Have あなた ever wanted to annoy someone so bad that they want to kill you? Then this 記事 is right for you! Hahaha. あなた know I've tried most of them and it does work. :P

1. Use potty humor. Announce to them that あなた have to go to the bathroom, and that あなた think that they should go too, as they have been holding it in for quite a while. When they do go to the bathroom, call out to them things like: "Are あなた doing okay in there?". To make it even もっと見る annoying, if there are other people in the bathroom, proudly announce to them: "My friend is in there," pointing at the bathroom stall. When あなた are finished in the bathroom, come out with a sigh of relief and be sure to tell them all about your time in the bathroom. (Even if they would rather あなた didn't).

2. Sing along to everything. Especially the annoying または little-kid songs. If they are listening to their iPod, help yourself to one of their headphones and start 歌う along to the song (if you're tone deaf this works really well). Remember, あなた don't have to even know the words to the song, just make them up as あなた go along – the dumber your lyrics the better! And, for bonus points, if あなた are watching TV, sing along with all of the commercial jingles. あなた could also sing something over and over to the point where no one can stand it anymore.

3. Hug ランダム people. Just spontaneously run up to a person and give them a hug and tell them that あなた are so glad to see them and that they are your best friend ever. And after that, right in front of them, do the same thing to some other person.

4. Ask private questions. あなた can either ask a ton of these to one person, または spread it around. If あなた are going to do this to any ランダム person, do things like ask a man if he has ever had an abortion または is pregnant, または ask a 13 年 old if they have ever been to rehab, had a drug intervention, または if they are wasted/drunk.

5. Laugh for no reason and at ランダム times. Don't explain yourself either when someone asks あなた why あなた are laughing. Just shrug it off and start laughing at something else. Alternatively, Make up inside jokes that only あなた know and don't share them with anyone. When someone asks あなた why it's so funny, just tell them that it's an inside joke.

6. Make animal sounds. People can get really annoyed if あなた sneak up behind them and say "baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!". If someone is yelling at あなた または scolding you, make a questioning "baaahh?" または "rrribbitt?" sound.

7. Ask someone "why?" and then when they explain keep punctuating every explanation with a "why?" question.

8. Make prank phone calls. Call your フレンズ during class to "see if their phones were off like they were supposed to be". Call ランダム numbers in the phone book and ask them if they would like to share a turkey sandwich, and don't worry, there's no mustard. The old refrigerator running call is a definite option too, because it's the most annoying in the book! Call one place and then hang up, and keep calling like that. They will be driven insane によって the non-stop ringing.

9. Speak all in acronyms. Instead of actually laughing, just say "LOL!" Instead of 芝居 surprised, just say "OMG!".

10. Be sarcastic about everything, to the point that people have absolutely no idea what あなた are trying to say.

11. Quote an annoying saying または make one up and keep using it like it's an explanation for everything.

12. Talk about feelings. Always start the conversation with 'I feel' this and 'you hurt my feelings' that and don't stop. It will drive people crazy. It also helps if あなた get out an acoustic ギター and talk about how everything hurts your feelings. Also, every time someone says something, reply with, "Oh, I see. And how do あなた think that makes me feel?" Also, complain non-stop. No one wants to be around a whiner.

13. Act very full of yourself and like the entire world should revolve around your fingernails.

14. Make annoying sounds. Tap your fingers constantly on the table, または tap your foot over and over again.

15. Have really pointless and loud conversations on your mobile phone on the bus/train. This never fails to be annoying.

16. Shuffle around constantly. Act as if あなた can't keep still.

17. Make some kind of a repeated movement in someone's eye line.

18. Gawk at something non-existent on the 上, ページのトップへ of someone's head. When you're having a normal conversation with someone, suddenly open your mouth slightly and stare at a point just over their head または right on 上, ページのトップへ of their head. If they touch their head nervously and ask "what?" just stifle pretend laughter and shake your head and return to the conversation. To make it even もっと見る annoying, keep doing it throughout the 日 at inappropriate times.

19. Eat weird things constantly. Good things for this are sprinkles, ketchup, soy nuts, and ice. または put something weird on everything あなた eat.

20. Eat really loudly. Forget your 表, テーブル manners.

21. Stare at people. This freaks a lot of people out.

22. Tell people, IN ENGLISH, that あなた do not speak English, and あなた are learning from a tutor. This works even better if あなた use really long または rarely used words. The kind of words that only people fluent in English would use.

23. Chew gum constantly, as loud as あなた can, and with your mouth open.

24. Learn a different language (uncommon languages work best) and ramble at ランダム people in that language. A highly recommended language is Klingon, as very few people know about it and it sounds alien.

25. Watch old movies. Some old 映画 are annoying enough によって just being on the shelves of the nearest Block Buster, but what if あなた took the old movie annoying factor to a whole new level? あなた can watch dozens of them and give reviews and say things like ,"The only part I didn't like was that Johnny and Bethany didn't キッス until the end" または "The musical numbers were GARBAGE" even if there weren't any. After 書く your reviews, try and memorize them and tell everyone あなた know. あなた can also invite all your フレンズ over and insist they stay up with あなた all night to watch the "I 愛 Lucy" series collection.

26. Sit on a bench in a park with a friend and make コメント about people (loudly so that they can hear you) that is the complete OPPOSITE of what they are actually like, e.g. if a really fat person walks past, yell "OH MY GOSH, THERE'S JUST NO NEED FOR BEING THAT SKINNY."

27. When someone asks あなた anything, reply "sure, あなた want fries with that?".

28. Sing ランダム songs at ランダム times. for example: start 歌う Jingle Bells during a car trip. This is very annoying and will annoy anyone.

29. If your friend is on a date, call him/her every 2 分 to ask what's going on. Make them go into an extremely detailed 説明 of what their 日付 is wearing, down to if the zipper on his/her ジャケット is made of metal または plastic. If they turn off their phone, leave a zillion messages each with one question. If あなた can, call the person your friend is dating and ask to speak to your friend.

30. Refuse to go to ベッド unless the cat または whatever pet あなた have reads あなた a bedtime story.

31. Offer someone something. If they say yes and reach for it, yell "NO, THOSE ARE MINE!"

32. Contradict yourself constantly and act like it's the other person's fault for not understanding you. for example : "Everyone knows that secret" "If it's a secret than how come everybody knows it?" "No one knows it" "Then how do あなた know it?" "Everybody does" Keep doing this infinitely.

33. Pick a few ランダム fairly common words. Whenever someone says them. Inform that person that they have mispronounced that word and tell them the "correct" pronunciation. Never do this if the actually mispronounce a word.

34. Ask people what gender they are.

35. Tell this joke to the same person everyday. Here goes. あなた say," How many fingers do I have?" The they will say, "how many?" または "10." Then あなた say," I have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs!" And laugh and cough. Again, tell this joke to the same person everyday. Then, after a week, change the target.

Warnings

In most cases, this will not encourage other people to enjoy your company. あなた could lose all your フレンズ if あなた annoy them. Don't be annoying to your フレンズ too much, they will not be your フレンズ anymore if あなた do so.