ペンギンズ FROM マダガスカル Article: Give me a tight hug chp1: Silvia the ボア

posted by andresandru

The penguins were spying savio, who was in the zoo since some days, he 発言しました he wasnt evil, but Skipper's paranoia thought a different thing, that 日 he had passed all his time sleeping, because the last night he spent it trying to make his habitat nice for the new snake that was coming from California, she had passed a lot of kilometers and was on a box so he decided to make a confortable place for her.

Savio made the place look beautiful, it was shiny, clean and he also changed his ベッド to give it to her, he had passed some time in the wild so he could sleep in branches, he was sleeping when he heard the door open

"Alice, are あなた sure we need another boa?" he heard the asistant ask

"yes, we need them to-" she got cut によって the voice of the asistant

"yes, yes, I know..."

When the snake was reaveled Savio looked at her, it was a beautifull boa, the skin was green with some lines between, like this |||||||, those were black, she had a 花 hanging in her head, a rose to be excact, he face was identical to Savio's, her body was almost like Savio's, but she had girly eyebrows, like Mandy, Marlene and Arlene.

The snake shook her face and hen gave a glance to all the habitat, like looking for something, she passed 3 times over Savio but she didn't pay atention to him, but what she 発言しました then surprised Savio

"I thought there was a snake here?"

"ahemm?" Savio 発言しました trying to make her pay atention to him

"yes?"

"I am a snake"

"no, あなた are an assasain, I'm looking for a snake!" those words made Savio anger a lot, he had a bad reputation in the zoo, but this was too annoying, assasain?! really?!

"excuse me madam, but I am no assasain, my days of eating without permision are over!"

"I don't believe you"

"me neither!" Savio heard a voice of a small animal: Skipper, the pengins crew and the カワウソ, オッター crew were looking at them (otter crew: Mandy, Marlene and Arlene)

"*sight* I say the truth!" Savio shouted

"skipper I believe he says the truth" Marlene 発言しました at the ペンギン that was just 次 to him

"come one Marlene? what's the posibility that what he says is true?"

"actually the probabilities that Savio says the truth are, about... 80%!" Kowalski calculated

"that means that Savio is saying the truth Skippa'!" 発言しました inocently Private

"aha!" Rico afirmed

"I still don't believe this..."

"the paranoia atacks again!" Mandy and Arlene pointed sarcasticly at the same time

"I AM SAYING THE TRUTH, WHY あなた DON'T BELIEVE ME!" Savio shouted, pissed

"don't scream I am 次 to you!" the ボア shouted

"what is your name?"

"why shoud あなた know?"

"because, I don't know, because we share habitat?"

"ok, my name is Silvia, Silvia te boa"

"nice to meet you"

"at leat あなた say meet to her!" Skipper shouted

"I 発言しました I AM NO LONGER EVIL!"

"bad to meet you, where is my bed!"

"there, princes!"

Silvia tried to go away, the same Savio, but when they slipped, they stopped moving, and then they got sent backwards to each other, they looked down, theyr bodies were tied together

"get away from me creep!" Silvia shouted

"you get away from me!"

Meanwhile the penguins watched all, Skipper reacted inmeadeatly

"Kowalski!"

"well, it's, the courtship ritual"

"so, あなた like me! ewwww!" Silvia shouted

"actually the female is the one who atrackt te male to her body for three days"

"so I'll have to pass three days with this girl 次 to me!" Savio shouted

"actually it can be more, until あなた two キッスあなた will be tied!" Skipper shouted

"way to go girl!" Savio said

"it wasn't my fault!"

"it was!"

"hmm, we better get away..." Arlene said

"Skipper can you... stay a while?" Marlene asked to the comando penguin

"ok?"

Marlene and Skipper stayed a while there seeing the discusion between Silvia and Savio, Marlene always was near the comando, but he never noticed, after a while Skipper 発言しました to her

"Marlene I have to make my excercises with my team"

"ah, ok"

then he went away

"why did I told him to stay?..." she thought to herself as she also went away

日 1: Savio woke up and once he opened his eyes he saw Silvia, but she was too near, he jumped and woke Silvia, who did the same thing, after some seconds, Savio and Silvia reacted

"why I have to be with you!" Savio asked

(wait for part 2 to know the rest of 日 1!)

SandMCLASSIFIED awww.....cant wait 2 see the second part!!! and...why did marlene ask him to stay?

kowalkielol i can totaly imagine savios accent, and silvias brazilian accent, because all constrictors are from south america. bioligy!

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ペンギン Bloopers: Dr. Blowhole's Revenge (1st special) 3rd scene

posted by peacebaby7

Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
...
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do あなた see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And あなた can be my friend! Oh! And あなた can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters:...

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ペンギン Bloopers: Skilene (from King Julien For A Day)

posted by peacebaby7

Skipper Is The King: Take 1

Julien: "I bet Skipper isn't doing nearly a bang up job at being me, as I am at being him!"

Director: *talking into walkie talkie to the camera men* "Cut to キツネザル habitat..."

Skipper: ...

Director: "Wait a minute?! Where's Skipper?!

Maurice: *points down the side of the main rock of the habitat* "Uh...I think I found him."

*cameramen cut to where Maurice is pointing*

Marlene: "Ya know Skipper, that crown makes あなた look manly." <3

Skipper: "Maybe we can go somewhere a little more...comfortable..." *starts kissing*

Director: "Stop!!! You! Stop the cameras!! Maurice! Stop...

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ペンギン Bloopers: Kowalski (from Mental Hen)

posted by peacebaby7

Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers あなた can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But によって golly あなた are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins キス Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have あなた been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers あなた can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But によって golly あなた are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...

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Your ペンギン Personality

posted by queenpalm

I'm 書く this so あなた can find out wich ペンギンあなた are most like. It is a multiple answer quiz. Good luck!

What is your お気に入り way to talk?

A. In one syllable words.
B. With a voice that makes あなた sound dominant.
C. Using big words that others don't understand.
D. With a phony accent.
E. Who cares!

What is your お気に入り subject in school?

A. Gym
B. History
C. Science and Math
D. Art
E. I like them all!

What is your hobby?

A. Playing with dolls.
B. Collecting little thimbles.
C. Doing science experiments.
D. Watching T.V.
E. I don't have a hobby.

What are you?

A. Only child.
B. Oldest child.
C. Middle child....

POM Group Therapy (spoof of collegehumor's "Cereal Mascots Therapy Session")

posted by mostar1219

Some of the characters from POM are in a group therapy room and I'm the therapist.
Me: Glad to see everyone here. Who'd like to begin?
P: Well, i'd like to say that I've stopped hanging around with Mort and I haven't touched a 落花生, ピーナッツバター winky since June 3rd. (the others clap)
Me: 3 weeks sober. Impressive. How does it feel?
P: Well, there has been constant RINGING IN MY EARS and it feels as though my body is devouring itself from the inside! (getting ready to slap himself in the face)
K: Be strong, young Private. I know what it's like to be addictive to enjoyment.
KJ: (muttering) Psychotic scientist....

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The lucky coin. prologue

posted by andresandru

100 years ago....

"get him!" a カラス showted, as manny badgers and 動物 ran against Mr. Linert and his ツノメドリ, パフィン friend, Mr. Swarget.

They ran, carrying the most precious objects of that moment, they were in Russia, runnig in a cliff, the two birds knew that place like the palm of their hand, no one, except their friends, knew about the hundreds of tunels they had.

"come!" Swarget shouted, they slided and hit a secret tunel, they started running through it.

"you remember I'm claustrofobic right?" Linert said, making his way through the tube, hearing manny sounds, he looked back and he saw one of...

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The Private Who Cried 狼, オオカミ Chapter 3

posted by legendary7

Later that night, Private snuck out once again. Private knew it would be risky with the other wolf, but he had to see Skipper.

Private was about to leave the H.Q. when Kowalski noticed it and grasped Private's flipper.
K: "Where do あなた think you're going?"
P: "Um, to see Skipper..."
K: "Private, how many times do I have to tell あなた that Skipper's gone. You're going to get yourself killed if あなた go out there!"
Tears drizzled down Kowalski's cheeks.
P: "If あなた don't believe me. I'll proove it to you! Come with me!"
K: "Come on, Rico!"
They waddled out to the park at the area that divided the park from...

Against Kowalski (a fanfiction- chapter 1)

posted by burdockburr

The prologue to this is actually called the ultimate fanfiction, または something like that, but I've changed it's タイトル becuase I saw other fanfictions and I didn't want to offend anyone によって sugesting my stories are superier- which they probably are now. Anyway, here's chapter 1.

