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The critters are still there. Trixie paces anxiously.

Porcupiney [feeling a kick]: Oooo.

Beary: あなた all right, Lady Porcupiney?

Porcupiney: Oh yes, just felt a little kick is all.

Beavery: Well, it's been much too long now. Uh I'm afraid our helpful friend Stanny must be very dead.

Fox: Yep, the mountain lion probably swallowed him whole.

Trixie (sarcastically): Way to comfort me.

Rabbity: I guess that means our Savior is gonna be made into Savior stew.

Trixie: Guess that means I gotta kill あなた (prepares horn)

Critters: Awwww.

Trixie: Shut up!

Chickadee-y: [flitting straight up into the air] Wait a minute, look! [the 動物 turn to see Saten approaching them, looking sad]

Trixie: (hugs him excitedly)

The critters gather in front of him.

Mousey: you're alive!

Beary: But, does that mean あなた killed the mountain lion?

Saten (quitely): Yeah.. She's dead.

Deery: For real and for true?!

Beavery: Are あなた sure?

Saten: I'm sure. It won't be hurting あなた anymore.

Squirrely: He did it! Now our Critter クリスマス can finally happen! Hail Satan!

Critters: Hail Satan!

Saten: ... あなた mean me right?

Beavery: You've done us a huge favor, ponies! Without the mountain lion around, the Lady Porcupiney can give birth to the Antichrist!

Critters: Yaaay!! [they head over to the manger]

Saten: Wai-wait, the Antichrist?? あなた 発言しました she was giving birth to your savior!

Squirrely: Yeah, to the Son of our Lord, Satan, Prince of Darkness.

Saten: But we thought あなた meant the Son of God!

Deery: Well, think about it: あなた really think God would have sex with a porcupine?

Trixie: Sex wit- WHAT!?

Chickadee-y: No way! Only Satan, Prince of Darkness and King of all Evil would do that! Yay!

Saten: I knew this was a mistake.

Foxy: This just calls for a celebration! Let's sacrifice Rabbity and eat his flesh!

Saten: Wait what!?

Rabbity: Yay! Sacrifice me to the Devil!

The other critters cheer. As Beary pulls up a Satanic altar on a small wagon with a little help from Squirrely. The other 動物 bring Rabbity up to the altar. Rabbity is propped up on the altar and Beary tears him apart with a sacrificial blade.

Trixie: OH MY GOD!!

The other 動物 crowd in, tear away pieces of the body, and eat them raw.

Chickadee-y: Drink his blood! Drink his blood!

Saten and Trixie are アナと雪の女王 in shock.

Squirrely: [jumps into a puddle of blood] Blood orgy!

Critters: Yay, blood orgy! Blood orgy, yay!

The critters drench themselves in Rabbity's blood and begin the orgy. Beavery mounts Raccoony, Skunky mounts Porcupiney, Mousey mounts foxy, and Beary mounts Deery. Squirrely hops onto Deery's left ear and mounts that. Chickadee-y and Woodpeckery start flitting around. In the background is heard "Sting, so true!"

Saten and Trixie stare at them, traumatized.




Narrator: In the gentle forest clearing on クリスマス Eve morn, The little forest critters prepared for the Antichrist to be born. The noble mountain lion had stopped evil in all the years past, But now the good protector lay dead as the good owls amassed. And meanwhile, three lion cubs were crying away. For them, there would certainly be no クリスマス Day.
And all of this because of the little red pony, for killing a lion.

Saten is shown in his house, with his head buried into his arms at his 机, デスク in his room.

Saten: Uhhh.

Narrator: "I know!" Saten Twist 発言しました with a new happy grin, "I'll go back to the forest and speak with those critters again!"

Saten: [waves the narrator away and leaves his desk]

Narrator: He ran out the living room, turned out the light, and went back to the forest to set everything right!

Saten enters the living room, hops on the sofa, and turns on the TV.

TV: In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days.

Narrrator: (aham) And he went back to the forest to set everything right!

Angry look on his face, Saten turns the volume up to drown out the narrator.

Narrator: But his conscience caught up with him and to the forest he did flee...

Saten: (turns it louder)

Narrator: He thought he could hide from his problems - not true! [Saten rolls his eyes] He knew in his ハート, 心 the thing he had to do!

