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Mr. Mission Impossible

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Maurice At Peace

Starring: Tom Kowalski Cruise XD

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Bitt3rman, levitha and 5 others like this

Bluepenguin Starring: Tom Kowalski Cruise XD

Colonelpenguin dun dun dun yea I'm not going there that song gets fast I'm gonna play it in 10 grade

Bluepenguin ^I'm going to play the theme song in band soon, after we finish Eagle Mountain Overture, March Slav, and Sea King. (I just love the clarinet/flute/alto sax part in March Slav! :3)

eugb LOL!

Colonelpenguin ^ i PLAY Calrinet and we are playing westwind overture

Bluepenguin ^Clarinet is fun, isn't it? :D I just hate going over "the bridge", basically when you have to switch from B♭ to like B in a half-second, and then go back to a middle note. :/

Kowalski1321 Has anyone watched "Maurice at Peace" or "King Julien for a Day"? (IN ENGLISH)

Bluepenguin ^Yup! I saw it on TV and I've downloaded "Maurice At Peace" online. XD

Colonelpenguin yea it's pretty easy if you practice a don't have a mean teacher

iLikeKowalski I can play the alto sax... well, you know... only 3 notes.... But I've got the Mission Impossible song on my ipod! It rocks!

Penguinangel Duuuude, I've played Mission Impossible Theme for band in 8th grade! Except on flute, not clarinet.

Bluepenguin ^Awesome! I think we'll be performing it in the summer concert, but at least we're doing that instead of "El Lobo". XD

skipperfan5431 I played trombone for the past two years! Now im singing again! I give you people credit though. Woodwind was SOOOO hard for me to play. I can't even play a single note on a clarinet! XD

Bluepenguin ^You should've seen me on the first day! XD Me: Which way does the reed go in...? Mr. Nielsen (teacher): *Facepalm* XD

skipperfan5431 XD! Here's how it happened to me. Mr. Weaver (JERK teacher): Okay, play. Me: O.O....uh. Ok. Pfffffttttt!!!!! Mr. Weaver: That was terrible. Try the brass. *walks away* Me: O-e.....jerk...... XD I was a VERY happy sixth grader that year....lol!

Penguinangel Geez, I started crying the first time I picked up my flute. I just could NOT get a sound out! It took me almost an hour to get the faintest, airiest little note possible. XD Ah, memories... I've gotta give you credit, though, skipperfan. I can't see the trombone as being very easy to play. I just have to put down the right fingers, but you have to memorize slide positions. How do you even know how far to slide your arm out for different notes?

VampirezLuvluv is tht Kowalski in tht pic???? I cannot really tell.......

Kowalski355 ^ no. Thats Mr. Hot!! ( That means yes)

VampirezLuvluv OMIGOSH!!!! Excuse me a sec. *turns around and squeals* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Camp fever:chapter 1

posted by spmana123

It was a typical Friday afternoon, field trip day. We were all exhausted from today, and were finally happy to have a break from the visitors. After everybody had left and the zoo was closed, I decided to throw a party in celebration for what a great job we did today, I told Kowalski to get Marlene, private to grab julien and his crew, and Rico to help me set up for the party. Everybody was stoked to see how nice of it was to celebrate, even though we do this every Friday, I felt like today was the hardest.

"Wow! Thanks a bunch skipper!" 発言しました Marlene with a happy expression on her face.

There...

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愛 hurts:chapter 2, the plan begins......

posted by spmana123

Marlene had ran ホーム to tell Leslie about how it had worked and how the plan actually was working so far. "See, I told あなた he would say yes, was skipper jealous?" Asked Leslie with a smile on her face. "I don't know I didn't ask in front of him, but in sure Rico has told them about it, can あなた help me get ready for the 日付 tonight?" 発言しました Marlene. Leslie agreed and the two began to set the 表, テーブル for Marlene and Rico(oysters and fish), grabbed some お花 and candles, and cleaned the place up. Meanwhile, at the penguins place, Rico wa getting ready for his 日付 with Marlene, while the boys...

