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INT. A SHOPPING MALL WE'VE USED BEFORE - DAY.

The mall. Teenage girls bury their heads in piles of clothes and giggle. A Sale Sign goes up and they scream. Mothers drag kids によって their heels. As the people pass by, they glance uncomfortably at something off-screen then hurry along. The children point, faces uncomprehending.

Pan over to find ZIM and ガー in a dark corner, near a waste receptacle, dressed as clowns. ZIM just stares out evilly at the passing people. ガー simply stares, holding balloons.

ZIM (to GIR)
Look at them, GIR. THEY think we are clowns. But we are not clowns.

ガー gasps in shock. The un-clowny truth is news to him.

ZIM
The longer we stand here, the もっと見る they will trust us. Then in their docile clown-trusting state, I will destroy them.

ZIM laughs quietly, until a family stops to stare at him. ZIM begins stomping and waving his arms mechanically.

ZIM (IN CREEPY SING-SONG VOICE) (CONT'D)
Clown, clown, clown, clown...(extended dialogue)

As the family watches the bizzare clown show, ガー see a Hot Cheese Log vendor and hobbles off-screen.

GIR
I gonna play with the cheese.

ZIM goes about his clown dance, oblivious to GIR's absence until there is a commotion nearby. Something breaks.

SECURITY GUARD (O.S.)
There's a clown in the cheese!

PAN OVER to fing ガー flopping out of the cheese cart, slathered in ropes of melted cheese. He giggles and shambles around like something escaped from cheesy hell. People flee.

ZIM
NO GIR! NO! NOT AGAIN!

ガー falls down, the drying cheese making it もっと見る difficult to move. He giggles. The damaged cheese カート tips over, realeasing a flood of liquid cheese horrer.

ZIM (CONT'D)
NOOOOOO!!

EXT. SHOPPING MALL - DAY.

The furious cheese covered security guard throws ZIM and ガー out of the mall. They slam into a garbage can. ガー eats the cheese off ZIM's head.

ZIM
UGH! I can't take あなた anywhere without あなた ruining my plans, GIR. This couldn't be any もっと見る humiliating.

The garbage can reveals itself to be a disguised Dib.

DIB
Hey-ya! I was watching あなた the whole pathetic time, ZIM. If IRKENs are so advanced, why is your robot such a loser?

ZIM
HEY! At least he's better than YOUR stupid sidekick!

ZIM points at something near Dib. Dib looks down.

DIB (CONFUSED)
That's a soda can.

ZIM (VINDICATED)
Who's pathetic now!?

ZIM runs off dragging GIR.

INT. ZIM'S HOUSE - DAY.


ZIM kicks open the door, tired, cheese-covered, clown-suited. The RoboParents burst from the closet.

ROBO-MOM & ROBO-DAD
Welcome home, son!

They slam into the walls on either side of ZIM.

COMPUTER
WARNING: Unauthorized clown detected!

The furniture flips over and cables snake out from all directions. They grab ZIM, binding him above the floor.

ZIM
GIR! Help meee! GIR! GIRRRR?

ZIM strains to lift his head, and sees ガー at the sidewalk with his little pig friend, handing some bills to an ice cream man. ガー gets two SUCKMUNKEYs, holds one out for the pig to suck on, and walks out of sight. ZIM looks at the RoboParents doing circles and sparking. ZIM sighs.

ZIM (CONT'D)
I think the time has come for me to get a new assistant.

Computer
Be quiet, clown.

INT. DOOR OUTSIDE ZIM'S LAB - DAY.

GIR, in his doggy suit, paces back and forth, jumping up, trying to get a look through the energy window in the door into the lab. ガー pokes at the window, and receives a shock.

GIR
Whatchadoin?? WHATCHADOINN??????

INT. ZIM'S LAB.

ZIM
Stay outside, GIR! I'm working.

ZIM hovers over a big workbench surrounded によって holo-schematics. Big evil machinery things point down at it.

Incredibly, GIR's head penetrates the energy window, obliterating the doggy suit's head. GIR's metal head struggles violently against the energy waves.

GIR
WHATCHADOIN?? HUH? WHACHOODOIN!?

ZIM
It's a secret, GIR!

ZIM shoves GIR's head back through the window, and covers it with a metal seal. He returns to the workbench.

ZIM (CONT'D)
Computer! I need a helper worthy of ZIM.

COMPUTER
I shall fabricate an Obey-o-nator-2000X, The most unquestioningly obediant computer brain in the galaxy.