Saten (annoyedly): Leave me alone!!

Narrator: He knew that only によって going to the forest could he --

Saten: ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT!.. GOD! [He turns off the TV, hops off the sofa and walks out the door, leaving the remote control on the floor.]
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 General Rosemeyer.
General Rosemeyer.
The helicopter passed us, but the pilot didn't see us.

At the castle

Nazis: *watching helicopter*
General Rosemeyer: *flying helicopter*
Nazis: *run out to greet general*
General Rosemeyer: *climbs out of helicopter*
Colonel Kramer: Hello General.
General Rosemeyer: Hi Colonel. I've got some good news.
Colonel Kramer: What is it?
General Rosemeyer: Twilight Sparkle got the changelings to 登録する us.
Colonel Kramer: That's good. How is Canterlot?
General Rosemeyer: Nothing has changed. Do あなた like my machine?
Colonel Kramer: Seems a little dangerous.
General Rosemeyer: Well あなた must try it.
Colonel Kramer:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Percy flew along the streets of Cheyenne, and suddenly saw Jeff coming out of a pharmacy.

Percy: Jeff!
Jeff: Percy? What are あなた doing? I'm not feeling well.
Percy: I know, but listen. Do あなた know how あなた got sick?
Jeff: My doctor 発言しました it was from a filly I accidentally bumped into. She had some kind of virus.
Percy: When was it?
Jeff: Near my house.
Percy: No, when was it?
Jeff: Last night.
Percy: Alright. Time travel away.
Jeff: Uh, Percy? I don't know any time traveling spells.
Percy: Great. Our only hope is Coffee Creme.
Gordon: *stops nearby* または あなた can count on me.
Percy: Gordon? But you're...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sean The Hedgehog presents

Based off the roleplay によって Applejackrocks1

Hedgehog In Ponyville, and the Grand Galloping Gala

Dedicated to Jade Gordon

I miss her so much :(

It was one of those days in winter where all the water was freezing. I had to stop Discord from one of his crazy schemes.

Discord: *enters building*
Sean: *waits によって door*
Discord: *pulls switch*
Sean: The building is going into the ground! *hops on roof*

I snuck into what seemed to be Discord's layer. It was underground.

Robotnik: Guten Tag Discord.
Discord: Dr! So good to see あなた again!! How is everything?
Robotnik: Wunderbar, but listen....
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Rarity woke up in her bed, looking at her clock. And noticed she was late to take sweetie belle to the resturaunt. "Oh goodness! I have forgot to take sweetie belle to the resturaunt." Rarity swung out of bed, trotting to her make up room. The soft colored blue magic had occured to rarity's horn. She had lifted up fake eyelashes and straped it to her left eye. "Oh I really should have resisted sweetie belle's begging." Then she lifted up another eyelash, Strapping it to her right eye. Lied beside her, was a eyeshadow box and the eyeshadow brush. "I'm sure sweetie belle won't mind if we're late...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sean The Hedgehog presents

Dr. Ani (A Con Mane Story)

In case あなた are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a 通り, ストリート to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a ポニー get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the ポニー was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the オレンジ stallion asked. "Our 次 target...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sean's Canterlot GMO
Sean's Canterlot GMO
It seemed dark in the store, but soon a light appeared. Then it started moving.

Rarity: I'm scared!
Spike: Don't worry, a few sticks of dynamite are there, and it will blow a hole in the door.
Fuse: *stops*
Spike: Wait a minute
Fuse: *sets box on fire*
Rarity: Don't go there!
Spike: For crying out loud I can do it! Why do あなた always act like I don't know anything?!
box: *explodes*
fireworks: *come out of box*
Rarity: *screaming*

Pinkie Pie: *flying upside down*
Fluttershy: If あなた don't stop, I'll end up like Bartholomew!!
Pinkie Pie: At least あなた can sleep!
control: Alright listen. It's important that...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
Wheels of Evil – Part 9


The Sun is still up, but the night approaches quickly. Four dark silhouettes sneak toward the edge of the Everfree Forest. Four stallions. They 移動する carefully. Veeeery silently. Like if they were hiding from somepony.