tortured....chapter 3

posted by spmana123

i was standing there, 次 to ricos corpse, tears coming down my cheeks, knowing that ill never see him again, never see hm smile, または do anything with me anymore, and i couldnt get here in time to save him, kowalksi and private were sitting 次 to his body, crying out loud. i snapped, and started running towards blowhole.

skipper:ILL KILL YOU!!!!

he dodged my attack and ran straight to the door, along with his minion, and locked us in so we couldnt get out.

skipper:OPEN THE DAMN DOOR あなた COWARD!! WHEN I GET OUT IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!

i was banging on that door as hard as i could, hoping to get...

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Skipper's Family - Chpt.2 Flirting, secrets & skilene.

posted by Random-Partier

Once they got inside, Sky dropped Skipper on to the stone floor somewhat carelessly. "Ah-Ug!" screamed Skipper as his body made contact with the floor.
"Hahahahahaha! Sucker! Hahahaha-WAH!" shrieked Emily as she too got dropped to the floor. Skippers team and family were about to help them up when Voilet, Skippers other sister, used her 'black magic' to lavetate them back on to there feet. Everyone (A/N: Exept for Skipper and his family,) looked at her in astonishment.

Voilet was a beautiful ペンギン (A/N: Especially to Rico! XD) but no one really knew what she looked like because of a black...

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Caught ~4~ ~Sophia meets the team~

posted by winkies77

Enjoy Chapter 4!
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Location: Penguin's Island
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I awoke in a large クレート, 木枠 with dim lighting through a little hole for air. I was to tired to get back on my webbed feet and knock open this door myself.

Finally I stood up in my クレート, 木枠 and looked through the small hole. I gasp. Their was another eye!

"Hello?" I heard someone say. "Is anyone in there?"

I almost leaped out of my feathers. Wow did the cops find me that easily?, I thought. Things were going through my brain like going fishing with 魚 streaming
through a river.

"Hello?" I asked. "Can...

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Avian Malaria Chapter 2: ディナー For One

posted by legendary7

Private rushed to the HQ, and straight into his bunk. There he laid wailing into his pillow. Unfortunately, with all his stress, he didn't notice the burning smell または smoke. His 枕 grew damp underneath his face. Both of his failures played through his mind like a degrading movie. The もっと見る he thought, the worse he felt. Skipper's so mad at me! I'm such a failure! How could I mess up twice?! Private screamed in his mind.
We headed into the habitat in disbelief. I rushed into through the hole first. Smoke filtered the room, and it was coming from the oven. As always, we all-well except for...

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Celeste Chapter 9

posted by legendary7

Private didn't even have to lift his head to tell it wasn't Skipper. Skipper's feathers were softer, and he felt like a much もっと見る comfortable pillow. He was so deep in thought that, when the ペンギン moved; he jumped up.
Private breathed out a sigh of relief.
"No need to be alarmed, Private. It's just me." Kowalski consoled.
"Where's Skipper? Wait! Where's Celeste?!" Private cried.
"He went fishing, but he didn't want to wake you. So he told me to let あなた sleep." Kowalski explained. Private nodded. "By the way, Celeste is over there sleeping. Why does it matter?"
Private flinched. "It doesn't. I...

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Vampire Epidemic Chapter 3

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 3
It was finally morning! Skipper had returned from roaming the streets of New York, looking for Blowhole. “Rico, where is Private, Kowalski, and Pat?” Skipper asked. “They are vampires!” Rico grunted. “What?!” Skipper asked. “So is my father!” a little voice yelled from behind the stuffed prize fish. Gloria, who had woken up after Mumble became a vampire, jumped down into the HQ. “Erik! Honey, are あなた in here?” Gloria spouted, with tears streaming from her eyes. “I’m behind the stuffed fish!” Skipper opened the 魚 and Erik zipped to his crying mother. “Mama,...

