ペンギンズ FROM マダガスカル Article: POM FUN FACTS!

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posted by RTE33

(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)

Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.

Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.

Private Thinks My Little ポニー and Lunicorns Are Made によって Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made によって Mattel.

Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.

Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.

When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.

When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.

Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! または Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.

THE END!

yappy24, carsfan and 2 others like this

mostar1219 HEY, MY WORD COMBO IS USED: HEXY!!!

peacebaby7 This was funny! Great job! :D "Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! Or Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way." LOL!

JediPenguin16 These are funny, but I recommend perhaps next time not capitalizing the first letter every word, it's a tad distracting to the reader and prevents good flow of reading.

yappy24 lol but what does hexy and Pegaster mean?

RTE33 @yappy24 Hexy is a Combination Of Hot and Sexy Pegaster Is a Teen Or Adult Female Fan of My Little Pony.

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The Black Death Chapter 5: Skiptracing

posted by legendary7

Finally the lights flashed on, and without having any contact with the door, Skipper and Private witnessed it slam open before their own eyes. "Come on," Skipper said. "No, no, I can't go in there! No!" Private whined like he was in a trance. Skipper grasped his flipper, and dragged him inside. Skipper kept his grip tight until he found Kowalski and Rico によって the stairs. "Are あなた both all right?!" Skipper asked startled. "Yes, but something happened in the basement." Kowalski 発言しました out of breath. "All right, Rico, take Private upstairs and keep an eye on him. Kowalski, you're coming with me."...

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Mort's conversation with Cleverbot XD

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hi! My name is Mort!! :D.

Cleverbot: So M. Was short for モーガン, モルガン then?

User: No. Do あなた like King Julien's feet??

Cleverbot: No Sorry.

User: His feet are the best-est thing the world!!

Cleverbot: I think therefore I am.

User: あなた are what? :D.

Cleverbot: I think therefore I exist, beyond that I can be sure of nothing.

User: Yay!!

Cleverbot: So cleverbot, tell me of your adventures!

User: I am Mort!

Cleverbot: Are あなた sure?

User: Yes! I like being sure! :).

Cleverbot: Same here.

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: How smart are you?

User: My tail, Rodney, says I an smart!

Cleverbot: Are we still best friends?

User:...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 8

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 8

Skipper made his way into the Clock Tower, and just like the last time he was there in the normal castle, a quick flash of light came and went and the fingers on the clock both started to move. They both landed on the six, which was on the 上, ページのトップへ instead of the bottom due to everything in the 城 being in reverse. And just like the last time, it rang thirteen times. Dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong… dong…dong…dong. The floor opened and Skipper made his way up. When he arrived he found an elevator just like the last time, but instead of going...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 7

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 7

Skipper arrived at the 城 where everything was flipped upside down. Instead of being on the floor, he was on the cleaning, and everything was on was the floor was now above Skipper. He was still in the 王位 room so he will have to figure out a way to get to the dark priest. But then he saw a ペンギン with the same outfit he was wearing. Skipper ran to the penguin, and when he got closer he saw his face. It was his face. It was Skipper! A clone of Skipper has been made, obviously to take the real Skipper’s place and be evil. Skipper took out his sword, and the evil Skipper took...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 5

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 5

Skipper opened his eyes; he wasn't in the 城 anymore. He looked around to see where he was. He then recognized where he was. This was the time and place of Skipper Alucard's worse 日 ever. The 日 he saw his own mother, Lisa, be executed. She was to be executed due to the fact she was married to Count Blowhole. Though she was only a mortal penguin, villagers believed she was a witch because she loved such an evil soul. Skipper ran フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして has he heard a crowd of angry villagers with torches and pitchforks yelling 'Burn the Witch!' Behind the crowd, Skipper looked up to see his...

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Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 1 (Rated M)

posted by Metallica1147

Before あなた read this story, please no flames and please don't tell me about any grammar mistakes I made. No flames because it really took me two years to make this story. I started in 2010, never got to it because I have struggling, stopped the story, and then finally now I got to it and I was able to finish it. I worked so hard on this story, あなた have no idea. I know I make grammar mistakes and I do my best to fix them all but if I didn't get to them all I'm sorry, I tried. One もっと見る note, for anyone who played this game I based this story on just so あなた know I'm not adding the whole game....

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A Banished Prince (Part 1) Chapter 4 A Cruel Fate

posted by legendary7

At the ディナー table, the feast is blanketed with silence, above the background noise of protestors against me. The smuggling pressure of my father's constant want for a different son, and the crowd's demand for Cain as prince, makes me realize I don't even want the throne. It is if there is no place for me. The only one I feel refuge in is my mother. Only is my father cheerful, on this dark night. His eyes beaming with excitement as he instructs of how to defeat my foe.
"And if あなた lose you'll end up like this fish: On the seal's ディナー plate." He chuckles, gulping down a plump grouper. My...