“Are あなた sure this is the right way, Caramel?” one ポニー asks quietly.

“Yes, yes…” Bon-Bon told me precisely where is it.” he 返信 and gestures to the two others.

“Clover, Note, 移動する your flanks! We best be doing this before the Sun goes down!”

“Right behind ya!”

Ssshhh! There!” キャラメル whispers and points to a large, weird object...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
Wheels of evil – Part 1

It’s summer. The night is warm. The soft breeze cuddles the 木, ツリー branches. The full Moon pours its white light on the land. Crickets chirping. Countless fireflies circling in the air. Everything is calm. The glowing orb reaches its zenith on the obsidian sky. Flickering stars. Elongating shadows. The clock on Town Square shows 2 AM. The quiet sound of streaming water. A 噴水 in the middle of the square. The regal, life size statue of Celestia observes the town restlessly. Ponyville at night…

The night is warm. Open windows. Billowing curtains. Sighs, snores...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and his フレンズ found out that Mr. Sanchez smuggled drugs out of Svoboda into other places in the world, and the way he did it, was illegal.

Sanchez: *drives past S*
S: Rain, do あなた copy?
Rain: I copy. What's the skinny?
S: Sanchez is in a convoy with two sedans, and a bus.
Rain: An actual bus?!
S: No, just a Vriendscoupe bus.
Rain: Oh, thank god.
Con: She's not used to cars. Just flying.
S: I'll keep that in mind.
Rain: *flies above cars*
Con: Why are あなた carrying me again?
Rain: So we can go over the plan. We'll be disguised as tourists, and then we infiltrate Sanchez's plan.
Con: Great.
Rain:...
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 The battle that started it all
The battle that started it all
Before I start this story, let me go over some stuff that happened in the 前 stories.

November 23, 2012

I arrived at Ponyville, and met the six main characters of MLP FIM. The 次 日 was the beginning of the Equestria War. A 月 later Canterlot got bombed, and the ポニー Alliance was formed to fight against Robotnik's army.

December 24, 2012

Before his death Dr. Robotnik got Discord, and Blaze the cat to take over his army. Discord would take Ponyville, and Manehattan while Blaze would take Fillydelphia, Stalliongrad, and San Franciscolt.

December 30, 2014

The ポニー Alliance finishes...
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Pinkie took Twilight back to the place she was supposed to rob.

Pinkie Pie: Follow my lead, and don't screw up this time.
Twilight: I got it man!
Pinkie Pie: *walks into store*
Las Pegasus ponies: HEY! Shoot her!
Pinkie Pie: *kills L.P ponies*
Twilight: Wow.
Pinkie Pie: *bounces happily to cashier* Hi!
cashier: *shouts* What did あなた kill those ponies for?
Pinkie Pie: They were going to kill me. あなた also might've died. That's why I came here to offer あなた protection.
cashier: If あなた put it that way, I accept. *pays money*
Twilight: Is that it?
Pinkie Pie: Sometimes. There are places that have illegal...
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 Mike
Mike
When Scootaloo heard General Sky Night say this, she backed away from 虹 Dash immediately. "Don't あなた walk away from your big sister!!!" Dash shouted at the little オレンジ filly. "You stay away from Scootaloo!" A voice yelled as it came closer Sky Night recognized the Pegasi that flew down a few feet from RD. "mike?" Night asked. "Yes Sky it's me" he 発言しました as Scootaloo got behind him. "Rainbow, あなた aren't well" Mike 発言しました to the cyan Pegasus. "I remember you!" The 虹 ポニー angrily replied. While these two were arguing Pin Tail grabbed his pistol and Green Flame revealed a flint-lock Musket.....
 "Don't walk away from your big sister!!!"
"Don't walk away from your big sister!!!"
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
pilot: *flies past Con*
Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

Con jumped, as the rope slowly let him down toward part of the base. A few 分 later he was inside.

Mexican pony777: *watches T.V.*
Mexican pony484: *goes to bathroon*
Mexican pony556: *leaves bathroom*
Mexican pony484: *reads newspaper*
Con: Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock *K.O's mexican*

From there Con walked into an unlit room when he ran into another ポニー named John.