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Brothers and Sisters (Part 2): (4) Father and Son

posted by peacebaby7

Day 5

“How we lookin’ Private?” Eve asked approaching him. They were in a small hut not too far from the prison.

“Everything’s running smoothly. Did あなた talk to Skipper?”

“Yeah. He’s proud of you.” Private smiled.

“Really?” Eve patted his shoulder.

“You bet. He thinks of あなた as a son あなた know.”

“Wow…he has been like a father to me.” Eve smiled. “Eve…can I ask あなた something?”

“Sure. Anything.”

“Do あなた like Skipper?”

Eve opened her beak to speak, but ended up saying: “Uh…I…well…”

Private giggled. “It’s okay. Your secret is 安全, 安全です with me.”

Eve...

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The Black Death Chapter 11: Emotions Sparking

posted by legendary7

Note: Heyo, peeps! After this chapter, the following ones are going to be shorter.

Private's body fell rapidly into the electric powered machine. Finally he hit the bottom blades with a PLOP. In that moment he prepped himself for being ground up. The 秒 past-nothing happened. Still, the razors dug into his back. The ペンギン laid there-stuck-shaken.
What had just happened? Was this real? Would he open his eyes-still in bed? It was worth a shot. His eyes slowly opened. Nope, still in the funnel. All over his body, he was covered in guts and blood. He was startled at first, but soon was certain...

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Stupid Crazy Love: (8) Life または Death

posted by peacebaby7

March 21, 2012
1628 hours

    Marlene invited Elizabeth for a walk through Central Park. Not wanting to be rude, Elizabeth accepted.

    “So what was it like? Being a nurse for all those people must’ve been hard work.”

    “Yeah, it got difficult sometimes. Especially when we had to break the news to the family when a loved one passed on.”

    “I can imagine. So you’ve never been married then?” Elizabeth looked sideways at her for a moment, knowing she had to lie.

    “Nope. Always...

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Finding the Light: (4) Kowalski's Back

posted by peacebaby7

The four of them went deep in thought, wondering how they were going to get out of this. After several minutes, Skipper heard something…it was Rico’s stomach growling. That gave him an idea. He whispered to Rico. “Hey Rico…”

“Hm?”

“Are あなた hungry?” Rico nodded, confused. “You know Rico…those 魚 look very tasty…” Rico looked over to the bucket of 魚 that a ロブスター left 次 to the door, causing his stomach to growl even more. “You want those 魚 Rico?”

“Uh-huh…” Rico 発言しました sadly. “Then what are あなた waiting for? All あなた gotta do is break out of those restraints…”...

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Kowalsi's Conversation with Cleverbot

posted by Misc_Thief

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I believe to be feeling the emotion commonly known as 'frustrated'.

Cleverbot: No あなた just told me how old your brother was.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Are あなた annoyed now?

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: *facepalms* あなた just asked me that!

Cleverbot: Yes I do believe I have a soul.

User: That is impossible, for あなた are not sentient. あなた just merely possess artifical intelligence. Why am I even explaining this to you?

Cleverbot: But あなた just 発言しました that あなた know I'm not a robot.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: あなた lie.

User: But, But....., GAH! I will...

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Fred's Conversation with Cleverbot ;)

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Who is this.

User: I'm Fred.

Cleverbot: You're fred?

User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.

Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?

User: How do I know I'm not lying?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Person, place, または thing?

User: What?

Cleverbot: So how would あなた define yourself? Are あなた yourself because of your actions, または are your actions based on who あなた are?

User: I'm a squirrel.

Cleverbot: Yes あなた are a squirrel.

User: Uh-huh.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: What's funny?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Um good. I guess.

Cleverbot: You're hopeless...

User: こんにちは that's what Granny tells me!

Cleverbot: *facepalm*

User: Why are あなた hitting yourself?

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 3

posted by peacebaby7

Madagascar

Morning...

Skipper: "OK! Team Alpha! You'll be in charge of collecting wood & bamboo. Team Airborn! あなた make the platform! Team Luke Skywalker! Start weaving some vines! Go!"