'What the heck is that?' - Polish version lyrics

posted by King_Julien_fan

'What the heck is that?'

Marlene - Jakiś raban, dziwne światło.

Roy - Atakują, czuję że nie będzie łatwo.

Burt - Zbudził właśnie mnie nieziemski trzask.

Mason - A ja słyszałem gdzieś przedziwny wrzask.

Bing - To nie ja tylko Bada.

Bada - Bo ja się ten, no... przejąłem!

Maurice - Więc cóż to za blask?

Pinky - To głęboce razi nas.

Mason - Rękoma dajesz znak, jest za mną, tak?

Burt - Co za dziwne coś!

Roy - Co za dziwne coś!

Bada - Co to za typ wisi i gapi się?

Joey - Czekaj no, niech ciut przetrę oko nim swe!

Bing - Paskudne, brudne i złe na wskroś!

Bada and Bing - Jakieś dziwne...

'Thump' - Polish version lyrics

posted by King_Julien_fan

'Thump'

Guy - Co to jest, ach co?

Kowalski - Straszny sprzęt wmuszający śpiew.

Skipper - Spójrz teraz nie widzisz mnie.

King Julien - Trzeba cię powstrzymać dziś,
tak mówi mały miś.
Dajcie mi bas,
to oczaruję was.
Dajcie mi dźwięk,
ujrzycie tyłka wdzięk.

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
bam, bam, bam! Yeah!
Kolanami w brodę wal
i bam, bam, bam!

Poczuj ten flow,
kiedy macham kitą swą!

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
bam, bam, bam!

Mort i Maurice
wyjedzą z kubła ryż.

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
*bam, bam, bam*

Tak się właśnie tańczy tu,
Tak się właśnie tańczy tam.
Tak się właśnie...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter One - A Forgotten Past

posted by KowalskiRocks

*Please note that Melody is my OC and that is the only reason I'm adding her. And also if this story sucks,(and it most likely will, as I'm not a very good writer)please tell me how I can improve it.*

It started as any other day. Skipper was training his crew as usual, but then a huge bird-like thing swooped straight at them! It landed a few meters away from the habitat, and at that point they could see that it wasn't a ランダム object at all: it was a beautiful young penguin!
S: Is that a flying penguin?
K: It would seem so, but penguins can't fly!
P: Skipper, is it just me, または does that penguin...

Where are the Penguins? (spoof of Robot Chicken's "Where's Michael?")

posted by mostar1219

At Los Angeles Convention Center about 15 years in the future

Carsfan: (as a reporter) A huge crowd of fellow fanguins are waiting outside the Los Angeles Convention Center, the location of the POM Convention, to catch a glimpse of their idols before it starts. They should be here any moment. Wait, yes, yes, they're here. The penguins are here! (a limo pulls up and 70s/2020s version of the penguins come out)
70s Skipper: Are あなた sure about this look, Kowalski?
70s Kowalski: あなた have to 移動する backward to go foreward, Skipper! Besides, I believe some fanguins here pretty muched begged to see us like...

Battle across Four Dementions chapter 11: Siege of the Central Park Zoo

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 11: the Siege of the Central Park Zoo
The siege of the Central Park Zoo had begun with a wave of crabs. “Okay, Guardians, let’s defeat the evil!” Soren led the attack, with Twilight, who was carrying Erik, was directly behind him. Digger was carrying Mort, who was carrying an extra set of battle claws, fitted for キツネザル use. “Watch out Soren, there using Pure Ones and Dragon Owls. Soren set his sights on several pure ones. Erik then took out 6 of them in one shot. “Good job, Chick Magnet!” Soren exclaimed. Then Mort took out 6 もっと見る pure ones. “Awesome job, Sad Eyes!”...

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The legend of the Crystal ファルコン *Chapter 3*

posted by SkippX101

"SKIPPER!" Private screamed, a カニ had clawed his bum, and wouldn't let go. He ran around frantically, Skipper extended his flipper *bam* Private hit Skippers flipper and fell flat on the hard black sea-stone. "Skipa!!" Rico screamed, his head had caught alight while trying to light a fire. "Ahh!!! Bob is angry!!" Kowalski screamed, his tuna 魚 had caught alight. Skipper just stood and watched all three penguins running around frantically, he was on the verge of exploding with anger, he frowned so low あなた could barley see his eyes. "Skipper!" He heard two voices cry from behind. "What is...