ZIM
I need もっと見る unquestioningly!

COMPUTER
もっと見る unquestioningly?

ZIM
Do not 質問 me!!

COMPUTER (IRRITATED)
Okaaayyy. I'll see what I can do.

The words FABRICATING flashes on the main holo-screen. ZIM watches the progress anxiously.

TRACKING THROUGH THE BOWELS OF ZIM'S HOUSE.

...as conduits channel all sorts of energy and matter from the depths of his generators and storage tanks. A massive amount of stuff comes together at a REPLICATOR PAD in front of ZIM. The energy is huge and loud... and produces a MONSTROUS COMPUTER BRAIN hovering in the pad.

ZIM (LIKE DR. FRANKENSTEIN)
NOW! State of the art propulsion system! Advanced arm-thingies! MORE! MORE! This is to be the ultimate in sidekick technology.

He goes mad pressing buttons. 画像 appear on screen.

OUTSIDE THE DOOR ガー sucks on a SUCKMUNKEY, listening.

INSIDE, a massive amount of STUFF has now collected on the REPLICATOR PAD, all hovering-like. ZIM surveys it.

ZIM (CONT'D)
Good... very good. Now just one last thing.

ZIM opens a communications channel to the VORT. A VORTIAN ENGINEER appears on a screen.

VORTIAN ENGINEER (BORED)
こんにちは ZIM. Whatchawantthistime?

ZIM
Well, I'm making a new sidekick, see, and I was hoping to build some really scary, insanely powerful weapons into it.

VORTIAN ENGINEER
あなた mean like a 上, ページのトップへ secret experimental VORTIAN DOOMSDAY device?

ZIM
Yeah, that sounds pretty scary.

VORTIAN ENGINEER
Okeedoke.

Among the collection of stuff appears a MONSTROUS VORTION POD. Lights on it pulsate ominously.

ZIM
It's purple!

VORTIAN ENGINEER
Thought you'd like it. Y'know, I'm still in prison, and I was wondering if-

ZIM cuts the signal.

ZIM
Computer, assemble these elements into the most powerful assistan ever devised!

ZIM watches as the pieces swirl around forming into something. We only see ZIM's amazed face, lit によって the incredible light show. ZIM smiles through it all.

INT. ZIM'S LIVING ROOM

ZIM stands in the キッチン entry before an assembly of his sidekicks (GIR and the Robo-Parents). ZIM looks around, irritated.

ZIM
I 発言しました I wanted ALL my henchmen presant for the unveiling! GIR, 検索 the house for the computer.

The computer voice speaks from the walls.

COMPUTER
But, I AM the house.

ZIM (TO EVERYONE)
Well, okay then. We're all here. Now... cringe in fear at the newest, most amazing addition to ZIM's army of evil, MY INCREDIBLE NEW SIDEKICK! MINIMOOSE!

MINIMOOSE floats in from the kitchen, purple, smaller than GIR, and even less threatening.

GIR
He got nubs! Let's go swimmin', Moose!

ガー grabs the moose and runs towords a small wading pool. ZIM snatches MINIMOOSE from GIR's hands.

ZIM
NO GIR! Those are nubs of DOOM!

GIR
Oh.

MINIMOOSE squeaks happily.

EXT. ZIM'S FRONT YARD - DAY.

ZIM holds a big box in his front yard. ガー is at his side.

ZIM
Your job from now on ガー is to never touch MINIMOOSE. There's experimental DOOMSDAY technology built into it. Very dangerous stuff. Understand?

ガー (MATTER OF FACT)
Nuh uh.

ZIM
Good. Now begin the tests of MINIMOOSE!

ZIM opens the box. MINI-MOOSE just hovers there and squeaks.

ZIM (MAKING TEST UP AS HE GOES) (CONT'D)
MINIMOOSE! Uh...go find some Earth meat.

Mini-Moose PEEPS, then slowly floats off screen. ZIM turns around and looks at a timer.

ZIM (CONT'D)
A little slow, but we'll see how- oh kabloom!

ZIM turns back around and sees a moutain of cows piled on his front lawn. They MOO in confusion. MINIMOOSE floats atop the pile and squeaks adorably. ZIM smiles. ガー licks a cow. ZIM looks down the 通り, ストリート at the sound of an approaching mob of humans. They carry picket signs.

ZIM (CONT'D)
NO! An angry mob from "People Against Piling Cows" is heading this way. MINIMOOSE, protect the base!

