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The Game (noun) - Something あなた just lost.
Science Fair (noun) - A time for parents to 表示する how talented they are.
Laughter (noun) - When a smile has an orgasm.
Irony (adjective) - The opposite of wrinkly.
Period (noun) - Monthly congratulations for having 安全, 安全です sex.
Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.
Study (verb) - The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
Politics (noun) - 'Poli': latin for "many." 'Tics': blood sucking insects.
Google Translate (proper noun) - The only reason あなた passed your French class.
Tomorrow (noun) - The best time to do everything あなた had planned for today.
Teacher (noun) - A person who helps あなた solve problems you'd never have without them.
Oh, it was nothing (phrase) - It took me 40 hours, and if あなた say anything bad I will honestly パンチ your face off.
Due tomorrow (phrase) - Do tomorrow.
Internet Explorer (proper noun) - Number one browser used to download a different browser.
クリスマス (noun) - The only time of the 年 in which one can sit in front of a dead 木, ツリー and eat キャンディー out of socks.
Babysit (verb) - To get paid to watch TV and eat other people's 食 while doing your homework.
Zombies (noun) - The only men that will 愛 あなた for your brains.
Chip bag (noun) - A bag for storing air.
Magic (noun) - Stuff science hasn't made boring yet.
The Game (noun) - Something あなた just lost.
Science Fair (noun) - A time for parents to 表示する how talented they are.
Laughter (noun) - When a smile has an orgasm.
Irony (adjective) - The opposite of wrinkly.
Period (noun) - Monthly congratulations for having 安全, 安全です sex.
Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.
Study (verb) - The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
Politics (noun) - 'Poli': latin for "many." 'Tics': blood sucking insects.
Google Translate (proper noun) - The only reason あなた passed your French class.
Tomorrow (noun) - The best time to do everything あなた had planned for today.
Teacher (noun) - A person who helps あなた solve problems you'd never have without them.
Oh, it was nothing (phrase) - It took me 40 hours, and if あなた say anything bad I will honestly パンチ your face off.
Due tomorrow (phrase) - Do tomorrow.
Internet Explorer (proper noun) - Number one browser used to download a different browser.
クリスマス (noun) - The only time of the 年 in which one can sit in front of a dead 木, ツリー and eat キャンディー out of socks.
Babysit (verb) - To get paid to watch TV and eat other people's 食 while doing your homework.
Zombies (noun) - The only men that will 愛 あなた for your brains.
Chip bag (noun) - A bag for storing air.
Magic (noun) - Stuff science hasn't made boring yet.
[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT によって SCROLLING DOWN FIRST... It takes less than a minute... Work this out as あなた read... Be sure あなた don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...]
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that あなた would like to have チョコレート (try for もっと見る than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number によって 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it によって 50. I’ll wait while あなた get the calculator ...
5. If あなた have already had your birthday this 年 (2013) add 1763 *; If あなた haven’t, add 1762 *...
6. Now subtract the four digit 年 that あなた were born ...
あなた should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times あなた want to have チョコレート each week) ...
The 次 two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
If あなた don't believe, check this website:
link
Thanks!
Your demigodishness,
K
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that あなた would like to have チョコレート (try for もっと見る than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number によって 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it によって 50. I’ll wait while あなた get the calculator ...
5. If あなた have already had your birthday this 年 (2013) add 1763 *; If あなた haven’t, add 1762 *...
6. Now subtract the four digit 年 that あなた were born ...
あなた should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times あなた want to have チョコレート each week) ...
The 次 two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
If あなた don't believe, check this website:
link
Thanks!
Your demigodishness,
K
If あなた think あなた 読書 all the books, seeing all the movies, and buying all the stuff makes for a real ファン Twilight fan, wait until あなた read this news.v
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega ファン of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years 前 when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been 愛 with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega ファン of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years 前 when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been 愛 with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos