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The penguins were spying savio, who was in the zoo since some days, he 発言しました he wasnt evil, but Skipper's paranoia thought a different thing, that 日 he had passed all his time sleeping, because the last night he spent it trying to make his habitat nice for the new snake that was coming from California, she had passed a lot of kilometers and was on a box so he decided to make a confortable place for her.

Savio made the place look beautiful, it was shiny, clean and he also changed his ベッド to give it to her, he had passed some time in the wild so he could sleep in branches, he was sleeping when he heard the door open

"Alice, are あなた sure we need another boa?" he heard the asistant ask

"yes, we need them to-" she got cut によって the voice of the asistant

"yes, yes, I know..."

When the snake was reaveled Savio looked at her, it was a beautifull boa, the skin was green with some lines between, like this |||||||, those were black, she had a 花 hanging in her head, a rose to be excact, he face was identical to Savio's, her body was almost like Savio's, but she had girly eyebrows, like Mandy, Marlene and Arlene.

The snake shook her face and hen gave a glance to all the habitat, like looking for something, she passed 3 times over Savio but she didn't pay atention to him, but what she 発言しました then surprised Savio

"I thought there was a snake here?"

"ahemm?" Savio 発言しました trying to make her pay atention to him

"yes?"

"I am a snake"

"no, あなた are an assasain, I'm looking for a snake!" those words made Savio anger a lot, he had a bad reputation in the zoo, but this was too annoying, assasain?! really?!

"excuse me madam, but I am no assasain, my days of eating without permision are over!"

"I don't believe you"

"me neither!" Savio heard a voice of a small animal: Skipper, the pengins crew and the カワウソ, オッター crew were looking at them (otter crew: Mandy, Marlene and Arlene)

"*sight* I say the truth!" Savio shouted

"skipper I believe he says the truth" Marlene 発言しました at the ペンギン that was just 次 to him

"come one Marlene? what's the posibility that what he says is true?"

"actually the probabilities that Savio says the truth are, about... 80%!" Kowalski calculated

"that means that Savio is saying the truth Skippa'!" 発言しました inocently Private

"aha!" Rico afirmed

"I still don't believe this..."

"the paranoia atacks again!" Mandy and Arlene pointed sarcasticly at the same time

"I AM SAYING THE TRUTH, WHY あなた DON'T BELIEVE ME!" Savio shouted, pissed

"don't scream I am 次 to you!" the ボア shouted

"what is your name?"

"why shoud あなた know?"

"because, I don't know, because we share habitat?"

"ok, my name is Silvia, Silvia te boa"

"nice to meet you"

"at leat あなた say meet to her!" Skipper shouted

"I 発言しました I AM NO LONGER EVIL!"

"bad to meet you, where is my bed!"

"there, princes!"

Silvia tried to go away, the same Savio, but when they slipped, they stopped moving, and then they got sent backwards to each other, they looked down, theyr bodies were tied together

"get away from me creep!" Silvia shouted

"you get away from me!"

Meanwhile the penguins watched all, Skipper reacted inmeadeatly

"Kowalski!"

"well, it's, the courtship ritual"

"so, あなた like me! ewwww!" Silvia shouted

"actually the female is the one who atrackt te male to her body for three days"

"so I'll have to pass three days with this girl 次 to me!" Savio shouted

"actually it can be more, until あなた two キッス あなた will be tied!" Skipper shouted

"way to go girl!" Savio said

"it wasn't my fault!"

"it was!"

"hmm, we better get away..." Arlene said

"Skipper can you... stay a while?" Marlene asked to the comando penguin

"ok?"

Marlene and Skipper stayed a while there seeing the discusion between Silvia and Savio, Marlene always was near the comando, but he never noticed, after a while Skipper 発言しました to her

"Marlene I have to make my excercises with my team"

"ah, ok"

then he went away

"why did I told him to stay?..." she thought to herself as she also went away

日 1: Savio woke up and once he opened his eyes he saw Silvia, but she was too near, he jumped and woke Silvia, who did the same thing, after some seconds, Savio and Silvia reacted

"why I have to be with you!" Savio asked

(wait for part 2 to know the rest of 日 1!)
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posted by peacebaby7
Author’s Note: I’ve already done a set of ten skits for just POM in general, but these are, as the タイトル says, purely Skilene. Most just imply Skilene, but there a few at the end in which Skipper and Marlene are an actual couple. link are the skits for normal POM skits if あなた wish to read them. Any タイトル with a Roman numeral 次 to it has a skit note associated with it displayed at the end. I hope あなた enjoy these skits and I hope I succeed in making あなた laugh. Peace, out.

11) Sweet Dreams

    On a quiet Saturday afternoon, Skipper had sent his men off for a snowcone reward...
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 This is a picture from the 音楽 video for "second chance"
This is a picture from the music video for "second chance"
Monique was tossing and turning in her bed. Kowalski once again came close to getting the boot because of his trusting her. Oh how she hated being rough under pressure. It came to the point where she couldn't sleep anymore and went to her open window to see the nightly sites.
Something seemed to shine in the night sky. It looked like a star, but it was moving. She didn't hear of any shooting 星, つ星 trackings, but then she remembered that she heard on the news that Halley's Comet was supposed to スイング by.
As Monique felt the breeze from sticking her head out the window and watching the comet fly...
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Snackatarium: Take 1

X: This hiding 宇宙 is not so sweet! >:) *moves salty sweet snacks out of the way to reveal Marlene*

Marlene: Sweet? Really? That's the joke you-I mean, AAAHHH! *jumps away from X's grab*

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)

Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*

X: *kicks over trash can* And that one was-Where is she?

Marlene: I'm not getting in that filthy trash can! >:/

Director: *sigh* I told あなた before, it's just props. It's not real garbage!

Marlene: ...Fine...

Snackatarium: Take 2

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed...
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By request of link. Hope I haven't ロスト my touch. ;)

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Kowalski Barf: Take 1

Skipper: *slaps Private* WRONG! The lesson is leadership is MY job! あなた just stick to the cuteness and happy British swag! OK, guv'na?

Private: Right Skipper! I'm a jolly pip I am! Hahaha!

...

Director: Where's-

Kowalski: AAAAAAHH!!! *runs によって still looking like a Marsh Meow Meow*

Rico: *chases* MEOOOOWW MEOWWW!!!

Director: I thought I 発言しました not to ACTUALLY put キャンディー coating on him!!

Skipper: But Kowalski likes to really get into his role!

Director: *facepalm*

Kowalski Barf: Take 2

Skipper: *slaps...
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Everybody attacked, but he managed to slip out.
The others continued, not knowing they we're beating each other up

Outside:

Kowalski: I gotta hide! I gotta hide! Huh! Burt's habitat!

Burt: What are あなた doing here, Maurice? Shouldn't あなた be pampering your king?

Kowalski: It me! Kowalski!

Burt looks confused.

Kowalski: I'll explain later, but don't let the other know I'm here!

Skipper: Oh, Kowalski?

Kowalski jumps behind a pile of hay.

Skipper: Burt, do あなた know where Kowalski is?

Burt: Sure! He's right there!(Points to Maurice in Kowalski's body)

Skipper: No! We swapped bodies. That's Maurice!

Burt: Oh!...
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