(This 記事 is a JOKE. It's not meant to be serious, so don't take it seriously.)
1.Watch hours of アニメ each day, every day.
2. Start wearing shirts/clothing that are written in Katakana.
(For eample: "Kawaii", "Neko", "Baka")
3. Always talk about how あなた want to be "Miku-Chan" when あなた get older.
4. On 上, ページのトップへ of that, always say "-chan,-san,-sama,-kun",etc...
5.If あなた have family refer to them as "onee-sama/chan and onii-sama/chan".
6. Listen to stereotypical Japanese pop music. (Cute, high-pitched voices with pop instrumentals)
7. Wear obnoxious anime-like outfits everywhere. (Bright-coloured, mix-matching, strange coloured pigtails that are a ridiculous length)
8. Get mad and throw a fit whenever someone says they don't like アニメ in half Japanese and half English.
9.Always speak with a faked high-pitched Japanese accent.
10. Make ファン characters that have obnoxious outfits as well and are Mary-Sues/Gary-Sues.
11. Carry around a classic アニメ weapon with あなた everywhere. (i.e. Death Note, Maka's scythe,etc...)
12. Ka-me-ha-me-ha everybody.
13.Draw crappy fanart of "kaittoooo-nii to len-kuun キス coz its kawaii dessuuu"
14.Don't pronounce your "R's"/Speak "Engrish" constantly.
15. Clog フォーラム like Gaia Online または 4Chan.
16. Fangirl または Fanboy obsessively. (This means もっと見る than most of our users on here.)
17. Make sure あなた have horrible grammar and spelling. (i.e. OMFG WHO CUD U SAY DAT ABOT MA AMERIKAH-SAN!!!!!!)
18.Cosplay at school, または any other inappropriate places.
19.Fight over your favourite characters. (i.e. U ストール, 盗んだ MA GAKUPO DESU!!!!)
20. Live like あなた live in Japan. (This is an important step!)
21. Forget all about your own culture and completely alienate it.
22.Constantly bring up the fact that あなた are "otaku". (Nothing against otakus).
23.Wear fake animal ears/other notable アニメ features.
24. Actually make yourself believe that あなた are in that アニメ world/married to that character.
25. Eat nothing but Japanese 食 and refuse to eat anything else.
26. Go to Asian shops on a regular basis.
27.Make anyone who hates アニメ dead to you.
28.If there is any Japanese exchange students, stalk them.
29.Do Caramelldansen または Caprahina in public.
30.Never, EVER leave the house except if it it to get アニメ DVD's, pocky, または other Asian stuff.
1.Watch hours of アニメ each day, every day.
2. Start wearing shirts/clothing that are written in Katakana.
(For eample: "Kawaii", "Neko", "Baka")
3. Always talk about how あなた want to be "Miku-Chan" when あなた get older.
4. On 上, ページのトップへ of that, always say "-chan,-san,-sama,-kun",etc...
5.If あなた have family refer to them as "onee-sama/chan and onii-sama/chan".
6. Listen to stereotypical Japanese pop music. (Cute, high-pitched voices with pop instrumentals)
7. Wear obnoxious anime-like outfits everywhere. (Bright-coloured, mix-matching, strange coloured pigtails that are a ridiculous length)
8. Get mad and throw a fit whenever someone says they don't like アニメ in half Japanese and half English.
9.Always speak with a faked high-pitched Japanese accent.
10. Make ファン characters that have obnoxious outfits as well and are Mary-Sues/Gary-Sues.
11. Carry around a classic アニメ weapon with あなた everywhere. (i.e. Death Note, Maka's scythe,etc...)
12. Ka-me-ha-me-ha everybody.
13.Draw crappy fanart of "kaittoooo-nii to len-kuun キス coz its kawaii dessuuu"
14.Don't pronounce your "R's"/Speak "Engrish" constantly.
15. Clog フォーラム like Gaia Online または 4Chan.
16. Fangirl または Fanboy obsessively. (This means もっと見る than most of our users on here.)
17. Make sure あなた have horrible grammar and spelling. (i.e. OMFG WHO CUD U SAY DAT ABOT MA AMERIKAH-SAN!!!!!!)
18.Cosplay at school, または any other inappropriate places.
19.Fight over your favourite characters. (i.e. U ストール, 盗んだ MA GAKUPO DESU!!!!)
20. Live like あなた live in Japan. (This is an important step!)
21. Forget all about your own culture and completely alienate it.
22.Constantly bring up the fact that あなた are "otaku". (Nothing against otakus).
23.Wear fake animal ears/other notable アニメ features.
24. Actually make yourself believe that あなた are in that アニメ world/married to that character.
25. Eat nothing but Japanese 食 and refuse to eat anything else.
26. Go to Asian shops on a regular basis.
27.Make anyone who hates アニメ dead to you.
28.If there is any Japanese exchange students, stalk them.
29.Do Caramelldansen または Caprahina in public.
30.Never, EVER leave the house except if it it to get アニメ DVD's, pocky, または other Asian stuff.