Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan.
If あなた consider it a sport to gather your 食 によって drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all 日 hoping that the 食 will swim by, あなた might live in Michigan .
If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each 年 because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, あなた might live in Michigan .
If your local Dairy クイーン is closed from November through April, あなた might live in Michigan .
If あなた instinctively walk like a ペンギン for five months out of the year, あなた might live in Michigan .
If someone in a store offers あなた assistance, and they don't work there, あなた might live in Michigan .
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, あなた might live in Michigan ..
If あなた have worn shorts and a コート at the same time, あなた might live in Michigan .
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, あなた might live in Michigan .
If あなた have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, あなた might live in Michigan .
Part 2 - あなた know you're a true MICHIGANIAN/ MICHIGANDER when
1. "Vacation" means going up north on I-75.
2. あなた measure distance in hours.
3. あなた know several people who have hit a deer もっと見る than once.
4. あなた often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
5. あなた can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
6. あなた see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).
7. あなた install security lights on your house and ガレージ and leave both unlocked.
8. あなた carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
9. あなた デザイン your kid's ハロウィン costume to fit over a snowsuit.
10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
11. あなた know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
12. あなた can identify a southern または eastern accent.
13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer 次 to your blue spruce.
14. あなた were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
15. Down South to あなた means Ohio .
16. A brat is something あなた eat.
17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole barn.
18. あなた go out to a 魚 fry every Friday.
19. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
20. あなた have もっと見る miles on your snow blower than your car.
21. あなた find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
22. あなた drink pop and bake with soda.
23. Your doctor tells あなた to drink Vernors and あなた know it's not medicine.
24. あなた can actually drink Vernors without coughing.
25. あなた know what a Yooper is.
26. あなた think owning a Honda is Un-American.
27. あなた know that UP is a place, not a direction.
28. あなた know it's possible to live in a thumb.
29. あなた understand that when visiting Detroit , the best thing to wear is a Kevlar vest.
**I live in Michigan, so I can post this and feel good about it. =D Those of あなた that don't live in Michigan (or a state even close to this, because Lord knows nothing is exactly like michigan), あなた have no idea how true these are.
If あなた consider it a sport to gather your 食 によって drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all 日 hoping that the 食 will swim by, あなた might live in Michigan .
If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each 年 because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, あなた might live in Michigan .
If your local Dairy クイーン is closed from November through April, あなた might live in Michigan .
If あなた instinctively walk like a ペンギン for five months out of the year, あなた might live in Michigan .
If someone in a store offers あなた assistance, and they don't work there, あなた might live in Michigan .
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, あなた might live in Michigan ..
If あなた have worn shorts and a コート at the same time, あなた might live in Michigan .
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, あなた might live in Michigan .
If あなた have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, あなた might live in Michigan .
Part 2 - あなた know you're a true MICHIGANIAN/ MICHIGANDER when
1. "Vacation" means going up north on I-75.
2. あなた measure distance in hours.
3. あなた know several people who have hit a deer もっと見る than once.
4. あなた often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
5. あなた can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
6. あなた see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).
7. あなた install security lights on your house and ガレージ and leave both unlocked.
8. あなた carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
9. あなた デザイン your kid's ハロウィン costume to fit over a snowsuit.
10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
11. あなた know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
12. あなた can identify a southern または eastern accent.
13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer 次 to your blue spruce.
14. あなた were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
15. Down South to あなた means Ohio .
16. A brat is something あなた eat.
17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole barn.
18. あなた go out to a 魚 fry every Friday.
19. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
20. あなた have もっと見る miles on your snow blower than your car.
21. あなた find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
22. あなた drink pop and bake with soda.
23. Your doctor tells あなた to drink Vernors and あなた know it's not medicine.
24. あなた can actually drink Vernors without coughing.
25. あなた know what a Yooper is.
26. あなた think owning a Honda is Un-American.
27. あなた know that UP is a place, not a direction.
28. あなた know it's possible to live in a thumb.
29. あなた understand that when visiting Detroit , the best thing to wear is a Kevlar vest.
**I live in Michigan, so I can post this and feel good about it. =D Those of あなた that don't live in Michigan (or a state even close to this, because Lord knows nothing is exactly like michigan), あなた have no idea how true these are.