MINIMOOSE flies off to the mob, who stop, apparently listening to what the MOOSE is saying. ZIM can't hear the discussion. The people lower their picket signs.

PICKET SIGN HOLDER
Well, the little moose is right everyone. Let's go play tennis.

The mob turns around. MINIMOOSE floats back to ZIM.

ZIM (PLEASED)
Excellent.
(suddenly worried)
Oh no! The fleeing mob has accidentally broken open the reservoir causing a giant tidal wave. MINI-MOOSE!

Mini-Moose floats off. We hear the sound of a TIDAL WAVE. Then nothing. WATER drips onto the ground at ZIM's feet.

ZIM (CONT'D)
Great work, MINIMOOSE!

MINIMOOSE squeaks.

ZIM (CONT'D)
HAH HAH! あなた 発言しました it.

INT. ZIM'S LIVING ROOM - DAY.

The Robo-Parents beat themselves against a wall. ZIM adjusts his wig on his head. MINIMOOSE floats 次 to him.

ZIM
Listen up! MINIMOOSE and I are off on our first mission together! Should we succeed, then I shall truly declare my new sidekick a success.

GIR
Pick me up a SUCKMUNKEY.

ZIM
No GIR. The mission doesn't involve getting あなた snacks. Um... listen, this is sorta my first mission without you...

He looks around. ガー looks at him, wall-eyed.

ZIM (CONT'D)
I know how much it must upset you, but あなた have to understand....you're horrible.

ガー stares at ZIM for a beat. ZIM looks back, expecting ガー to break down crying. It's very emotional.

GIR
あなた get my SUCKMUNKEY yet?

ZIM throws his arms up in disgust and leaves.

EXT. CONVENIENCE STORE PARKING LOT - NIGHT.

ZIM waits out in front of the store with MINIMOOSE disguised as a tiny, chubby airplane.

ZIM
A convenience store, MINIMOOSE. The first part of your final test. Dib'll be along soon enough, so we should hurry. I must make sure あなた have none of GIR's weaknesses.

A man walks out with a SUCKMUNKEY. ZIM SMACKS him. He runs away, leaving his SUCKMUNKEY.

ZIM (CONT'D)
MINIMOOSE, do あなた want a SUCKMUNKEY? Like my OTHER, もっと見る HORRIBLE sidekick? Huh, huh, huh, huh?

ZIM waves the drink temptingly in MINIMOOSE's face, but the moose only squeaks and shows no intrest in the drink.

ZIM (CONT'D)
EXCELLENT, MINNIMOOSE! Truly あなた are the sidekick I always wanted! If I were capable of love, I might accually 愛 you, maybe!

ZIM smiles, until he notices the SUCKMUNKEY in his hands is now huge, and apparently a disguise worn によって Dib.

DIB
HA! I was the SUCKMUNKEY all along, ZIM! I got あなた now!

ZIM
Got me how?

DIB
あなた know. Got you.

ZIM
Yes. Er. But it is I who have got YOU! I knew you'd follow me! And now あなた get the honor of being the first victim of my flawless new superhenchman, MINIMOOSE! No longer will your laughs taunt me! MINIMOOSE! Activate your Doomsday Device and destroy the Dib!!

With a huge flourish, ZIM flips back and covers his ears, wincing in expectation of something huge and amazing. A dull wind blows MINIMOOSE's costume off, but that's it. The moose simply floats and gently bumps into Dib's face. It's cute. ZIM runs up and snatches the moose away.

ZIM (CONT'D)
MINIMOOSE! Unleash the... uh... Where's the trigger for the... uh... It's somewhere in here. How do you... AGH!!

ZIM turns Mini-Moose over in his hands, trying to find a switch for the doomsday device.

DIB (UNIMPRESSED)
This is sad. I'd send pictures of this to Mysterious Mysteries, but あなた trying to open a moose would get me laughed at.

Dib walks off.

ZIM
NOOOO! MINIMOOSE! NOOOOO! WHY HAST THOU FAILED MEEEE!? NOOOOOOO!!!!

ZIM collapses to the ground, a misrible mess while dramatic 音楽 swells. MINIMOOSE squeaks, and bobbles.

INT. ZIM'S LIVING ROOM.

ZIM opens the door, dejected. The RoboParents rush out.

ROBO-MOM & ROBO-DAD
Welcome home, son!

They 移動する so fast to the door that they fly out into the 通り, ストリート and slide on their faces to a sick stop. ZIM throws the still smiling MINIMOOSE on the floor.

