on and a whistle around your neck and go around telling people there doing stuff against the law and see if they fall for it.

12.Wear pancake makeup and new clothes and pose as a fashion dummy in clothes departments, occasionally screaming without warning.
Test mattresses in your pajamas.

13.Ask ランダム people why there having such a bad hair day.

14.Sprint up the down escalator going down,
Stare at the people on the one going up and say "HEY YOUR GOING THE WRONG WAY'

15.Ask the the people that work at Telstra if they have any TVs that play the telstra hacking in system.

16.Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

17.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten 分 in every store that has them.

18.Try on bras over 上, ページのトップへ of your clothes and if your a boy put boxer's over your pants.

19.Make a trail of オレンジ ジュース on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

20.While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible, “I smell sex and candy.”

21.Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in housewares,” and see what happens.

22.have a hissy fit in the middle of the mall.

23.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

24.Re-dress the mannequins as あなた see fit.

25.Test the fishing rods and see what あなた can “catch” from the other aisles.

26.Put M&Ms all through the aisles.

27.Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.

28.Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring dinner.

29.sample all the spray air fresheners.

30.“test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

31.When a worker asks if あなた need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t あなた people just leave me alone?”

32.Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while あなた pick your nose.

33.Take up an entire aisle in Toys によって setting up a full scale battle field with action figures.

32.Ask male customers if they have any pads あなた can borrow.

33.While handling 銃 in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

34Switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the restrooms.

35.Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission Impossible.”

36.Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of a store.

37.In the auto department, practice your マドンナ look with various funnels.

38.Hide in the clothing racks and when the people browse through, say things like “Pick me, pick me!” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.

39.When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, cover your ears and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!”.

40.Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

41.Drag a lounge chair from a waiting room and when the people ask what your doing say "It didn't have a price so it must be free".

42.If the store has a 食 court, buy a soft drink; explain that あなた don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

43.in a big store when someone is leaving stick a bar code to there back so it buzzez when they leave.
1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, または to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get あなた in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly によって giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the 次 family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - あなた may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin キャップ and feed him grapes when...
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I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping カート and switch the items with stuff from the person 次 to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen あなた in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of あなた on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...
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When you're happy and あなた know it bomb Iraq
If あなた cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If あなた never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If あなた think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...
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posted by invadercalliope
I am your forgotten dream,
Broken and unseen.

I hurt myself,
So I can feel alive.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one あなた love,
Love someone else in return.

Don’t say あなた 愛 me unless あなた really mean it,
Cause I might do something crazy like believe it.

Feels like あなた could キッス my imperfections away,
And I would stand によって your side until the sun turns the sky.

I swear to あなた on everything I am,
And I dedicate to あなた all that I have,
And I promise あなた that I will stand right によって your side,
Forever and always, until the 日 I die.

I’m not crying over what あなた said;
It’s what あなた didn’t say that...
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We're all familiar with the term damsel in distress and we usually think about a female character that's tied to the train tracks によって a villain with a curly-q mustache, and has to be saved によって the dashing hero. I wonder where the idea first came from. We've always seen this with female characters because female damsels in distress have been around since the dawn of literature itself. However, during the mid または late 1900's, we've discovered that there are male characters that have to constantly be saved as well. What's the term for male damsel's in distress? There isn't one, even though some people...
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I've actually been planning to do this for a while. I thought about doing this on YouTube but I kept on getting lazy about it, especially since it takes a while to get 動画 uploaded on youtube. For some reason it's just a lot easier for me to make an 記事 here on ファンポップ and talk about it. Anyway, this 一覧 is based not only on the persons talent but on their personality as well. All of them have incredible personalities and some of them don't get as much 愛 as they should. So keep in mind this is just my opinion, please comment, and enjoy. Also keep an eye out for an upcoming article...
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Hello,fellow Fanpoppers!This is the first クイズ I ever made so if it's bad please don't leave a mean comment.Opinions are one thing,but being mean is another.
Anyways,here is the quiz:

Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!

1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?

Told あなた I could make あなた say 256.





OK,if あなた 発言しました to yourself,"No.You 発言しました あなた can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if あなた didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!
posted by Tamar20
Have あなた ever wanted to annoy someone so bad that they want to kill you? Then this 記事 is right for you! Hahaha. あなた know I've tried most of them and it does work. :P

1. Use potty humor. Announce to them that あなた have to go to the bathroom, and that あなた think that they should go too, as they have been holding it in for quite a while. When they do go to the bathroom, call out to them things like: "Are あなた doing okay in there?". To make it even もっと見る annoying, if there are other people in the bathroom, proudly announce to them: "My friend is in there," pointing at the bathroom stall. When you...
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this!


Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When あなた arrive at the 次 stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If あなた are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...
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posted by Saturnluv39
It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach あなた all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.

2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.

example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay

example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray

Now あなた know how to do it!
Now, if あなた want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and 表示する your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you

enter your translation results, and if あなた win, あなた get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If あなた are a winner check everything on your profile.
(A/N) there is gayness, cussing, and sex


~Jason's POV~

I had just woke up tomorrow is Pax and im really excited.

I pulled off the covers and swung my legs over the side of the ベッド and stood up.

I'm going to Pax with Sky, Dawn, Husky, Jerome, And Deadlox, i was excited i'd never actually met them and tomorrow i would.

I grabbed a pair of clothes and a towel and hopped into the シャワー blasting my outro song Eclipse.

Five to ten 分 later i climbed out and pulled my clothes on and brushed my hair out.

"Daily routine..done" I muttered to myself staring at the mirror.

My phone rang, i quickly grabbed...
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Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so あなた don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being...
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So NieR: Automata is a great game. Everyone has sang this games praises and that is for very good reasons. I’ve sang the games praises on numerous occasions and will probably do so again and again. But every game has to start somewhere. Some of あなた may not know this, but NieR has got a sort of Persona situation going on, as in the spin-off game is a もっと見る 人気 game than the mainline series. And how could that be? Well… it’s quite simple to see. Drakengard, known in 日本 as Drag-On Dragoon, was a game created によって Yoko Taro, who created it to make a もっと見る grim RPG with no morally just...
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posted by aldrine2016
WARNING: Rated R. This fanfic has a few cursing and one sexual image. Read it at your own risk!!!



It was just a typical 日 at Acme Looniversity. Buster Bunny and Plucky アヒル, 鴨 walked out of the Reverse Psychology class, taught によって their respective mentors Bugs and Daffy, along with Elmer Fudd.

Plucky, for some reason, had his bill twisted to the 上, ページのトップへ of his green head, since Bugs, Daffy and Elmer taught the class as 発言しました before. He and Buster were instructed によって their mentors to perform the goddamn classic "Wabbit season, アヒル, 鴨 season" arguement and then Buster would say "Wabbit season" and Plucky...
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