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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The ボート
The boat
Guy, Black Tuesday, Snowflake, and Nikki found a ボート for them to ride back to their base.

Guy: Hey. That's an enemy patrol boat.
Black Tuesday: Looks like nopony is in there, but stay frosty.
Guy: *Leads the other ponies towards the boat*
Black Tuesday: あなた stay here while I check it out. *Goes into the boat, and checks it for enemy ponies*
Nikki & Snowflake: *Waiting with Guy*
Black Tuesday: Okay, it's safe. Come in.
Guy: *Gets on the ボート with Nikki, and Snowflake*
Black Tuesday: It even has the keys for the ignition.
Guy: *Sits in the driver's seat, and puts the key in the ignition* This is our ticket out of here. *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Go check the engine. See if we have any fuel in there.
Black Tuesday: *Goes to the engine*
Nikki: Me, and Snowflake will use the machine guns.
Guy: All right, be careful.
Snowflake: *Goes to the machine gun in the back*
Nikki: *Goes to the machine gun in the front*
Black Tuesday: *Returns* I checked the fuel tank. It's full.
Guy: Then there must be something wrong with the engine.
Black Tuesday: I'll go check it out.
Guy: *Turns the key, but the engine won't start*
Black Tuesday: *Looking at the engine* There's nothing wrong with it. It just doesn't wanna start. *Runs back to Guy* The engine's in good condition, it's just being stubborn.
Guy: Son of a bitch! *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Come on! Come on!!! Turn over, will ya?!?! Get us out of here!!!

Then suddenly, they heard mortars being shot, and exploding in the distance

Black Tuesday: We gotta get out of here now!
Guy: *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Start!! *Turns the key, but the engine won't start*
Snowflake: We're going to look like idiots if we don't get out of here!
Black Tuesday: Just shoot the enemy with your fucking machine gun!!
Guy: *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Come on あなた piece of shit!! START!! *Starts the engine* Finally. *Moves the ボート forward*

Song: link

Vietnamese Ponies: *Running towards the ocean, and sees Guy, and his フレンズ taking off*
Snowflake: *Shooting the Vietnamese ponies*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Get shot, and die*
Vietnamese ポニー 94: They got away! Bring the mortars here!
Snowflake: *Shoots him*
Vietnamese ポニー 94: Ah! *Dies*
Black Tuesday: *Opens a drawer* Look what I found. *Pulls out an AK47* We have nine of these, two rocket launchers, and seven grenades.
Guy: How much ammo do we have for the guns?
Black Tuesday: At least a thousand bullets. We hit a good supply here.
Guy: We'll bring those weapons with us.

A mortar landed behind them

Black Tuesday: Charlie's gang doesn't know when to quit.
Guy: But soon we'll get away from them.
Black Tuesday: *Sees もっと見る Vietnamese Ponies on land to the right* I wouldn't say that just yet.
Guy: *Moves left, avoiding a mortar*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Firing もっと見る mortars*
Guy: *Slows down to let two mortars land in front of them. Another one goes too far, and lands to the left*
Snowflake & Nikki: *Shooting at them, but none of the bullets hit their targets*
Nikki: They're too far away!!
Guy: *Sees a salvage yard for boats* I think I have an idea. *Turns left to go to the salvage yard*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Shooting もっと見る mortars*

Three landed behind the boat, but one of them splashed water onto the boat

Snowflake: We're taking on water!!

Some of the water got into the engine room, and made the engine stall

Guy: Oh great!! *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Just what we need! *Turns the key, but the engine still won't start* Come on! Come on!! *Starts the boat*
Black Tuesday: It's about time.
Guy: *Moves the ボート フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして again*
Vietnamese ポニー 58: Send two patrol boats after them, and 火災, 火 もっと見る mortars!!!
Vietnamese Ponies: *Adjusting the angle of their mortars, go to the right where it's higher, and 火災, 火 もっと見る mortars*
Snowflake: They're at it again!!

Five mortars nearly hit them from all sides

Black Tuesday: I hope あなた can get us into that yard in time.
Guy: I can.
Snowflake: もっと見る mortars incoming!!

A mortar landed to their right, making もっと見る water go into the boat. Two もっと見る landed in front of them, with two on the left, and one behind them.

Snowflake: もっと見る water is going into the engine room fellas!
Guy: We have to hurry up! *Getting close to the salvage yard* Okay, let's slow down before we crash into something.

Guy tried to do this, but the ボート wouldn't slow down

Black Tuesday: The water must have ruined the brake line. Can あなた try putting it in reverse?
Guy: There's not enough time. *Tries to steer, but the helm stops working too* We're gonna crash into something no matter what.
Black Tuesday: Brace yourselves girls!! We can't control this ボート anymore!!!!
Guy: *Enters the salvage yard, and sees a big ボート in front of them*
Nikki: *Running inside the ボート to be with Guy, and Black Tuesday*

The scraping sound. (Start at 0:17): link

Guy: *Watches his ボート scrape into the big boat*
Snowflake: *Falls down* Ow! *Can't get up, and rolls towards the edge* Oh no, oh no! OH NO!! *Falls into the water*
Guy: Snowflake!!
Snowflake: *Emerges from the water, and watches the ボート come to a complete stop when it reaches the end of the salvage yard*
Black Tuesday: *Sees Snowflake* Hey, she's okay!
Nikki: Yay!
Guy: That's great, but what do we do now? We can't use this ボート anymore.
Black Tuesday: Let's get the weapons off, onto the docks, and think of something.

2 B Continued
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed によって any actors.

Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5

Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: あなた know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, または terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. あなた don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing によって a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, あなた have parked too close to a 火災, 火 hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the 火災, 火 hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says あなた have to park ten hooves, or...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joycreator
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would あなた like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that あなた threatened to beat her up if あなた saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have あなた seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't あなた have some drinks with me? You'll 愛 it.
Bob: How many did あなた have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would あなた like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would あなた want to beat...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con ran to the parking lot where he put his car. The adaptive camouflage was still on, so no one could see it.

Con: *Gets in car* P, set up an airstrike on the Ice Hotel.
P: Roger that.
Zao: *Comes to parking lot*
Chinese Pony7: *Riding snowmobile*
Zao: *Sees snowmobile*
Chinese Pony7: *Crashes into car*
Zao: *sees crash* All units report, now!
Con: *Drives off*
Chinese Pony7: *Shooting at car*
Zao: *Runs to his car, and puts on thermal imaging* I see あなた now. *Activates machine gun*
Con: *Driving faster*
Zao: *Shoots at Con with machine gun*
Car: Warning: Too much damage. Adaptive Camouflage turned off....
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
クイーン of Changelings: This 日 is going to be perfect, the kind of 日 of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This 日 was going to be perfect, the kind of 日 of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my フレンズ to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...
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Source: Me and MLP :D
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