Ch.1 clues

I stayed with the three remaining penguins that night. Skipper had decided we would 検索 for clues the 次 morning, with our minds cleared from sleep. Sleep was exactly what I couldn't do though. With my morphing into a penguin, and Kowalski's dissapearance, who knew what would happen next.

I woke up the next...

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Jake The カワウソ, オッター (A Skilene Story)

posted by RockOnPoM

Jake The カワウソ, オッター (Credit to Creator of Picture)

Jake The Otter (Credit to Creator of Picture)

One 日 in the zoo, the penguins were in the lair, watching a movie.
"Skipper, why are we watching this again?" Private asked.
"It's a ペンギン documentary. Just like last time. But a bit less gory...." Skipper answered.
"Oh penguins, we are in need of you're asisstance." 発言しました a familiar chimp voice.
"What's up, chimps?" Skipper said.
"It seems that there is a temporary transfer to the Central Park Zoo with another Otter." explained Mason, while Phil used sign language.
"So, why do あなた need our help?" Asked Kowalski.
"Don't あなた remember what happened last time? With Ronda?" reminded Mason.
"Right.......

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Marlene - Teardrops On My ギター (Lyrics)

posted by NYCPenguins

Teardrops On My Guitar...

Marlene and Skipper were BFFs, until that Kitka came along. When Skipper dates Kitka, Marlene remembers her times with him. Marlene sings 'Teardrops On My Guitar', in her version!

Marlene:
Skipper Looks at Me, I Fake a Smile so he Won't See.
That I Want and I'm Needing Everything that we Should be.
I'll Bet she's (Kitka) Beautiful, that Girl he Talks about.
And she's got Everything that I have to Live Without.

Skipper talks to me, I Laugh 'cause it's so Damn Funny!
And I can't even See Anyone when he's with Me
He says he's so in Love, he's finally got it right!
I Wonder if he Knows he's all I Think...

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Romeo and Juliet Chapter 2

posted by karenkook

"Romeo and Juliet" will now be called "Romeo and Juliet... and Romeo?" Also, I'm 書く 3 separate stories on different spots!!! :O Sorta hard for me to be fast.
   Chapter 2
   Julien turned onto his side to see Private standing there looking down at him. "Oh, hello Private." Julien mumbled. "What are あなた doing here?"
   "Well, あなた seem a bit down in the dumps もっと見る than usual." Private replied. Julien responded によって laying on his back and sighed. "Still upset about Marlene?" Private, along with a few もっと見る animals, noticed that Julien hasn't been himself since the whole 'Skilene' thing. He...

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Romeo and Juliet

posted by karenkook

Chapter 1

Julien was lying on his back in his bounce house. He sighed sorrowfully as the zoo visitors passed によって his habitat. Well, only one type of zoo visitors made him sigh, the couples. The two humans looked like they were having fun as they held hands, kissed, and walked around the zoo together looking at all of the animals. They were happy. </I>He</I> was not. Julien would've been dancing alongside his two loyal subjects and closest friends, if it weren't for one person that kept clouding his mind.
"Marlene." the キツネザル king whispered sadly so only he can hear. How his...

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Mountain of the Yetis’ Part 2/3

posted by NYCPenguins

The North Face of Mount Everest

Private: [Shrieks] "A Yeti?"

Could it be true? He couldn't believe his Eyes! Yetis don’t exist! (A Yeti is a kind of ‘Abominable Snowman’ that looks like an Ape. These are Mythological Creatures of the Himalayan Mountains. They have long Red hair, covering their whole bodies, except the face and hands.)
So, the Yeti glares at Private with its Fiery Red Eyes and growls…

Yeti: "Grrr…"
Private: [Creeps out] "What are you?"
Yeti: "More Victims! Mmmm..." [Stretches out arms to catch Private]
Private: [Gasps] "No, stay away from me!"

Private runs away, gasping in horror. The Yeti springs onto...

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Virus Attack’ Part 4/4

posted by NYCPenguins

Virus Attack

Meanwhile, in Marlene's Habitat...

Marlene: [Creeped out] "Aah!!! Skipper? Julien? Why are あなた guys 芝居 so weird?"
Skipper: "Prepare to meet your end, sister!"
Marlene: "Huh?"
Julien: "How shall we put it? 'Your doom'!"
Private: [From far away] "Not on our watch!"

