I found this on the internet :P
part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" または "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He 発言しました "I'd like to have one too." Then I 発言しました "But this is a dog". He 発言しました he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He 発言しました I must have been quite a kid.
Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He 発言しました every room in the hotel was for sex. I 発言しました "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He 発言しました "Me too."
Part II
One 日 I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But あなた don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I 発言しました "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge 発言しました "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge 発言しました "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are あなた doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I 発言しました "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.
part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" または "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He 発言しました "I'd like to have one too." Then I 発言しました "But this is a dog". He 発言しました he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He 発言しました I must have been quite a kid.
Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He 発言しました every room in the hotel was for sex. I 発言しました "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He 発言しました "Me too."
Part II
One 日 I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But あなた don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I 発言しました "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge 発言しました "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge 発言しました "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are あなた doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I 発言しました "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.
-Some people wear スーパーマン pajamas. スーパーマン wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception
-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back
-Do あなた know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them
-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris
-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z
-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid
-What's Chuck Norris' お気に入り Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS
-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.
-When Chuck Norris falls out of a ボート he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised
-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.
-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
I got really bored last night and decided to look these up. So...yeah. Some small roles are included.
Italy and Kid
Narrator and Liz
Greece and Spirit
Chibitalia and Yumi
America and Justin
England and Harvar
France and Giriko
Russia and the clowns
HRE and Jack the Ripper
Austria and Dr.Stein
Hungary and Medusa
Liechtenstein and Patty
Belarus and Tsubaki
Lithuania and Ox
Sweden and Mifune
Sealand and Crona
Rome and Eibon
......Yep. I'm most likely missing some, though.
Italy and Kid
Narrator and Liz
Greece and Spirit
Chibitalia and Yumi
America and Justin
England and Harvar
France and Giriko
Russia and the clowns
HRE and Jack the Ripper
Austria and Dr.Stein
Hungary and Medusa
Liechtenstein and Patty
Belarus and Tsubaki
Lithuania and Ox
Sweden and Mifune
Sealand and Crona
Rome and Eibon
......Yep. I'm most likely missing some, though.
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in 検索 of you
Looking for the ハート, 心 now
Have あなた heard the news
maybe あなた ストール, 盗んだ it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in 検索 of you
Looking for he ハート, 心 now
Have あなた heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find あなた soon
*hums*
link
The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of あなた know it as the only song i know によって ハート, 心 from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge クモ, スパイダー i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!
so this'll just be a simple article. i'mma be ranking my 上, ページのトップへ 5 songs from The Weeknd's latest album, "After Hours". oh, and before i start this article, i just wanna let y'all know: this is just my personal opinion. these are the 5 songs from the album that i remember and enjoy the most. i 愛 all the songs, don't get me wrong, but i guess these are the 5 that really stayed with me the longest.
1) Faith
2) Scared to Live
3) In Your Eyes
4) Repeat After Me
5) Blinding Lights
oooof! this was a tough one, especially since i personally think "After Hours" is The Weeknd's best album so far, but this is something i just wanted to share. and keep in mind, my opinion might change with time the もっと見る i listen to the album.
1) Faith
2) Scared to Live
3) In Your Eyes
4) Repeat After Me
5) Blinding Lights
oooof! this was a tough one, especially since i personally think "After Hours" is The Weeknd's best album so far, but this is something i just wanted to share. and keep in mind, my opinion might change with time the もっと見る i listen to the album.