1. When a twilight ファン says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all 質問 about twilight that あなた can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book レポート on the most boring 本 of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that あなた hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible 作者 and her 本 make want to poke your eyes out with a pencil. Then say that 読書 JK Rowling's 本 are like 読書 本 sent from heaven.
6. Tell them that people like Dracula and Voldemort are way もっと見る famous and that they can kick Edward's ass!
7. If they tell あなた that Twilight are the bestselling and most 人気 本 ever, go on Wikipedia with them, 検索 bestselling books, scroll down and 表示する them that twilight is not there. Then go to best selling book series, scroll down, down, down, down past Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, Lord of the Rings, Nancy Drew, Captain パンツ etc. when あなた finally see twilight say 'Oh look there's twilight right there. Almost at the bottom.'
8. Tell them あなた went online and gave the new twilight movie one star, when they ask why say 'because Robert Pattinson was totally wearing lipstick!'
9. Remind them Edward Cullen/Jacob Black isn't real.
10. Tell a ファン that you'll send her a T-Shirt with Edward Cullen on both sides. After the two days go by, don't send her anything. When she comes up and asks あなた why, tell her because あなた wanted to give someone that handsome to her in person. When she gets excited, give her a T-Shirt with Hagrid on it.
11. Tell them 'real men don't sparkle' when they ask 'who 発言しました that real men don't sparkle?' say 'Have あなた got ear problems? I 発言しました Only gay men sparkle. Jeez.'
12. When they try to force あなた into watching twilight, try to force them into watching Harry Potter. If they say 'But I hate it!' say 'Well I hate twilight!' and when they say 'just watch it and you'll like it!' say 'No, あなた watch Harry Potter and you'll like it!' etc.
13. Wen they tell あなた they dreamed about Edward Cullen say 'oh my goodness what a nightmare!'
14. When they say the dreamed about Edward Cullen say 'well I dreamed about Voldemort, they're equally hot right?'
15. If あなた catch them 読書 twilight, snatch the book, throw it in a trash can, say 'oh man I dropped it'
16. If あなた catch them watching a twilight movie, wait for the part that Edward または Jacob (depending on who the ファン likes more) take his シャツ off, when this part comes jump in front of the screen and scream 'FRED AND GEORGE ARE HOTTER! フレッド AND GEORGE ARE HOTTER!' when the part ends walk away from the screen saying 'oh never mind'
17. When they ask 'why do あなた hate twilight so much?' say 'I don't hate it, I actually 愛 it' when they say 'really?' say 'Yeah it's my お気に入り part of the day. あなた know after the sun sits and the sky is like all purplish and all.'
18. If あなた find a twilight book in their bag, take it and replace it with a Harry Potter one.
19. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because twilight got him after Harry Potter was finished with him.
20. Say that Stephenie Meyer totally ストール, 盗んだ the names Bella, Alice, James, Black and Clearwater from JK Rowling
21. 一覧 every power that a wizard can have and use all at once (seeing the future, 読書 minds, etc.), that a vampire would only have one of.
22. Whenever they mention Jacob Black, innocently ask if they meant Wormtail.
23. Say that Bella 白鳥, スワン and Argus Filch would make such a romantic couple.
24. Flinch whenever they say Edward and tell them to say You-Know-Who
25. Explain how Twilight 狼男 are really Animagi, and ask whether they're registered with the Ministry of Magic.
26. Tell them they're so crazy they have to go to St. Mungo's
27. Always remind them of the Dumbledore quote 'It does no good dwell in dreams' then remind them that the idea of twilight came to Stephenie Meyer in a dream.
28. Compare Edward Cullen to Mad Eye Moody. Compare silly stuff like their hair, skin color etc. that of course are going to be similar. Then say 'how could あなた fall for someone who looks totally like Moody?'
29. When they remember Edward say 'Edward who?' when they say 'Edward Cullen' say 'Edward Swollen?'
30. If they say Harry Potter wears weird glasses, say 'Well at least he WEARS glasses. He doesn't sparkle like glasses. Unlike Edward Cullen over here!'