John: ¡Señor! ¿Estás solo?
Con: Yes, I'm alone.
John: You're...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Frank
Frank
Con woke up to find himself in a warehouse. He was tied to a chair, and Der cheif was with 15 of his goons.

Con: What do あなた want?
Der Cheif: The money あなた ストール, 盗んだ from me!
Con: It's not stealing if あなた win the money.
Goon 5: *hits Con*
Der Cheif: Ok listen. We can't get the money out of your car, so あなた gotta use your unicorn magic to fix the car, and get the money out for us.
Con: Sure.
Der Cheif: Bring the car in!
Goon 12: *backs tow truck up with Con's car behind it*
Der Cheif: Such a shame that we had to destroy a luxorious car. Then again, no one makes another person crash a Coltillac into a...
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 Shredder, singer, and guitarist of Green Hay.
Shredder, singer, and guitarist of Green Hay.
Dash made it up to me によって making out with me, then we went to a Green 干し草, 乾草 concert. Shredder just joined as the lead guitarist, and singer.

Rainbow Dash: This is the best band ever.
Sean: No kidding.
Green Hay: *playing instruments*
Shredder: Shut your mouth 'cause あなた talk too much and I don't give a damn anyway
You always seem to be steppin in shit and all あなた do is complain
Hitch a ride tell 'em all あなた like. Small minds tend to think a like
Shut your mouth cause your talking too much and I don't give a fuck anyway
Let yourself go, let yourself go, let yourself go X4
Rainbow Dash: What'd I say?
Sean:...
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When the troops saw that there was one loss. their leader, General Sky Night, wanted a remedy in the air since most Pegasi were having conflicts at the time. The General thought that if air balloons have been used for travel, the Ponyville military should find new air machines that could be used for battles. Pin tail and Green Flame were excited when they heard about the general's idea. Both the scout and infantry ポニー had joy 表示中 on their faces and wanted to begin immediately on the inventions....
We got to the train, and saw some griffons wiith もっと見る unicorns.

Vinyl Scratch: Where are あなた taking us?
Griffon 3894: None of your business! Uh Gilda where are we taking them again?
Gilda: Across this bridge into San Francisco. Don't kill all of the ponies we need one unicorn to get back into Equestria.
Griffon 3894: Allright.
Griffon 3987: What about the bomb?
Gilda: Detonate it once あなた get the train across the bridge.
Rainbow Dash: A bomb?
Sean: This can't be good. We have to prevent that train from crossing the bridge.
Twilight: How?
Sean: によって derailing it.
Celestia: But what about our horns?...
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"I can't believe it is クリスマス Eve,YAY! I can't wait to decorate your house,Cotton Swirls!"said Azura Alor. "We can go decorate right now,let's go!"said Cotton Swirls. When they all arrive at a her house,they started taking out all of the クリスマス decorations. "We should decorate tommorrow,you know. Because...it is クリスマス tommorrow."says アップルジャック, applejack as she looks around the room. "I do not think that is a very good idea,since クリスマス Eve today."said Score Heights.

Meari Otenbasan saw a video game console so she ran to it as fast as she can. "Hey,Score Heights! I found some Video Games!"she...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
"About time." Dash 発言しました very angry. "I wanted to make it look like they killed us." I explained, "but they'll probably find out were alive soon." As we drove to the apartment where Dash's フレンズ were the car ran out of gas. "I've got もっと見る gas in the trunk." I 発言しました going to get the car refueled. When I started refueling the car, snow fell. "How did Robotnik get his army?" 虹 Dash asked. I knew she would ask me about Robotnik, but not about his army. I started telling her, "Robotnik came up with a bunch of badniks in his factory. Then there is his nephew, he doesn't do much, but he is smart....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The 次 morning, I woke up to see 虹 Dash smiling at me. "Hey," I say to 虹 dash. "Good morning," she replies, I guess she got over losing to me in a race, which i don't think would be a good idea to remind her. I leave 虹 Dash's house to go have breakfast then that's when i end up at Sweet 林檎, アップル Acres. I notice Applebloom with her フレンズ Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo. They seem impressed with the car i was in, thinking i built it myself. I get out of the car, and thats when they start asking me 質問 about the car. When did I build it? How did i build it? The answer is...
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