Private and Rico finally 表示する up, to protect Marlene from the Virtual Clones…

Skipper: "You Losers come back for more?"
Private: [Angry] "We’re here to stop あなた and send あなた back to your gloomy Virtual World, where あなた came from!"
Julien: [Laughs evilly] "Funny, that sounded like a threat! The thing is Wannabe Penguins don't actually...

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Invisible Ninja Bowling Pin

posted by EppofangirlXD

It was the penguins’ early morning training. They were all standing before a bunch of ninja bowling pins, tensed and ready.

“Steady…” Skipper said. “And go!”

Then black and white flew everywhere as all four of them fought all ten bowling pins. They knocked them down and battered them up. The pins stood no chance as they attacked.

Finally, all ten were down and they all gathered in the middle, feeling proud and accomplished. But then Skipper frowned. “There’s one! Private! Go get it!”

Private whirled around in a panic, trying to spot the undefeated ninja. But there was nothing....

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Little Sister Chapter 3

posted by Kowalski355

Chapter 3.

Little Sister

Skipper: *runs out of HQ* Where are they…….

Private&Rico fallow Skipper

Private: They 発言しました they’d be walking around the zoo… they could be anywhere!

Skipper: Anywhere close….

Rico: aljsfndldgrdgdfgdfgfdg…..

Skipper: That too…..

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Kowalski: Maybe we should get going…

Ally: Maybe so…….

Kowalski: k, lets go,

*Ally and Kowalski walk back to the HQ*

Ally: Uh, Hold on, I gotta do something real quick.

Kowalski: ok. Ill be here.

Ally: *goes into キツネザル habitat* Mort? あなた here?

Mort: Ally!!!!!! *hugs Ally*

Ally: Aw. Mort, I need あなた to tell...

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A Week In Death Chapter 2: Tragedy.

posted by 67Dodge

After waking up from their bunks, the penguins started training, though Skipper began to realize that since the zoo was closed, they weren't going to get fed, because the security guard that was supposed to feed them was sick. So Skipper began to devise a plan. "Alright boys let's stop training and discuss this issue," 発言しました Skipper. "What issue Skippah? Of course, my mistake, we didn't get 魚 today," 発言しました Private. "Exactly, and I also looked at the delivery truck schedule for fish, there should be one coming nearby in 12 分 tops, I want all of us to participate in this mission, comprende?"...

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Hero (verse one)

posted by theWOLFPACK15

This story is inspired によって Superchick's song Hero. For ファンポップ it is a three part, and for FFN it is a one shot.

hope あなた like.
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Private sits によって himself at the lunch table. He hears the other 動物 laughing and pointing at him.

A monkey comes up to him and looks at him with a smile and his hands behind his back.

Private looks up and smiles back, about to say hello. "Maybe he wants to be my friend" He thought. As he opened his mouth the monkey quickly took out a pie from behind his back and slammed it into the poor penguins face.

"Haha take that tubby!"...

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The Amazing Adventures of Bob the Piñata (Part I)

posted by LifelessPenguin

Hey! Bob here. Bob the Piñata. Lives in the Central Park Zoo at the lemurs' habitat. King Julien really spends quality time with me even though I have no もっと見るキャンディー in my body, after Kowalski was all crazy about my candy-giving powers.

It was a bright, sunny, and bright 日 in Central Park. Tourists visited. Pigeons pooped on the zoo bell. Janitors working hard to clean it up. Yeah, a pretty normal 日 for me and the other 動物 in the zoo.

Meeting at the Zoovenir Shop; 8:30 pm sharp, as I read what was written on the whiteboard in every habitat. After a few もっと見る hours later, King Julien,...

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Dr Blowhole and his crew counteratack! (skilene content)

posted by andresandru

he appears here!

prepare for the 記事 I passed WEEKS writing, requirings: 1:have seen: dr blowhole´s revenge, huffin and puffin, the big squeeze. 2:have read my 記事 the bets birthday ever, mr wonderfull, Its she または me!. 3:know about mandy, arlene, and the rats. As the タイトル says this has skilene content, and people that dont like this couple please dont read this aerticle, its very, very, verry large, so enjoy and RIP: read in peace!
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Skipper sat as his table, seeing his coffe and how his...