31. When they say Bella is was so brave, remind them what she did when Edward left her, then what Hermione did when Ron chose another one, then what Ginny did when Harry Left her. Compare them and then say 'Now あなた tell me, which one would あなた choose to do?'
32. Whenever they mention anything/anyone related to twilight say 'STOP BLOWING UP MY EARS!'
33. When they say they dreamed that Edward/Jacob kissed them, say 'A dementor kissed you?'
34. When they beg あなた enough to read twilight, say okay. Open it,start 読書 aloud, at the end of every sentence, make fun of the sentence あなた read.
35. Ask them 'how come Edward Cullen is a vegetarian? I thought ヴァンパイア can't eat vegetables または fruits.'
36. Grab an empty notebook and a pencil, sit 次 to them, write Stephenie Meyer a very long hate letter, and mutter what you're 書く out loud.
37. When they call on the phone and start talking about how hot is Robert Pattinson playing Edward Cullen, interrupt them and say 'Hey I just saw Daniel Radcliffe walking on my street! I'll go say hi and remind him of the stupid choice Robert made' then hang up in their face.
38. Tell them ' I heard there will be another book' when they get all excited, tell them 'You do know I mean another Harry Potter book right?'
39. Tell them Harry Potter is better than twilight, when they start to argue keep muttering 'Harry Potter Harry Potter Harry Potter. Twilight sucks Twilight sucks Twilight sucks' like crazy.
40. Tell them that あなた think Voldemort is prettier than Rosalie.
41. Tell them that ヴァンパイア and 狼男 don't exist, when they say 'Wizards don't exist either' say 'Oh yes we do!' then take a stick, point it at them and shout 'Avada Kadavra!' When it doesn't work keep on poking the stick and shouting the same words. Extra points if あなた poke them at least five times.
42. Tell them that JK Rowling got her book published with only one chapter while Stephenie Meyer got twilight barley published with the whole novel.
43. Tell them Hermione plays ピアノ way better than Edward.
44. Tell them the Volturi are too stupid to walk all the way from Italy to Forks and not fly.
45. Tell them if あなた meet Bella you'll slap her in the face.
46. When they start talking about twilight pretend to be staring into space. After a few hours of their talking, when they finally finished say 'huh? what? Sorry I didn't hear you. I was thinking about Harry Potter'
47. When they tell あなた to get a life, say 'why? Edward doesn't have one'
48. When they say they 愛 Edward ask why, when they tell あなた the reason, ask why once again. Keep on asking why after everything they say.
49. Go to her room with your friends, remove all the twilight posters, pillows, ベッド covers etc. burn them, replace them with Harry Potter ones. Extra points of あなた do not get caught and she never finds out it was あなた who did it.
50. Buy a twilight pencil, when she says she wants it. Tell her 'okay, let me just sharpen it for you.' sharpen it until it's all gone, then say 'aw man!I'm sorry there's nothing left of it.' Extra points if she searches the trash can like crazy looking for the pencil cores.
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all 質問 about twilight that あなた can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book レポート on the most boring 本 of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that あなた hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible 作者 and her 本 make want to poke your eyes out with a pencil. Then say that 読書 JK Rowling's 本 are like 読書 本 sent from heaven.
6. Tell them that people like Dracula and Voldemort are way もっと見る famous and that they can kick Edward's ass!
7. If they tell あなた that Twilight are the bestselling and most 人気 本 ever, go on Wikipedia with them, 検索 bestselling books, scroll down and 表示する them that twilight is not there. Then go to best selling book series, scroll down, down, down, down past Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, Lord of the Rings, Nancy Drew, Captain パンツ etc. when あなた finally see twilight say 'Oh look there's twilight right there. Almost at the bottom.'
8. Tell them あなた went online and gave the new twilight movie one star, when they ask why say 'because Robert Pattinson was totally wearing lipstick!'
9. Remind them Edward Cullen/Jacob Black isn't real.
10. Tell a ファン that you'll send her a T-Shirt with Edward Cullen on both sides. After the two days go by, don't send her anything. When she comes up and asks あなた why, tell her because あなた wanted to give someone that handsome to her in person. When she gets excited, give her a T-Shirt with Hagrid on it.
