ペンギンズ FROM マダガスカル Article: POM FUN FACTS!

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posted by RTE33

(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)

Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.

Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.

Private Thinks My Little ポニー and Lunicorns Are Made によって Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made によって Mattel.

Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.

Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.

When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.

When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.

Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! または Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.

THE END!

yappy24, carsfan and 2 others like this

mostar1219 HEY, MY WORD COMBO IS USED: HEXY!!!

peacebaby7 This was funny! Great job! :D "Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! Or Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way." LOL!

JediPenguin16 These are funny, but I recommend perhaps next time not capitalizing the first letter every word, it's a tad distracting to the reader and prevents good flow of reading.

yappy24 lol but what does hexy and Pegaster mean?

RTE33 @yappy24 Hexy is a Combination Of Hot and Sexy Pegaster Is a Teen Or Adult Female Fan of My Little Pony.

Work Things Out (fanfiction about daydream from hearing "It's Not Over" によって Daughtry)

posted by mostar1219

Problem 1

Kowalski was looking around the zoo. He was inspecting the zoo on his own. He saw a shadowy figure in a hooded sweater によって the zoo gates. The figure seemed to be crying. It was a bit tough, but Kowalski recognized the hooded figure to be Monique.
Kowalski called her out, but she just ran away. She knew it was Kowalski, but it was obvious that she didn't feel like talking. That didn't stop Kowalski from going after her, though. Although she kept trying to get away, partially using the roofs of buildings または dark alleyways, he still manages to be on her tail.

Problem 2

After Blowhole was...

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Separate (humanized fanfiction about daydream from hearing "Home" によって Daughtry)

posted by mostar1219

Monique was looking out the window with a sign of sorrow on her face. It has been at least 3 years since she left New York to fulfill her dream in California to sing, but it felt like longer. She was a bit homesick, but she mostly missed Kowalski. Sure they talk on the phone from time to time when they're both free, but it's not the same. She looked up at the stars, wondering what would be the right thing to do.
Just then, her phone was ringing. Kowalski was calling and she managed to answer.
"Hello?"
"Hey, Monique. It's me."
"I know it's you, Kowalski. How was your day?"
"Let's see, malfunctioning...

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A Banished Prince (Part 1) Chapter 8: Goodbyes And One Last Hope

posted by legendary7

The men storm in. I peek from under the dangling sheets under my bed. They スプリット, 分割 up.
"We know you're in here, kid. If we have to come, and find あなた it's going to be a very long and painful death." He warns, and inches closer to the bed. "You're hiding like a coward, but we'll gut あなた like a fish!" He says slicing the sheet.
No one's there. I breathe a sigh of relief from beneath the other bed. I hear them march out. As I wriggle out from under the bed.
A strange feeling of heat touches my face. In the corner, is a glowing light. I stagger over, following the hot light. There I see something...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 9

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 9

Skipper raised his sword and shield up, the odds were against him, but he had the power of his mother によって his side. Blowhole controlled his monster with his mind, with just a simple thought he could make it do anything he wanted. Blowhole controlled his monster to use its claws to crush Skipper like a bug. Skipper jumped up before being sandwiched によって the huge bat claws, but didn't notice one of the claws that came up to strike him down. While Skipper was down, Blowhole put his claws together and started to make a laser and shot at Skipper. Skipper turned himself into mist before he...

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The Black Death Chapter 4: The First Death

posted by legendary7

Note: I really hope あなた guys enjoy this chapter. This is where it gets もっと見る dramatic. Spoiler: (Private has a nightmare, that is pretty violent, so if あなた don't wanna read that part I understand.) While I was 書く that part my electricity went out, which freaked me out and caused a delay on posting it. Sorry about that. ;)
Kowalski got his options notebook ready. "My 上, ページのトップへ two suspects are: Ms. Williams and the maid. I think everyone agrees with me." Kowalski assumed. "Actually, Kowalski, I thought Timothy was 芝居 guilty." Skipper said. "Here, all in favor of my idea raise your flipper."...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 5

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 5

Skipper opened his eyes; he wasn't in the 城 anymore. He looked around to see where he was. He then recognized where he was. This was the time and place of Skipper Alucard's worse 日 ever. The 日 he saw his own mother, Lisa, be executed. She was to be executed due to the fact she was married to Count Blowhole. Though she was only a mortal penguin, villagers believed she was a witch because she loved such an evil soul. Skipper ran フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして has he heard a crowd of angry villagers with torches and pitchforks yelling 'Burn the Witch!' Behind the crowd, Skipper looked up to see his...

