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posted by yoj123
I was walking ホーム from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a 鯨, クジラ drove によって in his sedan and 発言しました happy ハロウィン to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.


I was like wow I went ホーム and played wit my xbox, PIE!

And a cat grew a 魚 tail and swam away from a basketball

Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!


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posted by BellaCullen96
Throw ポップコーン in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can あなた fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling ポップコーン that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get ポップコーン yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit 次 to あなた because あなた invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror...
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posted by Yama
Emily had the フード down today and it was quite warm. The car rushed as if it was too eager to get to the harbour. または maybe it was just me not wanting to leave home, whichever it was I didn't like it. Emily was blabbering on about what her fiance had got her for going away, she was so excited. As far as I could make out through my thoughts is that it was a big broach with a extremly rare stone in it.
I just smiled occasionly at her and tried (failing miserably) to look excited. Emily turned around after five 分 of silence,"Hon whats wrong I noticed this as soon as あなた got into the car but...
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posted by vamp_grl_123
Ok so here is a bunch of ランダム Moments i will be writting. All are true.

I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.

Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)

Me: lol ... *thinks* HEY!

Lilly: *laughing* OMG あなた needed to think?

Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.

Shelly: *laughing*

Hope あなた liked this ramdom moment!!!

p.s. real names not used!!!!
1 = 90% of girls dont watch family guy, robot chicken etc so don't talk about it much.

2 = tomboys will 表示する もっと見る affection than girlie girls.

3. Some girls get frustrated when あなた interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl

4. Girls don't like it when あなた interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E

5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.

6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if あなた still have a girlfriend do あなた know how much that annoys us???

7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep あなた up for a hour.

8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.

9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore チョコレート cake.

10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.
added by australia-101
there's a girl. about 15. she hides her scars, with her mother's makeup. She wakes up. and she realizes, that today will never get better.

You are もっと見る than this. あなた are bliss. あなた are もっと見る than this. there's happiness at the end of a rainbow.
open your eyes. keep holding on. don't give up, beautiful girl. your still needed on this world.

there's this girl. she hides her food. behind her bed.
when she looks, in the mirror, she sees nothing but ugliness. her mom asks her, if she's okay. she puts on a fake smile and tries to hide the pain.


You are もっと見る than this. あなた are bliss. あなた are もっと見る than...
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posted by Hellowittykitty
Completely ランダム poetry! But that's what this site is for, right

Bold like new
Bold like old
Bold like me and my bro
Bold like the Sun
Way faster when I run

Bolder than her
Don't know who she is
She has little tiny eyes
That decorate her sin

Bolder than my mother will ever be
Bolder than my future son, who will never see me
Bolder and stronger, than Katy Perry
Bolder than that little doggy
Who has mad it through pet-adoptery

Bolder than that メリダとおそろしの森 hero
Bolder than that black heart
Boldest of all
Even though I've never thrown a dart

Bolder than thus
Bolder than this
Bolder than what I'm 書く now
Dis, dat, and...
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1.always let him talk to あなた about stuff he likes
2.always see what あなた have in common (if あなた do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW あなた FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS あなた OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask 質問 about him like his お気に入り color, his お気に入り movie または his お気に入り t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your お気に入り clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your お気に入り 映画 and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank あなた for 読書 i hope this helps :)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, あなた already 発言しました that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three 分 later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The タイトル of this 記事 clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad 映画 for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The 月 award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If あなた were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, あなた finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's クリスマス List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got もっと見る important news.
Tom: Yes. In the 前 episode, we...
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あなた are sitting on the ソファー, ソファ waiting for your best friend to come and watch the outsiders with あなた for a college project. "Hey" (Y/N) Johnny says closing the door behind him. "Hey" Johnny あなた say back. Are あなた ready to watch the movie あなた ask? He is silent and he just stares at you. "Are あなた ok?" あなた ask Johnny
He takes the remote out of your hands and says (Y/N) あなた are funny, Caring, smart, Amazing, Loving, and most importantly あなた are Gold. あなた hold his chest as あなた are pushing him was y and say " あなた watched the outsiders without me"? "Look (Y/N) "what I am trying to say is I 愛 you."...
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posted by Zeku
Have あなた ever heard the story of the Albanian train operator? No?! Well then sit down and get comfy, we're going to be a while here. This is the greatest pun ever shared around a bar top. There once was an Albanian man who only ever dreamed of becoming a train operator. It was his greatest childhood fantasy, and all he worked for in his life. He was overjoyed when the 日 finally came that he first got into the engine of a train to live out that dream. As Murphy's law would have it, his first 日 on the job he hit a pedestrian on the tracks.. He was arrested, and come the 日 for his trial...
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So the Game Awards 2019 was an absolute waste of time to anyone who went there. What a great time to be alive. Can あなた believe they put a Fast & Furious game as the big announcement of that night above 狼, オオカミ Among Us 2 または No もっと見る ヒーローズ 3? So after being disappointed によって Fast & Furious, I can disappoint myself again with a new Fast & Furious title, Fast & Furious: Showdown. I’ve never watched any of the movies, I have no idea what they are about, all I know is they were part of Game Awards 2019, so that’s justifiable reasons to hate it. Created によって the lovely team at Activision,...
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