11. Tell them 'real men don't sparkle' when they ask 'who 発言しました that real men don't sparkle?' say 'Have あなた got ear problems? I 発言しました Only gay men sparkle. Jeez.'
12. When they try to force あなた into watching twilight, try to force them into watching Harry Potter. If they say 'But I hate it!' say 'Well I hate twilight!' and when they say 'just watch it and you'll like it!' say 'No, あなた watch Harry Potter and you'll like it!' etc.
13. Wen they tell あなた they dreamed about Edward Cullen say 'oh my goodness what a nightmare!'
14. When they say the dreamed about Edward Cullen say 'well I dreamed about Voldemort, they're equally hot right?'
15. If あなた catch them 読書 twilight, snatch the book, throw it in a trash can, say 'oh man I dropped it'
16. If あなた catch them watching a twilight movie, wait for the part that Edward または Jacob (depending on who the ファン likes more) take his シャツ off, when this part comes jump in front of the screen and scream 'FRED AND GEORGE ARE HOTTER! フレッド AND GEORGE ARE HOTTER!' when the part ends walk away from the screen saying 'oh never mind'
17. When they ask 'why do あなた hate twilight so much?' say 'I don't hate it, I actually 愛 it' when they say 'really?' say 'Yeah it's my お気に入り part of the day. あなた know after the sun sits and the sky is like all purplish and all.'
18. If あなた find a twilight book in their bag, take it and replace it with a Harry Potter one.
19. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because twilight got him after Harry Potter was finished with him.
20. Say that Stephenie Meyer totally ストール, 盗んだ the names Bella, Alice, James, Black and Clearwater from JK Rowling
21. 一覧 every power that a wizard can have and use all at once (seeing the future, 読書 minds, etc.), that a vampire would only have one of.
22. Whenever they mention Jacob Black, innocently ask if they meant Wormtail.
23. Say that Bella 白鳥, スワン and Argus Filch would make such a romantic couple.
24. Flinch whenever they say Edward and tell them to say You-Know-Who
25. Explain how Twilight 狼男 are really Animagi, and ask whether they're registered with the Ministry of Magic.
26. Tell them they're so crazy they have to go to St. Mungo's
27. Always remind them of the Dumbledore quote 'It does no good dwell in dreams' then remind them that the idea of twilight came to Stephenie Meyer in a dream.
28. Compare Edward Cullen to Mad Eye Moody. Compare silly stuff like their hair, skin color etc. that of course are going to be similar. Then say 'how could あなた fall for someone who looks totally like Moody?'
29. When they remember Edward say 'Edward who?' when they say 'Edward Cullen' say 'Edward Swollen?'
30. If they say Harry Potter wears weird glasses, say 'Well at least he WEARS glasses. He doesn't sparkle like glasses. Unlike Edward Cullen over here!'
31. When they say Bella is was so brave, remind them what she did when Edward left her, then what Hermione did when Ron chose another one, then what Ginny did when Harry Left her. Compare them and then say 'Now あなた tell me, which one would あなた choose to do?'
32. Whenever they mention anything/anyone related to twilight say 'STOP BLOWING UP MY EARS!'
33. When they say they dreamed that Edward/Jacob kissed them, say 'A dementor kissed you?'
34. When they beg あなた enough to read twilight, say okay. Open it,start 読書 aloud, at the end of every sentence, make fun of the sentence あなた read.
35. Ask them 'how come Edward Cullen is a vegetarian? I thought ヴァンパイア can't eat vegetables または fruits.'
36. Grab an empty notebook and a pencil, sit 次 to them, write Stephenie Meyer a very long hate letter, and mutter what you're 書く out loud.
37. When they call on the phone and start talking about how hot is Robert Pattinson playing Edward Cullen, interrupt them and say 'Hey I just saw Daniel Radcliffe walking on my street! I'll go say hi and remind him of the stupid choice Robert made' then hang up in their face.
38. Tell them ' I heard there will be another book' when they get all excited, tell them 'You do know I mean another Harry Potter book right?'
39. Tell them Harry Potter is better than twilight, when they start to argue keep muttering 'Harry Potter Harry Potter Harry Potter. Twilight sucks Twilight sucks Twilight sucks' like crazy.
