Jigg-stinct

Author's note: yeah. My OC Ruthless has an iPhone. Anyway, no stealz, no sue, and ENJOYZ!!!

Ringtone short #1: Skipper
Ruthless: こんにちは guys, have あなた seen my iPhone?
Private: not that I know of Ruthless.
Ruthless: ok. I got it! Skipper call me.
Skipper: sure. (calls Ruthless's phone)
iPhone: (says Skipper on it and plays "Jaws" theme)
K/R/P/S: (stares at Ruthless)
Ruthless: what?
*CUT*

Ringtone short #2: Kowalski
Skipper: commence operation: Call Me! Kowalski your first!
Kowalski: alright skipper, calling Ruthless.
Ruthless's iPhone: (says Kowalski on it and plays "Get Smart" theme)
Ruthless: do I even have...

(Taking place after the episode: 'Little Zoo Coupe.’ Definition of 'Cloaca': A common chamber and outlet into which the intestinal, urinary, and genital tracts open.)

It had been a long 日 after the loss of a race to the lemurs yesterday evening. Now freshening up their new tricked out car Rico sat at the wheel, a yellow dirtied rag gripped in his flipper to the dash board. He grumbled briefly out of regretful spite, pondering how he could have done better the other night.

The ガレージ was poorly lit, scratched up grey concrete walls and what seemed to be starlight beaming ever so lightly down...

Private opened his eyes, everything was red around him. He gulped but slid forward. Ami was lying on the sidelines while Blue was passed out near Kiki.

"Kiki.."

The green eyed ペンギン was staring down at Blue. "So あなた came Private."

"So it is あなた Kiki.." He raced フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして only to get smacked backwards. Private yelped at the action and staggered back. " .."

"You should have stayed back."

"Wh...Why are あなた doing this?"

"You've seen the bodies haven't あなた Private? What your 'brother' continues to do? I don't want anymore victims of his!"

Private glared, "You liar!" Kiki looked at him in surprise. "We...

Cowtails was in the back of the man's car, curled into a ball. She kept crying and telling Kowalski,”I told you...I told you...I told you...”

Kowalski looked confused,”That guy...is your dad? But, like I said, he will have to kill me to hurt you.”

~~~Private was shaking really bad, still in the basement with Sweet Pripper. “It's not your fault,”he said, hugging SP. “It's that man...”

Sweet Pripper said,”No it is my fault! He took あなた when I should've noticed and now that guy is gonna come and we're gonna die!”

~~~Cowtails sobbed,”You don't understand how awful he is! He...

My first fanfic :D

When Kowalski got back to HQ he saw Private and Rico were already sleeping,but when he looked at the 上, ページのトップへ bunk Skipper wasn't there. "I wonder where he could be." Just as Kowalski was about to go out to look for him Skipper opened the hatch with something in his flippers "Kowalski why didn't あなた tell me?" Kowalski was stunned and almost fell off the ladder. "Why didn't i tell あなた what?" Skipper sees that Private and Rico are sleeping and pulls Kowalski out of HQ.Once on 上, ページのトップへ Skipper hands him the papers.
To: Central Park Zoo
We would like to thank あなた for participating
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This Fanfiction contains a mild violence and gore. Require additional guard from older person....

*The weak and spoiled child called Skipper Joseph Fidelis II now become one of the most feared soldier in the world that serve for the most feared organization in all world history... called the Fidelis's order... that formed to make all mammals and human being extinct through the bullets. Skipper would take a revenge for his father, mother, brother and people of Antarctica that killed によって fishermen. With the conquest and genocide, Skipper and his army will took control of American's west flank with...

My first fanfic, don't hate!
It was late, and the penguins were on their way ホーム from getting snow-cones. " I do 愛 myself some snow-cones." Skipper says while he eats his 虹 one. Kowalski stares at his " Yeah,I guess" Skipper looks over at Kowalski who is lagging behind. "Why are あなた so blue? あなた 愛 snow-cones Kowalski." Skipper asks. "Yeah I 愛 them, but it's not the snow-cones that's bothering me." Kowalski adds. Skipper looks at the ground "Then what is?" Kowalski stops walking and sighs " Why would あなた care anyway?" Skipper looks at him surprised at what he just said. Kowalski...

Some people think the penguins are brothers while others think the all met and aren't related. This story is a mix of both sides.
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Deep in Antartica, there was a mother ペンギン and a father ペンギン with four eggs. They seemed like the happiest ペンギン couple in Antartica.

Once all the eggs hatched, they were even もっと見る happy to see four healthy boys.

Once they were a little older, the mother and father trusted them to play on their own without them watching. So they went to a party one night, and left their eldest chick in charge. His name is Skipper, he was...

こんにちは this is my first fanfic so plz no hate! :)

So this morning I did my daily staring at Skipper while he sleeps, then watched him drink his 魚 coffee, then watched him preform for the humans. Happy morning!

Kowalski's POV:
Why is Kat always 芝居 like that around Skipper? Hmm, によって my calculations...that means...woah!...how is Skipper going to react to that?
End of Kowalski's POV

The lemurs came over to our habitat once the humans left.
I knew this wouldn't end well

"I caught あなた girly penguin!" the tallest キツネザル 発言しました to me

"Caught me doing what?" I shot back

"You like the stupidy bossy ペンギン for...

Note: PB gets all the credit for the awesome title! :P
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Kowalski hurried over to the window and peered out.
"What do あなた see?" I asked.
"Mostly people running. There's Marlene. She's down there."
I helped Private to his feet. "Maybe we should go down and--"
That's when the explosion struck. Sure, there had been those other two, but this one was big. または it seemed big, seeing as the bomb had dropped straight through the open window.
The wall--the one with the window--exploded out into the street, along with the part...

I still miss them. All of them. I miss how Kowalski always thought of some long, winded explanation to things, Private's giggle and girly obsessions, Rico's 愛 of dynamite. I miss how close I felt to them, how sometimes I could almost read their minds. I miss joking around with them, watching 映画 together, and Shirtless Ninjas.
Isn't it unfair how we never realize how much these things mean to us until they're gone?
I wish I had thought about it before--before what happened. I suppose now your saying: "what did happen? C'mon, Skipper, あなた can trust us. Tell the story!"
I will, if あなた really...