Men Need To Understand These Things About Women.
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1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE).
2. Don't say あなた understand when あなた don't.
3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights.
4. あなた don't have PMS, so don't act like あなた know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me あなた never will.
5. Saying something sweet might get あなた off the hook; doing something sweet will always get あなた off the hook.
6. We don't like it when あなた act like Mr. Big.
7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
8. It's good...

1. "Remove the plastic wrapper." -- The first instruction on a bag of microwave popcorn; to see the instructions, one first has to remove the plastic wrapper and unfold the pouch.

2. "Take one capsule によって mouth three times daily until gone." -- On a box of pills.

3. "Open packet. Eat contents." -- Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts.

4. "Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat." -- Instructions on the packaging for a マフィン at a 7-11.

5. "Use like regular soap." -- On a bar of Dial soap.

6. "Instructions: usage known." -- Instructions on a can of black pepper.

7. "Serving suggestion:...