[[[please note the following: the 2 individuals sex is unknown, even to me, hence why they have names that could be either. But their accents are very Monty Python. Also, "mature humor" is contained. あなた are warned.]]]
Parker: 'Ey! Look over there, that fella's got three legs!
Logan: What? No 'e don't!
Parker: Yes, 'e does! Look!
Logan:...that's not a leg, that's 'is--
Parker: -- OH MY GAWD!.... あなた think 'e 'as a girlfriend?
Logan: I 'e does, she sure is lucky.
Parker: Lucky または in pain...
Logan: Yeah.... 'ow does 'e get it into 'is pants?
Parker: I don't know, go ask 'im!
Logan: I'm not gonna ask 'im, you ask 'im!
Parker: Well, why do I 'ave to ask 'im?
Logan: It was your idea!
Parker:....we shouldn't ask anyway. That's private, that is.
Logan: True... あなた think 'e's a father?
Parker: Probably. 'E can get a girl pregnant just brushin' past 'er!
Logan: Yeah, I can see that.
Parker: D'you think 'e knows we're talkin' about 'im?
Logan: Why do あなた ask?
Parker: 'E's lookin' at us.
Logan: 'E is!.... 'E looks uncomfortable.
Parker: Well, 'e should be! 'E looks like 'e can satisfy a rhinoceros!
Logan: もっと見る like a 'umpback whale.
Parker: 'E's still looking at us!
Logan: Then look away! let's talk about our shoes!
Parker: You're not wearn' shoes...
Logan: .... knew I forgot somethin'... Then let's talk about our socks.
Parker: Alrigh'. Mine 'ave a 'ole in 'em.
Logan: Mine.... don't match....... What were we talkin' about?
Parker: I don't know.... BLIMEY! That chap's got three legs!
Logan: 'E can't 'ave three legs, 'is pants only 'ave two!
Parker: Well, if it's not a leg than what-- OH MY GAWD!
Logan: 'E looks awful uncomfortable...
Parker: Course 'e does, it's 'angin out!
Logan: 'Ow does 'e get it into 'is pants?
Parker: I don't know, go ask 'im!
Logan: I'm not gonna ask 'im, you ask 'im!
Parker: Well, why do I 'ave to ask 'im?
Logan: Cuz..... didn't we 'ave this conversation before?
Parker:....yeah we did... what decision did we come to?
Logan:....I don't recall...
Parker: あなた want to go talk to 'im?
Logan: What? No, I don't want to go talk to 'im.
Parker: 'E looks like 'e'd be a nice chap.
Logan: 'E 'as a nice smile.
Parker: Do あなた think it chafes when 'e walks?
Logan: Why the bloody 'ell would あなた ask that?
Parker: It just popped in me 'ead.
Logan: Well, あなた didn't 'ave to say it aloud!
Parker: I thinks it, I says it.
Logan: Well, あなた shouldn't. Disturbs some of us.
Parker: I'll try my best.
Logan: Try 'arder.
Parker: 'E smiled at me.
Logan: 'E did not, 'e smiled at 'is friend.
Parker: 'Ow does 'e go to the loo?
Logan: What did I just.... that's a good question.
Parker: Does 'e use a stool?
Logan: Maybe 'e 'olds it like a 火災, 火 'ose.
Parker: It'd be awful awkward if someone else came in...
Logan: 'e probably goes into the stall.
Parker:....'e just shook 'is leg!
Logan: Probably shiftin' it to a もっと見る comfortable position.
Parker: 'E's probably 人気 with the ladies.
Logan: Yeah.... あなた think 'is フレンズ are jealous...?
Parker: 'E might not 'ave told 'em.
....FIN.....
Parker: 'Ey! Look over there, that fella's got three legs!
Logan: What? No 'e don't!
Parker: Yes, 'e does! Look!
Logan:...that's not a leg, that's 'is--
Parker: -- OH MY GAWD!.... あなた think 'e 'as a girlfriend?
Logan: I 'e does, she sure is lucky.
Parker: Lucky または in pain...
Logan: Yeah.... 'ow does 'e get it into 'is pants?
Parker: I don't know, go ask 'im!
Logan: I'm not gonna ask 'im, you ask 'im!
Parker: Well, why do I 'ave to ask 'im?
Logan: It was your idea!
Parker:....we shouldn't ask anyway. That's private, that is.
Logan: True... あなた think 'e's a father?
Parker: Probably. 'E can get a girl pregnant just brushin' past 'er!
Logan: Yeah, I can see that.
Parker: D'you think 'e knows we're talkin' about 'im?
Logan: Why do あなた ask?
Parker: 'E's lookin' at us.
Logan: 'E is!.... 'E looks uncomfortable.
Parker: Well, 'e should be! 'E looks like 'e can satisfy a rhinoceros!
Logan: もっと見る like a 'umpback whale.
Parker: 'E's still looking at us!
Logan: Then look away! let's talk about our shoes!
Parker: You're not wearn' shoes...
Logan: .... knew I forgot somethin'... Then let's talk about our socks.
Parker: Alrigh'. Mine 'ave a 'ole in 'em.
Logan: Mine.... don't match....... What were we talkin' about?
Parker: I don't know.... BLIMEY! That chap's got three legs!
Logan: 'E can't 'ave three legs, 'is pants only 'ave two!
Parker: Well, if it's not a leg than what-- OH MY GAWD!
Logan: 'E looks awful uncomfortable...
Parker: Course 'e does, it's 'angin out!
Logan: 'Ow does 'e get it into 'is pants?
Parker: I don't know, go ask 'im!
Logan: I'm not gonna ask 'im, you ask 'im!
Parker: Well, why do I 'ave to ask 'im?
Logan: Cuz..... didn't we 'ave this conversation before?
Parker:....yeah we did... what decision did we come to?
Logan:....I don't recall...
Parker: あなた want to go talk to 'im?
Logan: What? No, I don't want to go talk to 'im.
Parker: 'E looks like 'e'd be a nice chap.
Logan: 'E 'as a nice smile.
Parker: Do あなた think it chafes when 'e walks?
Logan: Why the bloody 'ell would あなた ask that?
Parker: It just popped in me 'ead.
Logan: Well, あなた didn't 'ave to say it aloud!
Parker: I thinks it, I says it.
Logan: Well, あなた shouldn't. Disturbs some of us.
Parker: I'll try my best.
Logan: Try 'arder.
Parker: 'E smiled at me.
Logan: 'E did not, 'e smiled at 'is friend.
Parker: 'Ow does 'e go to the loo?
Logan: What did I just.... that's a good question.
Parker: Does 'e use a stool?
Logan: Maybe 'e 'olds it like a 火災, 火 'ose.
Parker: It'd be awful awkward if someone else came in...
Logan: 'e probably goes into the stall.
Parker:....'e just shook 'is leg!
Logan: Probably shiftin' it to a もっと見る comfortable position.
Parker: 'E's probably 人気 with the ladies.
Logan: Yeah.... あなた think 'is フレンズ are jealous...?
Parker: 'E might not 'ave told 'em.
....FIN.....