40. Tell them that あなた think Voldemort is prettier than Rosalie.
41. Tell them that ヴァンパイア and 狼男 don't exist, when they say 'Wizards don't exist either' say 'Oh yes we do!' then take a stick, point it at them and shout 'Avada Kadavra!' When it doesn't work keep on poking the stick and shouting the same words. Extra points if あなた poke them at least five times.
42. Tell them that JK Rowling got her book published with only one chapter while Stephenie Meyer got twilight barley published with the whole novel.
43. Tell them Hermione plays ピアノ way better than Edward.
44. Tell them the Volturi are too stupid to walk all the way from Italy to Forks and not fly.
45. Tell them if あなた meet Bella you'll slap her in the face.
46. When they start talking about twilight pretend to be staring into space. After a few hours of their talking, when they finally finished say 'huh? what? Sorry I didn't hear you. I was thinking about Harry Potter'
47. When they tell あなた to get a life, say 'why? Edward doesn't have one'
48. When they say they 愛 Edward ask why, when they tell あなた the reason, ask why once again. Keep on asking why after everything they say.
49. Go to her room with your friends, remove all the twilight posters, pillows, ベッド covers etc. burn them, replace them with Harry Potter ones. Extra points of あなた do not get caught and she never finds out it was あなた who did it.
50. Buy a twilight pencil, when she says she wants it. Tell her 'okay, let me just sharpen it for you.' sharpen it until it's all gone, then say 'aw man!I'm sorry there's nothing left of it.' Extra points if she searches the trash can like crazy looking for the pencil cores.
An Imperial landing craft was leaving Coruscant. However, no Imperials were inside. It was only two men from the Republic.
Republic Pilot: *Looking at the clear sky. No other ships are seen as they are out of Coruscant*
Colonel Turner: *Walks up, and sits 次 to the pilot* Thirty five minutes. Can we make it?
Republic Pilot: We can make it. Will your フレンズ make it?
Colonel Turner: Let's hope so.
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John made it back to the shed with Morris, Mary, and Cartwright where Heidi was waiting in the speeder bus.
Heidi: *Puts up a jammer, and turns it on*
John: *Starts the speeder bus,...
Praise Kek!
There is no peace, there is PEPE
There is no fear, there is Shadilay(Peace be upon him).
There is no death, there is God Emperor.
There is no weakness, there is the MEMES.
I am the ハート, 心 of darkness.
I know no fear.
But rather I instil it in my enemies.
I am the destroyer of worlds.
I know the power of the MEMES.
I am the 火災, 火 of hate.
All the universe bows before kek.
I pledge myself to kek.
For I have found true life In the death of SocJus.
Peace is a lie, there is only Kek.
Through passion, I gain salt.
Through Shadilay(Peace be upon him), I gain power.
Through power, I gain Lulz.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The MEMES shall set me free.
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Episode 3 has arrived!
Welcome to my complete character index! Basically, over the years I've made up a lot of either my own characters, または added existing ones from shows and whatnot for the sake of entertainment and imagination.
And in this one, you'll see all of them from A-Z, as well as their history. So without further ado, let's get this night off right!
AnimuLuvr21
First Appearance: A 日 In The Life Of A ファンポップ User
(The character above is Konata Izumi from Lucky Star)
A character I made in one of my skit articles, and I do plan on using her in もっと見る articles, as long as the context fits well.
Personality is...
continue reading...
And in this one, you'll see all of them from A-Z, as well as their history. So without further ado, let's get this night off right!
AnimuLuvr21
First Appearance: A 日 In The Life Of A ファンポップ User
(The character above is Konata Izumi from Lucky Star)
A character I made in one of my skit articles, and I do plan on using her in もっと見る articles, as long as the context fits well.
Personality is...
Unfortunately, I have been caught up in other issues for the past week and there is thus no new カメ サンドイッチ this week. But I am 書く this to establish many things, seeing as although I didn't have much "doing stuff" time, I had plenty of time to think.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought もっと見る about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between 映画 and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch 映画 far もっと見る often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city あなた might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make もっと見る time for this in the future.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought もっと見る about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between 映画 and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch 映画 far もっと見る often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city あなた might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make もっと見る time for this in the future.
