1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two 分 later.
2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.
3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.
4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.
5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if あなた are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.
6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when あなた get woken up, scream loudly and shout 'RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAPE!!!!'
7.Ask if あなた can go to the bathroom and then tour the school for about 10 分 and if your teacher notices how long あなた were gone, say あなた have diarrhea または constipation.
8.During a lesson または while the class is working, blow your nose very loudly and make it sound awful.
9.Every time your teacher has explained something, 質問 it and when he/she proves it, say 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, NOW I get it!'
10.When he/she asks a question, raise your hand and jump up and down in your シート, 座席 and say 'PICK ME! ME! ME! I KNOW!' and if あなた are chosen say 'I forgot.' and if あなた aren't chosen sigh loudly and complain about how あなた are never chosen (even if あなた get chosen often) または accuse him/her of being bias.
11.Come to school late and when あなた get asked about it, burst into tears saying that your goldfish died.
12.Come to school late and when あなた get asked about it, say that あなた aren't allowed あなた tell-the government has made あなた swear to secrecy.
13.Call your teacher (if he/she's old) grandma または grandpa.
14.Call your teacher (if he/she's young) aunt/uncle).
15.Ask a female teacher (who isn't too young) her age and when she answers, gasp and 'You can't be! あなた look MUCH older than that!'
16.Never bring a pen または pencil to school so that あなた can ask your teacher for a pen. If he/she gives あなた a pencil, chew on the end of i until it's all slobbery and chewed up and give it to them at the end of the 日 with a grin.
17.When あなた are supposed to be 読書 silently, read out loud and struggle with every word longer than six letters.
18.Never use a dictionary-ask your teacher, especially when asking for spelling on words. When he/she gives あなた the correct spelling-say 'Sorry? I didn't catch that.' and do that about three times.
19.Eat something in class-something very loud and crunchy.
20.When your teacher is shouting at someone, yell 'DOES SOMEONE NEED A HUG?' and grin.
21.When a female teacher has a new haircut, ask 'Is that a new haircut?' and if she says that it is, say 'It...*giggle* SUITS/スーツ you. *giggle* Yea... あなた look great.' then walk away laughing hysterically .
22.On a test paper, when answering one say 'I cannot answer this 質問 due to religious purposes.'
23.Tell him/her that あなた heard the other teachers talking badly about him/her in the teachers lounge. If he/she asks which ones then say that あなた can't answer that. They threatened あなた to secrecy.
24.Speak like Yoda.
25.Come to school late in a superhero costume and say that there was 'trouble that あなた had to take care of'.
26.(If あなた haven't learned) In an important test または assignment, write so small that he/she can't read it. Learn your 尻, お尻 off that afternoon and the 次 日 when あなた are presented with your test and the teacher complains, say that あなた are willing to re-write it for him/her and write it in huge handwriting.
27.Come to school in flip-flops and make loud noises with them.
28.When turning in an assignment, write 'This message will self-destruct.'
29.Keep leaving your textbook at home, 日 after day.
30.If あなた ever have to mark your own work, with every 質問 あなた get right say 'YESSSSSSSSS!'
2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.
3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.
4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.
5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if あなた are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.
6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when あなた get woken up, scream loudly and shout 'RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAPE!!!!'
7.Ask if あなた can go to the bathroom and then tour the school for about 10 分 and if your teacher notices how long あなた were gone, say あなた have diarrhea または constipation.
8.During a lesson または while the class is working, blow your nose very loudly and make it sound awful.
9.Every time your teacher has explained something, 質問 it and when he/she proves it, say 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, NOW I get it!'
10.When he/she asks a question, raise your hand and jump up and down in your シート, 座席 and say 'PICK ME! ME! ME! I KNOW!' and if あなた are chosen say 'I forgot.' and if あなた aren't chosen sigh loudly and complain about how あなた are never chosen (even if あなた get chosen often) または accuse him/her of being bias.
11.Come to school late and when あなた get asked about it, burst into tears saying that your goldfish died.