ZIM
He's yours, GIR. His Doomsday device doesn't work. MINIMOOSE is a failure.

GIR
YAY! I get to play with the moose!
(singing)
Playin' with the moose!

ガー starts to roll aroung on the Moose. There is a beep. Suddenly a BIG THUNDEROUS VOICE comes from the Moose.

MOOSE VOICE
DOOMSDAY DEVICE ACTIVATED!

ZIM
EH!?

Mini-Moose unfolds into a horrifying array of weaponry. ZIM and ガー stare at it, frozen. The MOOSE-THING glows bright.

ZIM (CONT'D)
Um.

EXT. ZIM'S HOUSE - CONTINUOUS

The windows flash from within. There is a terrible rumbling. The house almost lifts off the ground with the force of the horrible release of power. The house settles, damaged.

INT. ZIM'S LIVING ROOM

The house is a charcoal ruin. The MOOSE returns to its normal, tiny shape. ZIM and ガー still stand, barely. ZIM suddenly raises his arms.

ZIM
Success!

ZIM and ガー collapse into the rubble.

INT. ZIM'S LIVING ROOM - LATER

ZIM sits on the ソファー, ソファ with a strange sense of contentment. He likes on an IRKEN licking stick. The RoboParents SLAM around the room, destroying things. MINIMOOSE floats into the room with a screaming ガー riding his back.

ZIM
Ah well. Computer, bring me some ear plugs.

COMPUTER
I don't want to.

ZIM shows no sign of anger. He just sighs.

ZIM (CONTENTED)
Mmmyep.

END.
The End
I've been planning to do this for a long time and now I'm finally doing it. I have voices of different variety and though some get a lot of criticism but I don't care. To me these women have such jaw dropping voices that never sises to amazing me. I'm going to name the singer, describe why I 愛 her voice so much, and leave a link of where I think their voice sounds the best, whether if it's live, studio, または movie. Please コメント and please keep in mind this is just my opinion.

10.Liz Callaway
I've loved her voice ever since I was little and watched her in The 白鳥, スワン Princess, Anastasia,...
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OK here's part 3 - remember these aren't in any particular order

41.
Name: Tom Ward (Actor)
From: Silent Witness
Character: Dr Harry Cunningham
Attraction: He's just so gorgeous - very manly



42.
Name: Andrew Gower (Actor)
From: Being Human
Character: Nick Cutler
Attraction: His mouth and the way he talks (if you've not seen Being Human - あなた should watch it just for him lol) - and he looks a little like David Thewlis (although maybe not so much in this picture)



43.
Name: Alex Pettyfer (Actor)
From: Beastly
Character: Kyle
Attraction: Think it's actually the hair for me



44.
Name: James Buckley...
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posted by iLuvLouisCarrot
“So, Louis, the rumor’s true? Are あなた really secretly dating someone?”
Diana asked,
I shuffled uncomfortably in my seat. It was all Harry’s fault. Everyone thought I was dating someone because he 発言しました that in the last interview we had.
For fucks sake, I didn’t know what the giddy aunt to say. I looked over at Harry, who was trying not to laugh.
“Yeah. Actually I am.”
It was a spur of the moment thing. I was just… errrggghhhhh.
The crowd gasped. Diana looked shocked. .
“Can あなた tell us who it is?”
She asked. She literally shoved the microphone in my face.
“I would tell you,...
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posted by Hinata-Snow
I got this from the joke app I have. Well, enjoy!

25 facts of life
1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
2. あなた will never find anybody who can give あなた a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.
3. People who feel the need to tell あなた that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling あなた that they have no sense of humor.
4. The most valuable function performed によって the federal government is entertainment.
5. あなた should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests あなた think she's pregnant unless あなた can see an...
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Man: Where have あなた been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen あなた someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this シート, 座席 empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if あなた sit down.

