I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
バラ are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?
Right now I'm sitting here looking at あなた trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
A pretty girl can キッス a guy* a bird can キッス a butterfly* the rising sun can キッス the grass* but あなた my friend!! yes you!! あなた CAN キッス MY ASS*******
If あなた didn't have feet あなた wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do あなた wear a bra??!
mirrors don't talk but lucky for あなた %n they don't laugh
Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but あなた need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle
People like あなた are the reason I'm on medication.
Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide these bodies
I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you.
Don't bother leaving a message.
Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside によって itself!
I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
Hey, Remember that time I told あなた I thought あなた were cool? I LIED.
I need you...........I want you............To get out of my face
Damn not あなた again.......
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but あなた abuse the privilege.
If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called あなた first.
I am not anti-social..I just don't like you
If you're gonna act like a dick あなた should wear a condom on your head so あなた can at least look like one !!!
Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...
There are some stupid people in this world. あなた just helped me realize it.
Until あなた called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.
If あなた ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would あなた say when あなた got there?
Wow, あなた looked a lot hotter from a distance!
キャンセル my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.
I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!
Earth is full. Go home.
If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.
Hey, heres a hint. If i don't answer あなた the first 25 times, what makes あなた think the 次 25 will work?
how do あなた keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...
Oh dear! Looks like あなた fell out of the ugly 木, ツリー and hit every branch on the way down!
What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...
I'm sorry, Talking to あなた seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.
Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop あなた when あなた were a baby?
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
God made mountains, god made trees, god made あなた but we all make mistakes.
Remember ジーザス loves あなた but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.
I'm not mean ... you're just a sissy.
Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
Why don't あなた go outside any play, hide and go f**k yourself
Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone
How about a little less 質問 and a little もっと見る shut the hell up? I'm away live with it.
FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this
morning... Leave me alone!
Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this 一覧 doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.
When あなた were born あなた were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom!
My Mom 発言しました never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!
Forget the ugly stick! あなた must have been born in the ugly forrest!
I really don't like あなた but if あなた really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.
あなた know the drill! あなた leave a message....and I ignore it!
The Village just called. They 発言しました they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours...
I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!
Why are あなた bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to あなた and your stupid nonsense.
あなた dont know me, あなた just wish あなた did.
Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't あなた go play in traffic?!
あなた have your whole life to be a jerk....so why dont あなた take a 日 off so.. leave me a message for when I get back!!!!
バラ are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?
Right now I'm sitting here looking at あなた trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
A pretty girl can キッス a guy* a bird can キッス a butterfly* the rising sun can キッス the grass* but あなた my friend!! yes you!! あなた CAN キッス MY ASS*******
If あなた didn't have feet あなた wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do あなた wear a bra??!
mirrors don't talk but lucky for あなた %n they don't laugh
Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but あなた need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle
People like あなた are the reason I'm on medication.
Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide these bodies
I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you.
Don't bother leaving a message.
Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside によって itself!
I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
Hey, Remember that time I told あなた I thought あなた were cool? I LIED.
I need you...........I want you............To get out of my face
Damn not あなた again.......
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but あなた abuse the privilege.
If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called あなた first.
I am not anti-social..I just don't like you
If you're gonna act like a dick あなた should wear a condom on your head so あなた can at least look like one !!!
Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...
There are some stupid people in this world. あなた just helped me realize it.
Until あなた called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.
If あなた ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would あなた say when あなた got there?
Wow, あなた looked a lot hotter from a distance!
キャンセル my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.
I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!
Earth is full. Go home.
If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.
Hey, heres a hint. If i don't answer あなた the first 25 times, what makes あなた think the 次 25 will work?
how do あなた keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...
Oh dear! Looks like あなた fell out of the ugly 木, ツリー and hit every branch on the way down!
What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...
I'm sorry, Talking to あなた seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.
Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop あなた when あなた were a baby?
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
God made mountains, god made trees, god made あなた but we all make mistakes.
Remember ジーザス loves あなた but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.
I'm not mean ... you're just a sissy.
Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
Why don't あなた go outside any play, hide and go f**k yourself
Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone
How about a little less 質問 and a little もっと見る shut the hell up? I'm away live with it.
FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this
morning... Leave me alone!
Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this 一覧 doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.
When あなた were born あなた were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom!
My Mom 発言しました never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!
Forget the ugly stick! あなた must have been born in the ugly forrest!
I really don't like あなた but if あなた really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.
あなた know the drill! あなた leave a message....and I ignore it!
The Village just called. They 発言しました they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours...
I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!
Why are あなた bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to あなた and your stupid nonsense.
あなた dont know me, あなた just wish あなた did.
Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't あなた go play in traffic?!
あなた have your whole life to be a jerk....so why dont あなた take a 日 off so.. leave me a message for when I get back!!!!