12.Come to school late and when あなた get asked about it, say that あなた aren't allowed あなた tell-the government has made あなた swear to secrecy.
13.Call your teacher (if he/she's old) grandma または grandpa.
14.Call your teacher (if he/she's young) aunt/uncle).
15.Ask a female teacher (who isn't too young) her age and when she answers, gasp and 'You can't be! あなた look MUCH older than that!'
16.Never bring a pen または pencil to school so that あなた can ask your teacher for a pen. If he/she gives あなた a pencil, chew on the end of i until it's all slobbery and chewed up and give it to them at the end of the 日 with a grin.
17.When あなた are supposed to be 読書 silently, read out loud and struggle with every word longer than six letters.
18.Never use a dictionary-ask your teacher, especially when asking for spelling on words. When he/she gives あなた the correct spelling-say 'Sorry? I didn't catch that.' and do that about three times.
19.Eat something in class-something very loud and crunchy.
20.When your teacher is shouting at someone, yell 'DOES SOMEONE NEED A HUG?' and grin.
21.When a female teacher has a new haircut, ask 'Is that a new haircut?' and if she says that it is, say 'It...*giggle* SUITS/スーツ you. *giggle* Yea... あなた look great.' then walk away laughing hysterically .
22.On a test paper, when answering one say 'I cannot answer this 質問 due to religious purposes.'
23.Tell him/her that あなた heard the other teachers talking badly about him/her in the teachers lounge. If he/she asks which ones then say that あなた can't answer that. They threatened あなた to secrecy.
24.Speak like Yoda.
25.Come to school late in a superhero costume and say that there was 'trouble that あなた had to take care of'.
26.(If あなた haven't learned) In an important test または assignment, write so small that he/she can't read it. Learn your 尻, お尻 off that afternoon and the 次 日 when あなた are presented with your test and the teacher complains, say that あなた are willing to re-write it for him/her and write it in huge handwriting.
27.Come to school in flip-flops and make loud noises with them.
28.When turning in an assignment, write 'This message will self-destruct.'
29.Keep leaving your textbook at home, 日 after day.
30.If あなた ever have to mark your own work, with every 質問 あなた get right say 'YESSSSSSSSS!'
(Big idea)
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big ファンポップ family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes あなた mad または doesnt agree with your point of view あなた just レポート them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes あなた mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont レポート thm. Because we are a big family and we dont レポート または block family we care and 表示する 愛 for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to レポート someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
愛 all around
-Jordan
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big ファンポップ family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes あなた mad または doesnt agree with your point of view あなた just レポート them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes あなた mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont レポート thm. Because we are a big family and we dont レポート または block family we care and 表示する 愛 for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to レポート someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
愛 all around
-Jordan
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do あなた want?" "I'm calling to レポート my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank あなた very much for the call, sir." The 次 day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
1. Your 読書 my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even 読書 this.
4. あなた didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did あなた notice I skipped number three.
7. あなた don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that あなた silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then あなた realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But あなた remember that a fact is something that can be proven right または wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. あなた wish あなた never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch あなた with the missing number this time. または did I?
14. あなた wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind 読書 powers amaze you.
16. あなた totally forgot I was only supposed to tell あなた ten facts.
2. You're wondering why you're even 読書 this.
4. あなた didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did あなた notice I skipped number three.
7. あなた don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that あなた silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then あなた realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But あなた remember that a fact is something that can be proven right または wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. あなた wish あなた never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch あなた with the missing number this time. または did I?
14. あなた wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind 読書 powers amaze you.
16. あなた totally forgot I was only supposed to tell あなた ten facts.
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children 歌う in a row, then あなた sneeze and あなた fall down. Did あなた ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - あなた used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how あなた knew あなた had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - あなた know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children 歌う in a row, then あなた sneeze and あなた fall down. Did あなた ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - あなた used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how あなた knew あなた had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - あなた know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.