Man: Your place または mine?
Woman: Both. あなた go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do あなた do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: こんにちは baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do あなた like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world...
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posted by vlad_todd_fan
This is A TRUE STORY AND IF あなた DON'T PASS THIS ON あなた DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All 日 long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...
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posted by rAsberrStrarS
キッス On The Lips-I 愛 You
キッス On The Ear-You Are Special
キッス On The Nose-Laughter
キッス On The Cheek-Friendship
キッス On The Forehead-I Comfort You
キッス On The Neck-I Want You
キッス On The Shoulder-You Are Wonderful
キッス Anywhere Else-Be Careful
Play Around With Hair-Can't Live Without You
Holding Hands-Happiness
Arms Around Waist-You Are Mine,I Need You
A Hug-I Care
Nibble On Ear-Start Warming
Smiling At Each Other-I Like You
Lifting Eyebrows/Wink-Flirtation
Looking Around-Hiding True Feelings
Tender キッス On The Side Of Your Lips-You're Mine
Wetting Your Lips-Waiting For A Kiss
Tear Drop-I'm Losing You
Crying-I ロスト あなた
 Miku and Kaito
Miku and Kaito
20. Miku Hatsune and Kaito from "VOCALOID" I know it's kinda cheating because there voice synthesizers but there still animated in some of there 音楽 videos! There so cute together I had to put them on here.

19. Gakupo and Rin from "VOCALOID" I know I just did it again. But I 愛 them もっと見る then Kaito and Miku so they have to be on this too and besides the only other guy is her twin brother and I don't like incest.
 Gakupo and Rin
Gakupo and Rin

18. Ion and Esther from "Trinity Blood" Oh god I 愛 these two they start out hating each other then become close フレンズ または maybe more...I'd like to think so....
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1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would あなた mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs あなた and takes a little something off あなた would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are あなた sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If あなた say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all あなた want, not like I care if あなた are または aren't...As long as あなた don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say:...
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posted by Mallory101
Just some of my favorite quotes.
------------------------------------------------


•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him または erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If あなた want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...
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added by edwardcarlisle
Source: didyoukno
posted by NatalieSunshine
1.Run with her on the beach.
2.Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
3.Never talk about other girls infront of her.
4.Learn to play the ギター for her.
5.Comfort her when she’s scared.
6.Watch the sunset with her.
7.If she can’t sleep read her a bedtime story.
8.If あなた get in a fight with her and she starts crying,just stop and hold her.
9.Never force her to do anything.
10.Call her beautifull,especially when she least expects it.
11.Never let her walk alone.
12.Play with her hair when she’s laying on your chest.
13.Always make the first move.
14.Never lie to her she’ll find out.
15.Kiss her when...
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added by Rainbow_Veins
Okay, she's kinda getting もっと見る famous によって the minute. She has her own show, her own song, and she even performed at the Disneyland クリスマス 日 Parade. But honestly, in MY opinion, I don't like her one bit.

I'm sorry if あなた like her cuz I kinda don't. Just now I expressed my opinon about her on Tumblr and some 12-year-old went apesh*t on me. So don't hate me guys, but I REALLY don't like her. If あなた ask me, behind her fame is a lot of money. Think about it. Auditions, professional photos, 歌う lessons, etc... hundreds of dollars. And who paid for it? Certainly not her. Her parents. Tens of...
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posted by KataraLover
As many of あなた are aware, I absolutely ADORE Wicked and I'm so excited about the movie adaptation that is just taking FOREVER to be made, even before the pandemic came along. So, like many people, I just keep wanting them to make some casting announcements for the movie already and have been making my own fan-cast for the movie, even making a video of my fan-cast. However, I felt like taking the time to explain my casting choices so everyone knows why I made my choices. I will provide my fan-cast video at the end, so あなた can hear the vocal capabilities. Please keep in mind that this is just...
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So about a 年 ago, I was chilling out back, relaxin’ all cool, watching a video によって Matt McMuscles on YouTube about a little Squaresoft game called The Bouncer. I remember watching it but the only thing I came away with was, “Wait a second.... Dog 通り, ストリート is the name of the clothes on that one kid in Kingdom Hearts!”. About a 年 later, I heard of the game again and thought, “Well, I’m into weird PS2 games. May as well give it a try.” Thankfully, despite being a hard to find game, it was pretty cheap to get. It was a game released around the start of the PS2 and was going to be...
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added by Seanthehedgehog
Source: Blizzard
Famous Newgrounds content creator, also known as Arin Hanson from the let’s play channel Game Grumps, was once a prolific animator and considered one of the biggest. If あなた don’t know Arin as an animator, you’d be forgiven for that. Arin Hanson’s old career has been buried and forgotten, but hey, times change right…. Right…. Right?! Hello, boys and girls. Welcome to another episode of Content Cop. Idubbbz here with the new rant article. I ranted before about David Cage and his creeping abilities, but now it’s time to talk about something else. It’s time to hit closer to home....
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added by 8theGreat