My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

When a man brings his wife お花 for no reason, there's a reason.
Molly McGee

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, あなた haven't wasted a whole day.
Mickey Rooney

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
Helen Rowland

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. あなた order what あなた want, then when あなた see what the other fellow has, あなた wish あなた had ordered that.
Unknown

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner