ペンギンズ FROM マダガスカル Article: Chronic Zombiism FOR REAL, THIS TIME! (a POM scary fanfic)

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Chronic Zombiism FOR REAL, THIS TIME! (a POM scary fanfic)

posted by mostar1219

Kowalski's in the park putting the finishing touches on his new laser. I find him and see what's going on.
Me: What are あなた doing, Kowalski?
K: Oh, I'm just putting the finishing touches on my new Undeadinator.
Me: Let me guess, it brings anyone back from the dead?
K: And plants. Now, i just need to find a target.
Me: How about that dead sunflower across the street. (pointing across the street)
K: Good thinking. Now, I just need to aim percisely. (Kowalski shoots the laser, but instead of hitting the dead sunflower, it hits a truck with a mirror on it and bounces back to me knocking me on the ground)
Me: (groaning)
K: Monique, are あなた feeling alright? (no response for 8 minutes)
Me: (getting up) Wow, what a headache.
K: I never expected that to happen.
Me: I better go get some aspirin from home. (limping to my invisible house in the park)
K: What's with your leg?
Me: Hmm, I'm not to sure.
Later
Me: Hmm, aspirin's not working to well. (zapping aspirin, turning them into small brains) What just happened? (looking in bathroom mirror) And now, I'm green! (sarcastically) JUST GREAT, JUST WONDERFUL!
Mastique: (coming in) Mom, is everything okay? (looking at me)Z-z-z-z-z-zombie!!!
Me: What? No, Mastique! (she runs away) Mastique, wait! (i feel my chest) Oh no! My heart's not beating! I've gotta find Kowalski! (limps out of the bathroom)
At the ペンギン HQ
Mastique: Dad, I think あなた might be responsible for this, but Mom has turned into a zombie!!!
K: Mastique, I've dealt with that sort of thing before with Private and Rico and we ended up sending ourselves and Skipper in the infermary!
Mastique: But this isn't a mistake made によって the senses, this is the real deal! (I fall flat on my face in the HQ)
Me: Kowalski...!
S: WHAT IN THE NAME OF SHERMAN'S GERDLES HAPPENED TO HER?
K: Oh man, I should've known this would happen!
Me: What's happened to me? TELL ME または YOUR SUCULENT CEREBRAL CORTEX BECOMES MY LUNCH!
K: Looks like when the Undeadinator zapped Monique, it left her dead for 8 分 to cause her to be brought back to life again. And since she was alive when she was zapped, she slowly became a zombie!
P: Is there a cure?
K: I'll try to make an antidote before midnight. In the meantime, keep yourself in control, Monique. (I'm gone) Monique?
Mastique: We need to go find her. Dad, try to make that antidote as fast as あなた can.
P: Just make sure it's not raw または sour!
K: Private, this is no time to make impressions of Gordan Ramsay. I just need to get to work.
At the キツネザル habitat
Julien: Alright, Jessica. Prepare to be beaten によって the bootie of the king, which is me, in this bootie shaking competition!
Jessica: In your dreams, Dad! (I limp into the キツネザル habitat)
Me: I'm here to eat your brains, Julien!
Jessica: Grandma Monique, what's wrong with you?
Me: I'm just hungry for brains! (trying to eat Julien's brain) Can't find any. (Skipper, Rico, Private, and Mastique come in)
S: Let's not get too fiesty!
Mastique: Let's hope Dad finishes that antidote.
Me: I...need...brains!!! (limps away like crazy)
K: (quickly coming in) I just finished the antidote. Where's Monique?
S: Your wife just left. She's fast for a zombie.
Mastique: She might either eat David's brain または pass out from starvation of brains before midnight.
K: I better give her the antidote and quick!
In the park
Me: Need...brains...! (Kowalski leaps in front of me)
K: Monique, get a hold of yourself!
Me: あなた don't understand! I'm in desparate need for brains! (singing "Brains" from "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy")
K: Well, FYI, David's not on Earth right now, everyone in town is either too busy または asleep! If you're so desparate for brains, why don't あなた digest my Grade A Science brain?
Me: I...I...I can't!
K: (quieter) Yea, I thought so. Take this antidote and you'll be alright in the morning.
Me: Alright. (I take the antidote and fall unconscious)
The 次 morning
On a bench in the zoo
Me: (slowly waking up) What am I doing here? (feeling my chest for a heartbeat) Phew, I'm back.
K: (walking up) Looks like I found a successful cure for Chronic Zombiism after all.
Me: Oh, if i hurt あなたまたは scared あなた in any way, I'm so sorry.
K: Don't worry. I didn't get scared. Mastique on the other hand was pretty terrified, but i'm not sure if it's because she saw あなた as a zombie または it's because she knew i had someting to do with it.
Me: Well, feels great to be completely alive again. (we both laugh)

The End

peacebaby7 and CarlosPenaLove like this

RockOnPoM Wow that was a great story! Nice job!

