RULES AND TIPS OF THE ランダム SPOT
によって Me_Iz_Here
• You must speak fluent English, Sarcasm, Sexual Innuendo, Rudeness, and Meme
• You must know quite a few "popular" fandoms. あなた don't have to be in them, but know they're gonna be around. A lot of them are just fads, however.
• You must know who the Rave Buddies are.
• If あなた troll, あなた die. If you’re not a troll but troll once, it should be fine. But あなた WILL get yelled at for trolling.
• You must know the difference between spam and invasions. Invasions are when a bunch of people of the same fandom make everything in the ランダム spot suddenly related to it. Spam is just one または two people.
• Some people appreciate grammar and spelling, but it's not necessary and あなた can do whatever あなた want AS LONG AS IT ISN'T OUT OF HAND. And don't correct everyone's spelling/grammar, even if you're a self-proclaimed "grammar nazi." It's just damn rude.
• No stupid questions.
• Don’t say My Little ポニー is stupid.
• If あなた see a joke あなた don't get, don't pretend that あなた do. It can get really annoying. Also, no pretending you're in a fandom. That is just stupid and あなた should know that without me telling you.
• No 芝居 like a noob.
• If あなた kill the バッジ lock, または shift, あなた are the one planning its millionth funeral. Don’t forget that.
• Be respectful. Please.
• Don’t tell people not to do stuff. They will do it. I learned this the hard way. あなた KNOW WHO あなた ARE.
• Don’t make fun of people’s opinions. Unless they’re trolls.
• Profanity is obviously allowed, bitch.
• There are some disturbing things here. You’ll get used to them.
• Fangirling is allowed.
• Try not to ask serious questions.
• Try not to be annoying.
• No ファン whoring
• No attention whoring
• No リスペクト whoring
• No club whoring
• Really just no whoring of any kind
• Don't ask for pictures of people. Unless you're ready for extreme sarcasm.
• NO SPAM. NOOO SPAAAAMMMMM.
• No bashing other peoples' opinions unless it's a troll.
• No one is too obsessed with anything.
• JUST because it's called the ランダム Spot and the モットー says post anything あなた want, DOESN'T mean post absolutely ANYTHING. There are certain restrictions. Don't be annoying.
And that’s about it.
Note: I apologize to anyone I’ve offended によって 書く this. It was for fun, even though most of these rules are real. Unspoken, but real.
によって Me_Iz_Here
• You must speak fluent English, Sarcasm, Sexual Innuendo, Rudeness, and Meme
• You must know quite a few "popular" fandoms. あなた don't have to be in them, but know they're gonna be around. A lot of them are just fads, however.
• You must know who the Rave Buddies are.
• If あなた troll, あなた die. If you’re not a troll but troll once, it should be fine. But あなた WILL get yelled at for trolling.
• You must know the difference between spam and invasions. Invasions are when a bunch of people of the same fandom make everything in the ランダム spot suddenly related to it. Spam is just one または two people.
• Some people appreciate grammar and spelling, but it's not necessary and あなた can do whatever あなた want AS LONG AS IT ISN'T OUT OF HAND. And don't correct everyone's spelling/grammar, even if you're a self-proclaimed "grammar nazi." It's just damn rude.
• No stupid questions.
• Don’t say My Little ポニー is stupid.
• If あなた see a joke あなた don't get, don't pretend that あなた do. It can get really annoying. Also, no pretending you're in a fandom. That is just stupid and あなた should know that without me telling you.
• No 芝居 like a noob.
• If あなた kill the バッジ lock, または shift, あなた are the one planning its millionth funeral. Don’t forget that.
• Be respectful. Please.
• Don’t tell people not to do stuff. They will do it. I learned this the hard way. あなた KNOW WHO あなた ARE.
• Don’t make fun of people’s opinions. Unless they’re trolls.
• Profanity is obviously allowed, bitch.
• There are some disturbing things here. You’ll get used to them.
• Fangirling is allowed.
• Try not to ask serious questions.
• Try not to be annoying.
• No ファン whoring
• No attention whoring
• No リスペクト whoring
• No club whoring
• Really just no whoring of any kind
• Don't ask for pictures of people. Unless you're ready for extreme sarcasm.
• NO SPAM. NOOO SPAAAAMMMMM.
• No bashing other peoples' opinions unless it's a troll.
• No one is too obsessed with anything.
• JUST because it's called the ランダム Spot and the モットー says post anything あなた want, DOESN'T mean post absolutely ANYTHING. There are certain restrictions. Don't be annoying.
And that’s about it.
Note: I apologize to anyone I’ve offended によって 書く this. It was for fun, even though most of these rules are real. Unspoken, but real.
--I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never 発言しました あなた NEED a nose job. I just 発言しました it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could あなた excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have 与えられた someone like あなた a 秒 look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I 日付 just won't be as smart as I am.
lol
--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never 発言しました あなた NEED a nose job. I just 発言しました it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could あなた excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have 与えられた someone like あなた a 秒 look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I 日付 just won't be as smart as I am.
lol
Dear President Obama;
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered によって our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 秒 (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call あなた forth.
Hoping あなた are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered によって our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 秒 (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call あなた forth.
Hoping あなた are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
1.Einstein was four years old before he could speak.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's 音楽 teacher once 発言しました of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school バスケットボール, バスケット ボール team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt ディズニー because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a 月 and dropped out forever.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's 音楽 teacher once 発言しました of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school バスケットボール, バスケット ボール team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt ディズニー because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a 月 and dropped out forever.
There are immortal stories on 恋愛中 and immortal 名言・格言 on love. Even in the stories that ended in tragedy, 愛 has never failed but only the 恋愛中 have. They stand evergreen and are suitable for all ages of time, whatever is the advancement in technology and science. They are suitable.
