Advice: So... I hope that あなた are not eating または あなた just ate because あなた are going to puke...

Today at school happend something very funny but gross at the same time. We had P.E. and then we had English. I sat in my 机, デスク and I felt a strange smell, but that smell didn't mind for me. One of my classmates 発言しました that it smells like WC. After the English lesson a girl came 次 to me( I was not in my desk) and asked me:
"Is that your SHIT over there?"
I said: "What?*looking under my desk*OMG! WTF! A piece of SHIT( it wasn't chocolate) under my desk...!!!!!
* looking at my left shoe * Oh Fuck!!! I went to bathroom to clean my shoe...
The problem was: HOW TO TAKE OUT THAT SHIT! It ワカサギ, 錬金術 like hell.
On the board wrote:"Evacuate the Class!"
We solved that problem... * I do not tell あなた that part *
But the problem was that all school knew about that!! .•~•
I hope that nobody remind about that tomorrow...


I think that あなた will ask why that REAL shit was there.....
I guess that was o Joke または the guy who is in the 3rd grade(3rd grade learns in that class before us) had a little problem.....(poor guy was too scared)



P.S. Sorry if I 発言しました something wrong... Hope u like it...?