TheRatKing1 Woah woah woah and woah! Since when does Kowalski have a kid? i don't remember that in the other stories you wrote!

mostar1219 ^ actually, two and a granddaughter

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The ペンギン Chronicles. Prologue

posted by Marika_1996

あなた may like to read it as an introduction to my stories (yes, there will be もっと見る of them!).

Wow.
I 発言しました it about 124th time today, though. But I still, still can't believe it. I've been here for three months, and I still say 'Wow' every day. Why?
I'm living in the middle on New York ina secret HQ with a command, including 4 guys and 4 girls. あなた know, the Penguins.
IMPORTANT INFORMATION: Before あなた leave, just let me tell あなた that it isn't a Mary Sue story. I'm not a Super Cool And Wonderful Girl Who Saves The World And Finds Her True Love. No. I'm just a fifteen years old nerd, who isn't sure...

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Interference Chapter 5: Its ディナー time!!!!

posted by 67Dodge

'Well what are あなた gawking at butler?! Go upstairs and fetch the 食 what do あなた expect me to live on hope?!' yelled Richard, the butler nodded and ran upstairs. 'By the way, your spa appointments for the filthy mammals is in 10 minutes, have a nice day, otter,' 発言しました Richard, his fishy breath in Marlene's face. 'Aye sir,' coughed Marlene. Richard then walked down a hallway and headed to a door. 'If あなた can kindly follow me,' 発言しました Richard. Then, after following him down the hall, he opened the door to a large 表, テーブル filled with food, Maurice, Kowalski, Rico, Julien, and Mort then ran to the...

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Lilly's sister!- Part 1

posted by skipperfan5431

It's a beautiful morning in the Central Park Zoo, and the penguins are cleaning the HQ. " Skipper. Where do あなた want this?" Lilly asked as she held up a hula-girl bobble head doll that had it's head taped on. (get it!?) "Uh, just toss it in the trash." He replied as he dusted the stuffed fish. Just then, Private darts in to the HQ, holding Lilly's communicator. " Lilly! あなた have a message from some female. She claims to be your sista!" Lilly made a pissed off face, and her eye began to twitch viggerously. " Give me the communicator Private..." Lilly demanded. Private flun the device to her...

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Sugar Rushed (Chap 1, Part 2)

posted by Katie_Kat200

Yay! Moar story! Oh for those who are wondering, Kowalski doesn't get sugar rushed till chapter two... so yeah.... Anyway, I'll shut up and あなた just read :)

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Night had fallen on Central Park Zoo. The other penguins had left on a silly little mission, and Skipper left Kowalski at the HQ. For whatever reason, Kowalski didn't know. He didn't want to try to get into Skipper's mind. He had matters of his own to work on. Kowalski was in his lab alone, trying to experiment some more. He was concentrating...

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You've NEVER done it?- Part 2

posted by skipperfan5431

AT THE PARK!!!!!!!
"Her!?"--"No.."--"Her!?"--"NO RICO! Good golly man!! I want to 日付 a PENGUIN!" Rico was trying to help Kowalski find a girlfriend before Skipper and Lilly showed up. Rico already had Juliette, so now all he had to worry about was his best buddy. "Hey boys! Sorry were late. Skipper and I were having a conversation. What did we miss?" Lilly asked as she tossed a frisbee to Kowalski. "Nothing much. Rico is trying to get me a 'girl'." Kowalski respond as he tossed it back. Lilly rolled her eyes and caught the frisbee. "Really? Come on Kowalski. あなた don't have to hook up with...

クリスマス part 2

posted by alex333

次 morning
Alex: *yawns*
Skipper:*yawns* what ?
Alex: huh?
Skipper and Alex: whoa
Skipper: thats werid
Alex: *laughs* yeah
Private: skippa
Kolwaski: skipper
Rico: skipper!
Skipper: kolwaski , private, Rico
Kolwaski: your awake
Skipper: what happen what 日 is it
Private: it's the 日 before クリスマス
Skipper: IT'S WHAT
Alex: it's what oh my gosh *gets up from the couch*
Kolwaski: oh skipper met a girl oh lalala
Private: maybe it's his lady friend
Skipper: shut it men
Alex:I am back *sits on the ソファー, ソファ * あなた guys want to see what I got?
The penguins: sure
Justin: Alex !
Alex: あなた guys got to hide...

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Kowalski's jealous side!- Part 3

posted by skipperfan5431

"I 愛あなた my darling." Lilly 発言しました blankly as she fed Kowalski a chocolate-sardine. *ugh....how degradeing....* " Oh, this is the best invention EVER!!" Kowalski 発言しました happily as he munched on the fish. "Now all I have to do is keep that bow on her for another twelve hours and she will be forever mine!" Just then, Kitka swoops down from above. " こんにちは Lilly. Wanna hang out?" She asked in a friendly way. "I don't know. Do I?" Lilly asked as she turned to Kowalski. "Aw alright. " He 発言しました playfully. Then Kitka grabbed Lilly and they flew away.
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ZOOVINEIR SHOP:SKIPPER+KITKA!!...

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I won't say I'm in love.singers:marlene and mittens(bolt)

posted by anna447

(as marlene realazes she's maybe in 愛 with newbe timon(the lion king)she sings not knowing that mittens the cat is watching)
marlene:if theres a prize for rotten jugement.I geass I already won that.no man is worth the agrevachen,thats anchight heastrey been there done that
mittens:who あなた think your kidding he's the earth and haven to あなた try to keep it hidden huney I can see right trough you(marlene:oh noooooo)girl あなた can't キャンセル it I know how あなた feel and who あなた thinking of
marlene:oooh no chance no way I won't say it no no
mittens:you swoon あなた sigh why deni it oh oh
marlene:its too cleza...

The secret child! - Part 2: The confrontation.

posted by skipperfan5431

Lilly woke up soon after, holding her stomach. " あなた do know あなた have to tell Skipper about this. Right?" Gloria asked sternly. Lilly shook her head. " Yeah, I know. But I don't know how he'll take it."
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LATER IN THE HQ!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lilly was on the floor, trying to wake Skipper up. "W-w-what happened?" Skipper asked dazily. Lilly looked at him. " Im pregnant." She 発言しました bluntly. "Oh yeah." Skipper replied, then he fainted again.
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2 HOURS LATER!!!!!!!!
Skipper wakes up YET AGAIN! " Will あなた STOP DOING...

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sleeping marlene part 2

posted by anna447

when marlene told the 3 good sorrsoreises about the boy she meet they told her she wasa princess and was betrochered to prince tamon.she was unhappy that she would not get to marry the man she loved.meanwile prince tamon thourt the girl was a pesent and told his uncele about her.the prince did'nt know he fall in 愛 with the very girl he was ganna be foresed to marry.at the same time princess marlene was at the casele wepping about how she was not ganna marry who she loved.jane got marlene to the easten tower.as the sun begin to sat the good sorrsoreises flowed marlene. but when they got there...

A week with the girls!- Part 2

posted by skipperfan5431

THE FOURTH DAY!
( ELAPSED TIME!)
There are no missions to complete, so the penguins just chill out and have fun! Skipper and Lilly are swimming in the lake in Central Park, havi'n fun, when they hear a shrill scream coming from the キツネザル habitat. " MORT!" They yell, and they were off.
---....---....---....---....---....---....- THE キツネザル HABITAT!
Skipper and Lilly arive just in time to see Mort scrunched up in a cute little fluffy ball, crying. " I-I saw things, HORRIBLE THINGS!" The poor little キツネザル cried. " What did あなた see Mort!?" Skipper asked hastily. " Somebody SHAVED MARLENE!!!" Mort...

What あなた don't know won't hurt you- Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

Rico regurgitated a flame thrower and it landed in Skipper's flippers. Then he aimed it straight att Lilly! "No!!!!" Cried Kowalski and Private as they hugged eachother. Skipper's gone INSAINE!!! Skipper pulled the trigger and sent a huge flame straight for Lilly's butt! She instantly felt the seiring pain and woke up. " AHHH!!! What the--" Lilly saw the sneers on her friend's faces. " Uh.. こんにちは boys... watch'a up to?" Lilly knew why they were angry with her. Skipper just had to say something about what she did, and he's just FULL of paranoia. " Why did あなた steal Kowalski's invention!? Are you...

Lilly! Don't go! - Part 2

posted by skipperfan5431

As soon as the クイーン looks around the habbitat for her daughter Lilly dives underwater. ( Why is she here! She wasn't supposed to know where I am! I told her I was in Monticarlo!) Lilly thought to herself. Then one of the beefy bodygaurds pulls Lilly out of the water, and places her in front of her mother. " PRINCESS LILLIAN! HOW DARE あなた LIE TO ME ABOUT YOUR WEARABOUTS?! I THOUGHT あなた WERE IN THE MONTICARLO TRAINING FACILITY FOR PRINCESSES!!!" " Heh heh. Lillian." Skipper jokes to the boys. " Mother. How did あなた find out where I am!?" " Who told you?! Kam, Roxy, Joaney!?" Lilly asked feeling...

