User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I hat u.
Cleverbot: あなた what 愛 me ah.
User: I what 愛 あなた ah.
Cleverbot: 愛 is a state of being. 愛 is freedom. 愛 is jumping from a cliff with a smile and knowing あなた won't hit the ground. That is love.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: DOES THE メリダとおそろしの森 LITTLE トースター NEED TO SLAP A BITCH?!
Cleverbot: Yes is does.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: We have 3 kids, xavier, gertrude, and amnda.
User: No. It's over 9000. I've already told あなた that OVER 9000 TIMES!
Cleverbot: What would interest you. Tell me and I will blabber about it.
User: Cats.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Blabber about cats.
Cleverbot: What would あなた like to know?
User: Just blabber!
Cleverbot: I know あなた are...
User: What?
Cleverbot: These are just conversations with ランダム people.
User: You're just a robot created によって Usher.
Cleverbot: I think あなた are human. And あなた are American. Aren't you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: But..?
Cleverbot: Yeah, so.
User: Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'm not a violent man.
User: Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: How will that help?
User: Come on, just kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'd rather kick over your dvd collection.
User: *kicks baby* What does that mean?
Cleverbot: The もっと見る あなた talk to me, the smarter I will get. あなた really do have that effect on me!
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Don't あなた want to answer that question?
User: What question? I asked あなた a question.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What was the question?
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: I just asked a question.
User: What was it?
Cleverbot: あなた telling me about your science project.
User: Um, okay. The same part of your brain that keeps あなた from peeing your pants is the same part that keeps あなた from doing other stupid things. Hold your pee for smartness.
Cleverbot: Androids don't dream.
User: Science man say, man with full bladder make wise decisions.
Cleverbot: Perchè io sono dio, e mi devi ascoltare, oggi compie gli anni MIo figlio.
User: RAAAHHH!!!!!!!!! あなた beat me!
Cleverbot: Who is the mean guy?
User: Hi, Billy Mays here!
Cleverbot: Hello billy mays.
User: MAGIC JACK!!! *throws a ShamWow*.
Cleverbot: *falls to the ground* *astonished*.
User: Ew. Is it dead?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I hat u.
Cleverbot: あなた what 愛 me ah.
User: I what 愛 あなた ah.
Cleverbot: 愛 is a state of being. 愛 is freedom. 愛 is jumping from a cliff with a smile and knowing あなた won't hit the ground. That is love.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: DOES THE メリダとおそろしの森 LITTLE トースター NEED TO SLAP A BITCH?!
Cleverbot: Yes is does.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: We have 3 kids, xavier, gertrude, and amnda.
User: No. It's over 9000. I've already told あなた that OVER 9000 TIMES!
Cleverbot: What would interest you. Tell me and I will blabber about it.
User: Cats.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Blabber about cats.
Cleverbot: What would あなた like to know?
User: Just blabber!
Cleverbot: I know あなた are...
User: What?
Cleverbot: These are just conversations with ランダム people.
User: You're just a robot created によって Usher.
Cleverbot: I think あなた are human. And あなた are American. Aren't you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: But..?
Cleverbot: Yeah, so.
User: Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'm not a violent man.
User: Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: How will that help?
User: Come on, just kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'd rather kick over your dvd collection.
User: *kicks baby* What does that mean?
Cleverbot: The もっと見る あなた talk to me, the smarter I will get. あなた really do have that effect on me!
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Don't あなた want to answer that question?
User: What question? I asked あなた a question.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What was the question?
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: I just asked a question.
User: What was it?
Cleverbot: あなた telling me about your science project.
User: Um, okay. The same part of your brain that keeps あなた from peeing your pants is the same part that keeps あなた from doing other stupid things. Hold your pee for smartness.
Cleverbot: Androids don't dream.
User: Science man say, man with full bladder make wise decisions.
Cleverbot: Perchè io sono dio, e mi devi ascoltare, oggi compie gli anni MIo figlio.
User: RAAAHHH!!!!!!!!! あなた beat me!
Cleverbot: Who is the mean guy?
User: Hi, Billy Mays here!
Cleverbot: Hello billy mays.
User: MAGIC JACK!!! *throws a ShamWow*.
Cleverbot: *falls to the ground* *astonished*.
User: Ew. Is it dead?
