Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."

Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the 次 on my list".

Guy:"Okay why don't あなた take a シート, 座席 and I will get あなた something to eat before we go?".

Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some 食 with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.

The guy took the 一覧 and removed his name from the 上, ページのトップへ of the 一覧 and put it at the bottom of the list.

When death woke up he 発言しました to the guy, "Because あなた have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the 一覧 ..."

Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much あなた try!!