Julien: "Maurice! Who put the smelly waterbird in charge of things!"

Maurice: "You did, your highness."

Julien: "HA! I would never do such things...."

Maurice: "You 発言しました so at the meeting! あなた didn't want to miss your royal pampering...remember?"

Julien: "Speaking of my royal pampering...WHERE IS MY COCONUT SMOOTHIE!"

Maurice: "Comin' right up, your majesty."

Mort: "Can I pamper da feet?"

Julien: "NO! I am always...

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New to the Zoo... (Part 5) The last scene...

posted by peacebaby7

Outside Marlene's Habitat...

Kowalski: *whispering* "OK, Rico, NOW!"

Rico: *presses play button on boombox...*

Marlene: "...I really enjoy swimming, dancing, & going for walks. Oh, do あなた think I talk too much?"

Skipper: "No. I could listen to あなた talking al--What's that?"

Skipper/Marlene: *listen*

*soft romantic 音楽 can be heard being played*

Marlene: "Um, why is that 音楽 playing?"

Skipper: I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO ANYTHING! I'M GONNA KILL THEM!

Skipper: "Um, I dunno! Why don't I go check I'll be right back..." *runs quickly out of room*

Skipper: *whispering* "All right! Where are あなた all?"

Private:...

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Skipper and Marlene (Blooper?)

posted by 27Kowalski

I don't know if あなた can call this a "Blooper," but whatever. I wrote this 'cause I was inspired によって peacebaby7's "Penguins Bloopers" articles. So yeah, enjoy!

Director: Okay, for the 次 scene... Um... Oh yeah, right. Skipper, Marlene, あなた have to キッス each others.

Skipper and Marlene: WHAT?!

Director: あなた heard me. Now do it.

Skipper and Marlene: Ah, fine... *kiss*

(Skipper and Marlene's REAL thoughts: YEAH! FINALLY!)

Kowalski: *laughs out loud* I can't believe they're actually doing that!

Director: Oh, CUT!

Marlene and Skipper: *stop キス each others and look at Kowalski in anger*

Director: Kowalski!...

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Lt_Kowalski VS Annoying オレンジ (Twitter)

posted by KaylaFoxeh

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ -3-

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange >=D

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Merp.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Huh?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Hey. こんにちは KOWALSKI!! HEY!!!

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I will ignore that..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Knife.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I have a cup and a juicer によって my side.. Want a round?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Naaaaa. I'm good bro :3

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Then 移動する back a bit because I have a lemon..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Whut....

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Nothing..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Ms.Gomez shall get you.~

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Who the hell is that?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ MS.GOMEZZZZZ. MAH SELENA GOMEZZZZ. DAT GOMEZZZZ.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Uhh... That didn't make sense.. Why don't あなた crawl into a #pantry and die already..

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Nine - The Final Battle(Part Two)

posted by KowalskiRocks

As I 発言しました in the last chapter, they couldn't keep dodging the laser beams forever. So what did they do?
Well, the answer was simple. Rico barfed up a stick of dynamite and blew up the laser. Ikala was not happy.
I: Do あなた realize what you've just done? It took me ten years to build that! And that's not including the time it took me just to デザイン the blueprint!
Me: Dude, あなた seriously need to get a life.
I: Oh I will get a life. I'll take yours! *Starts blasting them with balls of darkness from his flippers*(Remember, they can do magic. If あなた have any other 質問あなた can ask me in the comments.)...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Five - The Journey Begins

posted by KowalskiRocks

Melody woke up, and looked around at her surroundings. At first she was confused, but then the events of the 前日 flooded her mind. She found her long-lost brothers and they were about embark on a journey to Antarctica to rescue 発言しました location. She looked at the clock on the ウォール次 to her and saw that it was 5:00am, which meant she woke up an 時 early. She glanced at the still-sleeping boys opposite to her and made a few hasty calculations. If she kept it short, she would be able to make it back at about roughly 6:00. She gathered her stuff(which is basically her quiver and bow,...