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1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain あなた understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help あなた concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, あなた can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help あなた concentrate. If your friend shows あなた his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders, drop him.

5. When あなた get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

6. Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain あなた understand it.

7. あなた know, あなた haven't written to that kid あなた met at camp since fourth grade. You'd better write that letter now and get it out of the way so あなた can concentrate.

8. Go look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.

9. Listen to one side of your favourite tape and that's it-- I mean it! As soon as it's over あなた are going to start that paper.

10. Listen to the other side.

11. Rearrange all of your CDs into alphabetical order.

12. Phone your friend on the other floor and ask if he's started 書く yet. Exchange derogatory remarks about your teacher, the course, the university, and the world at large.

13. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

14. Read over the assignment again; roll the words across your tongue; savour its special flavour.

15. Check the newspaper listings to make sure あなた aren't missing something truly worthwhile on TV. NOTE: When あなた have a paper due in less than 12 hours, anything on TV from 'Rahul Dulhaniyan Le Jayenge' to every Zee または Sony soap is truly worthwhile.

16. Phone your friend on the third floor to see if he was watching. Discuss the finer points of the plot.

17. Go look at your tongue in the bathroom mirror.

18. Look through your roommate's book of pictures from home. Ask who everyone is.

19. Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.

20. Open your door and check to see if there are any mysterious, trench-coated strangers lurking in the hall.

21. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

22. Read over the assignment one もっと見る time, just for the heck of it.

23. Scoot your chair across the room to the window and watch the sunrise.

24. Lie face down on the floor and scream at the 上, ページのトップへ of your lungs.

25. Leap up and write the paper.

26. Type the paper.

27. Complain to everyone that あなた didn't get any sleep because あなた had to write the paper.
(A/N) there is gayness, cussing, and sex


~Jason's POV~

I had just woke up tomorrow is Pax and im really excited.

I pulled off the covers and swung my legs over the side of the ベッド and stood up.

I'm going to Pax with Sky, Dawn, Husky, Jerome, And Deadlox, i was excited i'd never actually met them and tomorrow i would.

I grabbed a pair of clothes and a towel and hopped into the シャワー blasting my outro song Eclipse.

Five to ten 分 later i climbed out and pulled my clothes on and brushed my hair out.

"Daily routine..done" I muttered to myself staring at the mirror.

My phone rang, i quickly grabbed...
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Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so あなた don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being...
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So NieR: Automata is a great game. Everyone has sang this games praises and that is for very good reasons. I’ve sang the games praises on numerous occasions and will probably do so again and again. But every game has to start somewhere. Some of あなた may not know this, but NieR has got a sort of Persona situation going on, as in the spin-off game is a もっと見る 人気 game than the mainline series. And how could that be? Well… it’s quite simple to see. Drakengard, known in 日本 as Drag-On Dragoon, was a game created によって Yoko Taro, who created it to make a もっと見る grim RPG with no morally just...
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posted by aldrine2016
WARNING: Rated R. This fanfic has a few cursing and one sexual image. Read it at your own risk!!!



It was just a typical 日 at Acme Looniversity. Buster Bunny and Plucky アヒル, 鴨 walked out of the Reverse Psychology class, taught によって their respective mentors Bugs and Daffy, along with Elmer Fudd.

Plucky, for some reason, had his bill twisted to the 上, ページのトップへ of his green head, since Bugs, Daffy and Elmer taught the class as 発言しました before. He and Buster were instructed によって their mentors to perform the goddamn classic "Wabbit season, アヒル, 鴨 season" arguement and then Buster would say "Wabbit season" and Plucky...
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This just came to my head while listening to these songs, so here I go! Oh yeah, these are my very first reactions, so they won't always make sense XP
Lyrics are like this
(Thoughts are like this)
Let's go!


Hearing タイトル for the first time: (Whaddya think he's gonna do, get a mop and clean あなた up?)

This might be wrong, but here's all I know, here's all I know
(Well unless you're stupid または have amnesia, あなた are wrong.)

Most times I pretend that he's just a friend, he's just a friend
(Good.)

Yeah I'll try to make our hearts beat in time
Even though your rhythm might not be with mine
(It will not. It would...
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I absolutely adore a good and well written villain. From the crazies to the sympathetic ones with a tragic back story to the ones who do it for the lols, I 愛 me a fun fictional baddie. And there are just so many of them, so here are my favorites. Listed as a count down.

I'll start with the honorable Mentions: Jadis and Nehelenia. I couldn't not put Nehelenia on this 一覧 as she was pretty much the first villain I ever liked--I just didn't know I liked her at the time. When I was 5 years old, not gonna lie she kind of scared me. And that's part of why I 愛 her character today. Jadis, most...
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My friend and I were bored so we wrote this, a parody of the song "Don't Stop Believing" によって Journey.

just a small town meme, living in a lonely world, took the trolling train going annnyyywhheeerrreee

just a city meme, born and raised in 4chan threads, took the trolling train going anyyyywheeeeree

A troller in a darkened room, the smell of ビール and cheap snack fooodds. For a lol they can share the thread. It goes on and on and on and on.

trollers waiting, up and down the reaction pics, n00bs searching knowyourmeme in the night. screenlights memers, living just to find tfw. hiding somewhere in...
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