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 5

posted by mostar1219

In the "MAD" universe
Jack: Those penguins are right in front of us!!!
Ramsay: Don't worry, didn't あなた say that あなた can pull your head off and shoot 火災, 火 out of your eyes?
Jack: Yea.
Ramsay: Well, THROW YOUR HEAD AT THEM, SKELETON MAN!!! (Jack throws his head attempting to hit the penguins)
S: Rico, deploy Jackie Robinson pitcher mode! (Rico catches the head and throws it and it hits Team Johnny Test)
Susan: I'll press the net button. (presses a button and a net appears and catches Jack's head)
Johnny: Impressive. (everyone rides on the back of Clifford the Big Red Dog and go through the portal to...

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ハロウィン Bite *Chapter 3* A ear-piercing scream...

posted by SkippX101

*Please note i didn't write this song myself, Seastar4374 wrote it*

The penguins jumped up the hatch
"So Starlite's suppose to be beautiful? PFFT! Yah and it will rain dolphins!" Skipper laughed.
*Rainbow veins-Owl City*
*High rise, veins of the avenue
Bright eyes and subtle variations of blue*
The other four penguins were staring at something that was behind Skipper. "What are あなた nancy-cats gawking at?" Skipper sighed, not turning around.
*Everywhere is balanced there like a 虹 above あなた
Street lights glisten on the boulevard
And cold nights make staying alert so hard*
"Umm...You might wanna...

the lucky coin. chapter 1: the legendary treasure

posted by andresandru

Skipper and the other penguins were digging and digging and....digging? ok. They didn't seem to have enough escape tunels, they were finishing number 31.

"this is PARANOIC MADNESS!" Private shouted, as he dug deeper and deeper, but, suddent ly he felt a click, he strted digging in other directions, until every single place mad the noise click.

He started waving the dust with his hands, and eventualy, a scream came out

"AHHHHHH!!!" Skipper heard the scream

"come boys!" he and everyone went as fast as they could. Once there, they saw that Private was right beside a skeleton.

"wait!" Kowalski took...

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The Slenderman chp. 1

posted by stlouisfan

A shadowy figure grabbed Skipper's tape recorder and moved into a seperate and もっと見る private room. The figure closed the door and made sure that he was alone. He pushed the record button on the tape recorder and began speaking.

"Private's log. June, 8th. I am very frightened now. It has been only a couple of days, but I fear that my life may be in danger. I've had some frightening enemies in the past. Dr. Blowhole, The Red Squirrel, and even the Amarillo Kid. But this guy frightens me もっと見る than any of them combined. Who is this person that frightens me? I don't even know who he is. No, not he....

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What happend in our past...But you'r a girl! Chapter 5 *Mistaken gulit*

posted by SkippX101

*Guys, please note Starlite is my only OC,and this story is where i introduce her ...Enjoy*

Stalite woke up, feeling sick and dizzy. She took one deep breath, big mistake. A horrible smell filled her nostrils it ワカサギ, 錬金術 like garbage and foot odor, this did not help with the fact that she was already felling sick. She vomited, now she really felt weak and helpless...Only the 秒 time ever in her life. "Starlite? Are あなた there?" A familiar voice sounded somewhere in the dark distance."Help" Starlite croked, she sounded nothing like herself."Here, let me help あなた down." It was Marlene, the only...

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when shadows enter light-chapter 1: two is sometimes better than one :D

posted by penguin014

*0200 hours ペンギン HQ*
Kowalski: here's the coffee あなた requested skipper, brewed to perfection with a fresh fish.
Skipper: greatly appreciated kowalski, besides the fact あなた woke me up at 2:00 in the morning...anyways,what is the important "explosion" あなた wanted to 表示する me?
K: well,actually,if in the time of need, an explosion would be quite well for this, あなた see when あなた syntheticly-
S: just tell me what it does, I ロストあなた at well.
K: -_- ok,their biomachanicle androids,somewhat similar to Francis's,but they can change into any animal あなた want them to be,and they NEVER disobey a ペンギン when...

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Little Sister Chapter 2

posted by Kowalski355

Ally: im coming too.

*Ally and Kowalski leave the HQ and take a walk around the zoo*

Kowalski: so whats up ally?

Ally: Not much,…. So wanna go to Marlene’s Habitat?

Kowalski: uh……. No thanks…..

Ally: Ok.. never mind.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~HQ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Rico: ljdfgsdfnglfdi?

Private: Really? Right now?

Rico: Yup!

Private: *sigh* ok….. *grabs remote and hands to Rico* ok… so 15 分 for you.. And 15 min-….

Rico: JSBFISAD!

Private: *sigh…….again….* fine.. *sits 次 to Rico* so what do we wanna watch first?

Rico: *Turns channel to Sci-Fi Channel*

Private: uh…. No…....