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"Okay Josie,try Natalie Marlene's house,you 発言しました she was always saying they would kill her cause she spread s rumor,Right?"Asked Detective Joe."Yeah!Thanks again Joe!"Josie 発言しました as she grabbed her keys.--------------------------------------------
Josie Knocked on Natalie's door."Who IS IT?"Natalie asked."FBI OPEN THE DOOR!OR I'LL BUST IT OPEN!"Josie said.Natalie opened the door."Josie!!Did あなた hear 'bout Kate?"Natalie asked.
"That's why I'm here Natalie!I Think あなた killed her cause あなた always 発言しました あなた would kill her!!!"Josie Said."I DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERARY!!!I don't know where she lives!"Natalie said."Yes あなた do!And I'm not leaving till あなた answer!!!"Said Josie."I think あなた Picked the lock when Kate was upstairs in her room,Then あなた got the knife,called her down,then said.'Kate!There's something 'bout your mom on the news!Turn it on!'Then she got on the couch,you put a gawd in her mouth and stabbed her!!!I know あなた did!!"Josie Said."You got any prove?"Asked Natalie."No,but There was a paper clip in her door!And you're the only one that knows how to pick a lock!!"Josie protested."Uh...er...um."
Natalie stuttered,and ran upstairs when she knocked over glasses."NATALIE!!GET あなた F***ING BUTT IN HERE!!"Josie said."Never!!!YOU CAN'T SAY I DID SOMETHING I DIDN'T!"Said Natalie,Then she jumped out her window and ran!"GOD JESUS!"Josie 発言しました as she went after her.Natalie couldn't go on anymore.Josie tackled her."Your under arrest!HANDS BEHIND あなた FREAKING BACK!!!NOW!"Josie commanded."NO!I DIDN'T DO IT!I PROMISE I DIDN'T!"Natalie 発言しました through sobs."No!CALL MY LAWYER!I DIDN'T DO IT!I KNOW WHO DID!"Natalie 発言しました as Josie stuffed her in the car.
"Who?"Josie asked."Lea Tuscana!I walked pass Kate's apartment while I went to see my mom!A few 分 later I heard screaming!I ran outside and saw a figure jump out her window!!I SWEAR I DID!!"
Natalie said."I promise!!I PROMISE JOSIE!You gotta
believe me!"Natalie said,Josie believed her
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E-mails, text messages, voicemails- あなた name it, we’ve got it. Technology has created many creative and wonderful ways for us to keep in touch with each other, as well as make our lives easier at the same time. With our busy schedules, it is not always easy to keep in touch with フレンズ and family the way we would always like to. The days of sitting down and having a nice, long phone conversation seems like a memory of the past and is a rare thing to happen on a frequent basis these days. Not to worry though, because with E-mails and text messaging available, we are sure to keep in touch...
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1. Ruin there お気に入り dress with lipstick
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with スープ and prank him.
8. キッス her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)


All made up によって me. ^ ^
I decided to create a 一覧 of twenty of my personal favourite hard rock songs.

No AC/DC, people. I'm sorry.

1. "Highway Star", によって Deep Purple
2. "Fear Of The Dark", によって Iron Maiden
3. "Money For Nothing", によって Dire Straits
4. "Sharp Dressed Man", によって ZZ Top
5. "Come On Feel The Noise", によって Quiet Riot
6. "Love In An Elevator", によって Aerosmith
7. "Still Of The Night", によって Whitesnake
8. "Nobody's Wife", によって Anouk
9. "Stairway To Heaven", によって Led Zeppelin
10. "Smokin'", によって Boston
11. "Cherry Bomb", によって The Runaways
12. "Mother, によって Danzig
13. "Voodoo", によって Black Sabbath
14. "Hot Blooded", によって Foreigner
15. "Barracuda", によって Heart
16. "Turn Up The Radio", によって Autograph
17. "I 愛 あなた Period", によって Dan Baird
18. "Rock & Roll 69", によって Betty Blowtorch
19. "I Can't Drive 55", によって Sammy Hagar
20. "Carry On Wayward Son", によって Kansas
These are our rules! Please note ... these are
all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, あなた need it down. あなた don't hear us
complaining about あなた leaving it down.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what あなた want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable 回答 to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you...
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1.find something old and breakable and go up to a apartment または building または highest floor in your house and open a window and estimate how long it will take that thing to hit the groung then throw it out the the window and cout how many seconds/minutes it takes to hit the ground really.
2.go to wal-mart,enough said
3.go outside and try to sell a old stuffed animal on a leash to people who look important to society,like hobos
4.go to your neighbors and tell them they need to stop the rucus and to shut up your trying to sleep even if its the middle of the 日 and they arent making any noise
5.go to...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
Useful Hawaiian Phrases
On the Plane
My how your perfume fills the entire cabin!
'A'ala maoli keia wahi o kakou i kau wai 'ala kuikawa!


If I snore, I would like to apologize in advance
Ke nono au, e kala mua mai, i keia manawa ho'i.


I am filled with admiration for my in-flight meal
Kahaha ko'u na'au i ke 'ano o ka mea 'ai ma keia mokulele.


Only six dollars for a headset? Why thats only three dollars per ear!
Eono kala no ka ho'olohe lekio? 'O ia ho'i, 'ekolu wale no kala o kahi pepeiao!


Baby, Severe Turbulance is my middle name
E ku'u kumu e, mai hopohopo, ua kapa 'ia ko'u inoa waena, 'o ia 'o Severe...
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posted by ciaraluvsjustin
1.Bring a pillow.Fall asleep[or pretend to]until the last 15 minutes.Wake up,say"Oh Geez,better get cracking"and do some gibberish work.Turn it in a few 分 early
2.Get a copy of the exam,run out screaming "Andre Andre I've got the secret documents!!"
3.If it is a math/science exam,answer in essay form.If it is a long answer/essay form answer in numbers または symbols.Be creative.
4.Make paper airplanes out of the exam.Throw them at the instructors left nostril.
5.Talk the entire way through the exam.Read 質問 out loud,debate your 回答 with yourself out loud.If asked to stop, yell out"I'M...
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posted by jblovesme4ever
[]miley cyrus the girl who many of whom look up to but why[
resons to hate her(feel free to add もっと見る on comments)

1)[]her music]: she doesnt write it on her own and her newest song untamed wow the part where she says I GO THOUGHT BOYS LIKE MONEY:and the only good song she has is the climb: and that is not saying much!!!:patry in the usa wow that is the s&^%$#@ 音楽 vidio i have seen it a while

2)money: the only reson she is here is bcus she wants money: she has to get payed to do chairty events:and she is always just talking about it to

3)she doesnt care about her fans: she may say she doese...
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posted by melcu
1. Sing the バットマン theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with フレンズ in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If あなた have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours によって hooking a ビデオカメラ to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal によって conspicuously licking...
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Source: I DO NOT OWN THIS IMAGE
Similar to "30 Things To Do During An Exam." 検索 for it in this club, it's way funnier. Apologies if this 一覧 is a little outdated.

50 Ways to Mess With People in a Computer Lab

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 分 & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that あなた can't get the damn thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat...
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Source: Tumblr
Example:

There's someone knockin' on my door

There in the shadows, looks like a hand

Come to the rescue now

Once there was a man who decided he knew everything

Life's been so good to me

I went to see what I could find

あなた never lived in the streets though あなた wish あなた had

I'm so sorry, please forgive me

Living in the sixth dimension

Over time I've come to feel

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If あなた need help または another example for a better understanding, let me know.
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