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ペンギン Bloopers: Kowalski (from Mental Hen)

posted by peacebaby7

Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers あなた can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But によって golly あなた are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins キス Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have あなた been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers あなた can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But によって golly あなた are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...

'Thump' - Polish version lyrics

posted by King_Julien_fan

'Thump'

Guy - Co to jest, ach co?

Kowalski - Straszny sprzęt wmuszający śpiew.

Skipper - Spójrz teraz nie widzisz mnie.

King Julien - Trzeba cię powstrzymać dziś,
tak mówi mały miś.
Dajcie mi bas,
to oczaruję was.
Dajcie mi dźwięk,
ujrzycie tyłka wdzięk.

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
bam, bam, bam! Yeah!
Kolanami w brodę wal
i bam, bam, bam!

Poczuj ten flow,
kiedy macham kitą swą!

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
bam, bam, bam!

Mort i Maurice
wyjedzą z kubła ryż.

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
*bam, bam, bam*

Tak się właśnie tańczy tu,
Tak się właśnie tańczy tam.
Tak się właśnie...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Four - The Prophecy

posted by KowalskiRocks

Me: Four penguins shall be born, each with a unique talent. One leader, one skilled in weaponry, one musical archer of flight, and one with a world of kindness. They represent two things, one bad, one good. Their separation represents the rise of the Dark Times, their reunion represents the fall of the Dark Times. At least I think it's how that goes, it's been fourteen years, I can't remember it exactly.
S: Well, it's better than nothing. How did あなた remember all that?
Me: Maybe it's because I actually listened rather than act like an idiot unlike someone else I could mention.
S: ...
Me: So our...

CYBERPUNK'D chapter 1

posted by WaffleCrazed

Lame タイトル is lame~
2nd November 2120, 11.35 am
It's going to be the 100th anniversary since the countries combined to make one big country, UNITY, with 4 main states; NorthStar, SouthCity, EastCavern and WestSide. 100 since Dictator fused them together and used a 線, レイ gun to slow his aging. On himself. Sixteen years of my life had been under the same roof of that drunk who was my father. Two years, one week, 3 hours and 5 分 I had been serving Dictator. The one who caused us this pain of living. There was snow almost all 年 round. It was his fault.
Manfredi suggested after I escaped that...

Battle across Four Dementions chapter 16: The Battle of Ga'Hoole

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 16: The Battle of Ga’Hoole

Not an 時 after the battle of emperorland ended, Soren, Digger, Gylfie, Kowalski and Pat arrived at the Great Ga’Hoole tree. “All right, looks like they have been attacking for some time.” Kowalski said. “Okay, Soren and I are going to go into the 木, ツリー to see if anybody is left here.”

Soren and Pat soon arrived at Soren’s hallow, but nobody was in his hallow, except for Mrs. Plithiver. She was called Mrs. P によって Soren and was his family’s nest made snake. “Mrs. P, It’s me Soren.” “Soren! It’s so good to hear you.” She is a blind...

CSI: Penguins (parody of collegehumor sketch "CSI: Scooby Doo")

posted by mostar1219

A police officer is in front of the zoo standing によって a dead body. Kowalski and Private walk to the officer.
K: (takes off shades) Alright, what do we have here?
Officer: The victim was punched, pounded, murdered, then slammed into the zoo wall.
K: Good golly. I can imagine someone who'll get pissed.
P: It's hard to tell from the blood and bruises, but it's DEFINITELY Marlene. I'd recognize that white and brown 毛皮 anywhere.
K: From the looks of it, a human might've been too big to make an attack like that. And some of our enemies from Hoboken would be unable to do such attacks.
Officer: (coming out...

Survival chapter 1

posted by kivamarie

the story starts with me waking up in the rainforest. yup that's me I'm Kiva a マウス I look like minnie マウス but different. I wear a ピンク bow a ピンク dress and ピンク shoes. and I have brown eyes.

Me: (wakes up) ugh my head (looks around) こんにちは where am I? one moment i was sleeping and the 次 thing I know I'm in a rainforest, I better get up and get a better look (tries to get up but lays on the ground) ow! why can't I get up (looks at my leg it was broken and it had blood stains on it) oh no oh no my leg i think it might be broken! but how am i suppose to check to see if my leg is broken? there's...

Penguins of the Carribean- Hell's door

posted by SkippX101

The look of horror on their faces 発言しました it all, Skipper' face was bleeding, but he didn't notice... Considering 8 devil-tenticles were reaching out towards the girl he loved...