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Secret admirer- Part 3

posted by skipperfan5431

" It says. My Dearest Lilly, I have had these feelings for あなた for a long time now. These feelings of love,and compassion. I wish we could be together for all eternity, but alass, あなた don't even know I exist. Love, your secret admirer." When Mason looked up from Phill's hand movements Lilly was watching with a rather seductive face. It turns out that Kowalski was right. She can't be subjected to any sighns of 愛または affection while on the hormone stabilizer, because it will make her even もっと見る mate hungry than before!!! Normally, any male would kill to have Lilly for a mate, but when she's...

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A Little Girly To Rescue

posted by EppofangirlXD

A Little Girly To Rescue

By EppogirlXD

"Smile and wave boys, smile and wave," Skipper 発言しました grinning, looking at the new group of school children who had just stopped によって their habitat. It was routine–everyday, they acted cute and did performances for the humans. Nothing ever went wrong on this perfectly sunny day–until now.

The kids were squealing and running around while the teachers tried to keep them at bay. "Okay, now kids," Their teacher was now out of breath, "Line up here with your buddies."

Still squealing and laughing, the kids stumbled in front of their teacher in two lines with their...

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lions,and tigers,AND PENGUINS?! chaper1: the rumor

posted by fun123fun

NOTE: IN THIS SERIES SOME OF THE STORYS IS BASE ON A TURE STORY
NOTE2: THIS STORY HAS NO LIONS IN IT EVEN IF THE タイトル SAYS LIONS

One 日 the penguins were keeping the crowd entertined によって doing there adorible tricks. The 表示する was over and the crowed was off going to see other 動物 where もっと見る people went to see them untill they heard people screming.

"what was that skippa?"private said
"thats just the crowd talking about the show"skipper said
"no not that that. that" kowlski 発言しました and turned skipper around and points where the sound is comeing from.
the screaming stoped and there the penguins...

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The New Recruit: Part 6

posted by TeamPeeta649

The boys were out on the platform, doing their morning stretches. But Kowalski's mind was somewhere else. It was on Tara. It was the 日 after they had kissed and his head was in the clouds.

Skipper:"Kowalski!"

The rest of the team was watching him as he stared at nothing. Kowalski shook his head as if to clear it.

Kolwalski:"Huh? What? Oh, sorry. I was just um...thinking about one of my new inventions."
Skipper:"Think about that on your own time Kowalski. We've got training to do."

They contiuned on with their exercises but Kolwalski still couldn't concentrate. Finally Skipper told him to take...

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Skipper and the Church, Epilogue: Return

posted by beastialmoon

Everyone was gathered around the billboard. A sign, legible only によって the chimps, had been tacked on the billboard.

“Excuse me, coming through, excuse me.” Marlene pushed her way to the front of the crowd. she tried to make sense of the markings, but could not.

“What’s it say?” she asked Mason.

“There is a guest speaker this Sunday for the morning service. Although who, it doesn’t say.”

The crowd murmured. Who could be speaking? They wondered. their best speaker so far had been a コンゴウインコ, マコ from the Washington Zoo, and even he stumbled a bit.

Sunday came, and the whole zoo crowded...

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A 秒 chance for 愛 (chapter 4)

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 4

The 次 after Skipper’s and Marlene’s 日付 that gone wrong Skipper decided to the otter’s habitat, but not to talk to Marlene but to talk to Brandon. As Skipper got there Marlene was not there she was over at the dolphin’s habitat to do some girl talk with Doris the dolphin. Brandon was not outside so Skipper assumes that he was inside the cave. Skipper went inside to see Brandon with his playing his guitar.

“Hey Brandon I need to talk to you.”

“It’s about your 日付 last night with Marlene isn’t it?”

“Yes, so I take...

Voliet's Revenge: 3

posted by Spi_Kat_Penguin

"Hand me those needle nose pilers." ordered a female machanist. "Here あなた go, sweetheart." 発言しました a male voice. "Hey, Janie, there's another マスタング, マストン in need of a battery." "Not now, Emilie." "Chance?" asked Emilie. "Tell them to bring it in tomorrow." "K." replied Emilie. "So how's your little sis, Kaitlyn." "Dunno, don care." 発言しました the skinny ペンギン simply. But she knew everything that had been going on, on the humanless island. Little did anyone know she was a spy and assassin for Voliet.

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"Wakey wakey." "Whaaa!?" Kaitlyn immediatly jumped up. "Hello, pretty...