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There once was a girl named,Josie,Josie had black hair,she was a cop,she was 'bout 19,"Mom!!!WHERES MY PHONE?"Said Josie
"I DON'T KNOW!"Her mom said."FINE!I'll just go to my friend's apartment!WITHOUT CALLING!"Josie argued.
Josie drove to her friend's apartment."Kate!"She saw her friend lay dead on the ソファー, ソファ with blood running down her face."OH MY GOD!HELP!!!!!911!"
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1 月 later,Josie tried to find out who killed her best friend.She later found out that she had a sister that was murdered in 1989.Her mom was dating a detective,So he helped her ."Okay,It looks like あなた should 検索 Penny Johnson's house first."Said the detective."Thanks Joe!"Josie said.
She got in her car and drove to her best friend's enemy's house."Oh,If she did it she's gonna be flipping sorry!"Josie knocked on the door."Who is it?"Said Penny."FBI!Open the door!"Josie said.Then she heard a glass break as she heard foot steps run.
"GET BACK HER あなた BI***!!"Josie Yelled as she broke the door down."Penny!!!PENNY!!!WHERE THE FREAKING CRAP ARE YOU!!!!I WANNA ASK あなた SOME QUESTIONS!!"Josie said."Josie?"She 発言しました as she came downstairs."Sit down Penny!I hope you're aware the Kate Middenstone Died!I think it had something to do with you!"Josie said."Kate died?How!"Penny asked."DON'T PLAY STUPID WITH ME!I Know あなた guys were enemy!"Josie Said."Oh!Is it about that time in third grade when あなた ストール, 盗んだ her from me!!!!I'M OVER IT!"Penny confessed."Really?Cause that's not why!!I meant when あなた tripped her outside when she skinned her hand and knees!You said:"THAT'S WHAT あなた GET FOR REPLACING ME!!I WILL GET MY REVENGE!"Remember that?"Josie protested."Yes but I wouldn't kill her!Then I would be killed によって the FBI!"Penny said.
"You ARE a suspect though!You might have not known あなた killed her,"Josie put her hand on the 表, テーブル in front of Penny."But あなた COULD HAVE!You will be brought to the Court!So get ready!"Josie 発言しました as she walked out.
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okay im gonna write in a special way

girls that are goth
they hate jocks
they hate it when u talk about sports
they hate it when u talk to much
they never want to do anything when their in a mood
they dont watch american idol
they dont like u to talk about american idol
they hate it when u say "why do u always wear black?"
they hate it when u bring them flowers
they hate it when u try to "make moves"
they hate it when u bring them to parties with people she doesn't know

girls that are smart
they like it when u say "your smartness is cute"
they hate it when u defer her smartness
they dont like it when u...
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posted by Cantwait4book5
Dear Noah,
We could have sworn あなた 発言しました the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, ユニコーン

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because ヴァンパイア are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The タイタニック

Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your 本 are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous


Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada

Dear Boyfriend,
I can make...
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posted by karpach_13
The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. あなた have to catch it yourself. ~Benjamin Franklin


Even if happiness forgets あなた a little bit, never completely forget about it. ~Jacques Prévert


If あなた want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy


Happiness is never stopping to think if あなた are. ~Palmer Sondreal


Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy. ~Robert Anthony


The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. ~Mark Twain


If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. ~Edith Wharton


Happiness...
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10. Blind People Dream

People who become blind after birth can see 画像 in their dreams. People who are born blind do not see any images, but have dreams equally vivid involving their other senses of sound, smell, touch and emotion. It is hard for a seeing person to imagine, but the body’s need for sleep is so strong that it is able to handle virtually all physical situations to make it happen.

9. あなた Forget 90% of your Dreams

Within 5 分 of waking, half of your dream if forgotten. Within 10, 90% is gone. The famous poet, Samuel Taylor Coleridge, woke one morning having had a fantastic...
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1. paint everything in your sisters room black see what happens

2. get your sister または brother a drink put pepper in it....

3. play all your 音楽 really load

4. blackmail them O.o

5. act like a cow.

6. lick them O.o

7. give them a パン サンドイッチ

8. set their alrm for two in the morning

9. bite them

10. flush the toilet when their in the shower

11. ding ding ditch their room

12. eat their food

13. be right in their face when they wake up

14 sit on them

15. put your cat または dog on their face see if the animal farts in their face XD
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So I bet'cher thinking all high and mighty in your chair at this very moment something along these lines....

"Pink badass? HAH! あなた couldn't tell the difference between ピンク and a barn-sized lightning-rod! :D"

And you'd be right, normally.....

DAMN IT.

But here's the thing, have あなた ever REALLY taken the time to think about it? Like, why ピンク has the reputation it does as of right now?

Hell, even SAYING the word, it sounds pretty lame. Pink.

Like, PINK! It sounds like a バービー porno spin-off, LAME!

But once あなた venture a bit deeper into the realm of Pink, you'll find some pretty damn cool stuff.

An...
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