*March 20th... 5:30 a.m*
He could hear Rico snoring and Kowalski reciting pi. He was to cold to bother to open his eyes, until through his eyelids, he could see a glow. He hoisted himself up, and stumbled to the steel door, ready to slap Kowalski for waking him up. Instead, as soon as the door creaked open, he immediately realised that the glow wasn't from any of Kowalski's new inventions... It was actually from a old back-pack...

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Sahara Desert Screams *Chapter 5- Starlite's favourite hobby*

posted by SkippX101

Skipper felt a pounding in his head, he felt the heat attracting every bit of moisture he still had. He opened his eyes, the daylight stung, he was to sore to bother to keep them open. He felt a jerk, he realised, as he slowly opened one eye, that Starlite was carrying him on her back, she had a scarf around her beak and he had a hat on (his cowboy one). She was dusty, her feathers were messed and she was full of bumps, bruises and scratches, her eyes were red. There were traces that she had been crying. But she kept looking forward, as if she had her eyes fixed on a diamond. Skipper moved...

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Sahara Desert screams/valentine *Chapter 3 - A broken promise*

posted by SkippX101

Skipper was looking over the horizon, the blood-red sun making a mark on his eyelids every time he blinked. He was sitting on a tall palm-tree, overlooking the small oasis and the never-ending dessert. He heard a shuffle at the bottom of him, Starlite pop ed up. She sat 次 to him, looking at the view of the dry デザート beyond the oasis island. After a while she 発言しました lazily "This is the first time i have watched the sunset in about 6 years...Its the little things that あなた miss." She said, barley moving her beak. Skipper looked at her in mystery, she really astounded him."i think your right,...

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Pengulla Part 1

posted by thecrazygeinus

It was morning at the Central Park Zoo. The penguins had just finished thier morning exercises.
“Men, today we have a visitor.” Skipper stated firmly.
“A visitor?” Private asked curious and confused.
“Yes an old friend of mine. She’s coming to retrieve our operation’s レポート and take it to the Association.” Skipper explained. “Rico” Rico vomited up the レポート and handed to Skipper.
“But who exactly is this visitor?” Kowalski asked.
“A solo operative によって the name of E.” Skipper answered “You might remember her from the Association.” Skipper reasoned “She’ll be...

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Dr Blowhole's Accomplice Chapter 1: Welcome Lexii...

posted by Lexii23

20 years ago. Austin Zoo, Texas. 7:23pm.
3 年 old Lexii plays pirate with a stick and a rock she drew a face on. Red One creeps up behind her. She turns around.
Lexii: Hi! Do あなた want to play? あなた can be the bad pirate and i will be the good pirate and throw あなた in jail! It will be fun! *smiles sweetly*
Red One: actually, im here to take あなた on a little trip to a place called New York. That will be even もっと見る fun than playing with rocks. *smiles and holds out hand*
Lexii: Oooo!! That sounds way もっと見る funner!! Lets go!! *takes his hand and starts skipping along side him*
Red One: we can go as soon...

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gansta's paradise chp 2: skipper's gansta life

posted by andresandru

after hearing this, the man got a gun out and pointed it at him

"who in world are you?!" the gangster shouted at the man

"my name is skipper, the 秒 best gangster in the whole U.S.A." skipper said

"really? where're your 'omies?" the gangster shouted terrified, he had heard the legend, but he never had thought it was true

"they're relaxing, and please put that gun down, あなた dont wanna' get hurt, hum?" skipper 発言しました crossing his arms

the ペンギン putted his gun down, and skipper sat right 次 to him

"I think I shoud ask for a beer?" skipper 発言しました sarcasticly at the barman

"right off!" he 発言しました running....

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I will steal your カワウソ, オッター chp2: a big weding, a big problem

posted by andresandru

Skipper woke up with the sound of Hans voice

"hey skippa!" he shouted

"wha?" he 発言しました mumbling

"my 日付 with Marlene was perfect! I asked to be her boyfriend and she accepted, I am sooo in 愛 with her!!"

"ahahaha, h-how good Hans, how good..."

"skipper, あなた really like her right?"

"no, NO! I dont like her!"

"hahaha, anyways, あなた lost, I got the girl skipper, so あなたロスト the oportunity!"

"what?"

Just when the conversation seemed to continue, Marlene entered though the fishbowl

"hey skipper, hy hans" she 発言しました as she rushed at him, hugged and kissed him, Hans continued hugging her, and turned to skipper,...