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posted by JoannaVonDoom
A
is for Arteries.
あなた know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for あなた あなた twit she was only after your money and could have 与えられた a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when あなた took her out and she 発言しました "I'm not hungry" so あなた figured あなた could take her to a nice place because あなた were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant. Then she ate もっと見る than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything). So あなた flip the bill and are broke for the 次 two weeks and she wonders why あなた were unable to call her that week and go see movies.

F
is for Friends. That is what she just wants to be. As if あなた can even stand to look at her.

G
is for Gun. And yes there is a waiting period.

H
is for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well, あなた figure it out.

I
stands for I still hate her. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors.

J
stands for Jim. This is her new boyfriend. Doesn't Jim have a nice car ? Doesn't Jim have a good job? Why does Jim want to 日付 her? I think Jim could do much better. I hate Jim. Jim is my mortal enemy.

K
stands for Kill.

L
is for Love. It's a great euphoric feeling that exists between two people and is shared upon によって both parties.

L
is also for Lunatic. Lunatics are crazy. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love.

M
stands for Mephistophiles. That is who she worked for.

N
stands for Necropheliac. She didn't 移動する very much, did she?

O
is for On top. When on 上, ページのトップへ she has another O word.

P
is for Pill. She 発言しました she was on it. She lied. She is now sueing あなた for a few hundred bucks a month.

Q
is for Quitter. She couldn't last.

R
is for Rich little Bitch. She bought my 愛 but I paid for it.

S
stands for Suffer. That's what she made me do.

T
is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured あなた with the truth. She also tortured あなた with lies.

U
is for Understatement. Saying あなた hate that 雌犬 is an understatement.

V
is for Voluptuous. That is the primamry reason あなた were dating her in the first place.

W
stands for Whine. She was a pro at this.

X
is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone.

Y
stands for あなた suck! Remember when she yelled that at you.

Z
stands for ZIPPER. This is what あなた got your hair stuck in while trying to get dressed too quickly while she yelled "QUICK! They're home!"

.
stands for period. Which is a couple of weeks late, because she lied to あなた about taking what P stands for. It also means あなた won't get any for a week.
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posted by VoicesInMyHead
Disclaimer. I don't own anything but the question. May be SLIGHTLY offensive, I think, not sure, but VERY funny. Enjoy and PLEASE comment!!!


Q: name two benefits of having a general ledger.

A: 1. Well, a zombie soldier is pretty cool, but a CELEBRITY zombie soldier is AWESOME!!!!! no one can win aqainst a ZOMBIE!!!!!!! Plus who would want to hurt Heath, he's too freakin awesome!!!!!! So, any battle you're in, あなた can't lose!!!!!!!









2. あなた just KNOW his fangirls are gonna 登録する your army! The sheer NUMBERS are gonna give あなた an advantage!!!!!!! あなた can't lose!!!!!!! You'd be INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!! WORLD DOMINATION IF あなた WANT!!!!!!!!!



And those are two benefits of having a General Ledger!!!!!






Teacher's note: Genral ledger is a BUISSINESS term, NOT an idea to take over the world with an army of fangirls and celebrity zombies!
posted by LUV_4_BIEBER
I find your smile 驚異
Passion unsustainable
My ハート, 心 beats faster and faster whenever your
near,
Only to come to a cold stop when she passes by
My tears will go on forever
My smile isn’t real
And my ハート, 心 is スプリット, 分割 in two
Every thought I ever had about あなた are buzzing in my head
I pray one 日 i'll be under your arm
Holding your hand
キス your lips
I hope one 日 あなた dry my tears
See right through my fake smile
And repair my broken heart
posted by selenagomezfan7
Hi I'm Chelsea I Was Born December 3 1996 in Dallas Texas I'm 14 Years Old!! Now I'm Living In Brazil!! ...... I'm Kinda Tall I Way 107 Pounds ......I'm White With Blond Hair Hazel Eyes ..... My お気に入り Tv Shows Are Wizards Of Waverly Place Drake&Josh Of Course My お気に入り Singers Are Justin Bieber Selena Gomez ドレイク, ドレーク Bell!☆ ..... My お気に入り Songs Are Selena Gomez Round & Round Justin Bieber Baby ドレイク, ドレーク ベル Our 愛 My モットー I 愛 Being Alive :☆ ....,More Just Message Me In My 受信箱 Thanks Ooh Please Comment
posted by CUTEDXC
tips to get boys :)

1.NEVER right a poem about them at your birthday party in front of every one

2.dont cheat on them u will be sorry

3.be honest

4.right down the 日 u met dated and be came a thing to let him now u care

5.never act crazy (that mean no 50 cups of coffe)

6.spend time with him

あなた can trust me on this :)

7.he brakes up with u well i tryed mabey u dint follow my tips :3 cant help u there >:3

good luck あなた SAW NOTHING







NOTHING I TELL U >:3 NOTHING i have had lots of boyfriends my life i dumped them cuz there asses so i am taking my brake
hello fanpopers i'm writting this 記事 to talk about one of the best things i like about fanpop. I 愛 all the amazing people here the ones who are so kind and caring i couldn't believe in my status i wrote i was kinda down and within two 分 over 5 people asked me if i was okay and helped me feel better. This is not the first time it happened either.
I 愛 being on a site where あなた can have a group of フレンズ that あなた live far away from and have never actually meet and yet trust them and feel like they are your true friends. and have the feeling that they actually care for あなた its...
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posted by TOTALIzzyluver
Sooo i continued my Druckies skik soooo here it is. Enjoy. and thx for the awesome coments on the last 1
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Z:Hi Awesome!!

Awesome: こんにちは watz up??

Z: Pie

Awesome: what about pie??

Z: I LIKE IT!!

Awesome: doesn't everybody??

Z: Your soo giggly

Awesome: What?

Z: OMG! theres a paper frilly under ur butt! (pokes at frilly)

Awesome: Theres a frilley under ur butt so u poke it??

Z: um? False? is this a trick question??

Awesome: Your a trick question

Z: and it took u that long 2 figure it out??

Awesome: ......

Z: Lets play uno

Awesome: sorry i dont speak spanish

Z: Pity...
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posted by lilred96
mysterious 愛

-chapter four-

He 発言しました "Hello June" in a com voice...my ハート, 心 melted によって the sound of his soft voice,I wanted him too talk too me all day,but I new we had too get too class soon and I would have too wait two hours too see him again.So then I 発言しました "Hi mathew" I could here the classic ピアノ playing a soft 愛 song in my head.He handed me my jacket,and said"you forgot it yesterday"
I 発言しました "Oh thanks for returning it"and smiled a little bit he moved from my locker so I could put my bag up.Then he 発言しました "What class are あなた headed too?"
"Reading" I 発言しました
He put his hands in his pockets...
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lol I 愛 this
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funny
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Ladybug playing with/eating sprinkles
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