Guy, Black Tuesday, Snowflake, and Nikki found a ボート for them to ride back to their base.
Guy: Hey. That's an enemy patrol boat.
Black Tuesday: Looks like nopony is in there, but stay frosty.
Guy: *Leads the other ponies towards the boat*
Black Tuesday: あなた stay here while I check it out. *Goes into the boat, and checks it for enemy ponies*
Nikki & Snowflake: *Waiting with Guy*
Black Tuesday: Okay, it's safe. Come in.
Guy: *Gets on the ボート with Nikki, and Snowflake*
Black Tuesday: It even has the keys for the ignition.
Guy: *Sits in the driver's seat, and puts the key in the ignition* This is our ticket out of here. *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Go check the engine. See if we have any fuel in there.
Black Tuesday: *Goes to the engine*
Nikki: Me, and Snowflake will use the machine guns.
Guy: All right, be careful.
Snowflake: *Goes to the machine gun in the back*
Nikki: *Goes to the machine gun in the front*
Black Tuesday: *Returns* I checked the fuel tank. It's full.
Guy: Then there must be something wrong with the engine.
Black Tuesday: I'll go check it out.
Guy: *Turns the key, but the engine won't start*
Black Tuesday: *Looking at the engine* There's nothing wrong with it. It just doesn't wanna start. *Runs back to Guy* The engine's in good condition, it's just being stubborn.
Guy: Son of a bitch! *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Come on! Come on!!! Turn over, will ya?!?! Get us out of here!!!
Then suddenly, they heard mortars being shot, and exploding in the distance
Black Tuesday: We gotta get out of here now!
Guy: *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Start!! *Turns the key, but the engine won't start*
Snowflake: We're going to look like idiots if we don't get out of here!
Black Tuesday: Just shoot the enemy with your fucking machine gun!!
Guy: *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Come on あなた piece of shit!! START!! *Starts the engine* Finally. *Moves the ボート forward*
Song: link
Vietnamese Ponies: *Running towards the ocean, and sees Guy, and his フレンズ taking off*
Snowflake: *Shooting the Vietnamese ponies*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Get shot, and die*
Vietnamese ポニー 94: They got away! Bring the mortars here!
Snowflake: *Shoots him*
Vietnamese ポニー 94: Ah! *Dies*
Black Tuesday: *Opens a drawer* Look what I found. *Pulls out an AK47* We have nine of these, two rocket launchers, and seven grenades.
Guy: How much ammo do we have for the guns?
Black Tuesday: At least a thousand bullets. We hit a good supply here.
Guy: We'll bring those weapons with us.
A mortar landed behind them
Black Tuesday: Charlie's gang doesn't know when to quit.
Guy: But soon we'll get away from them.
Black Tuesday: *Sees もっと見る Vietnamese Ponies on land to the right* I wouldn't say that just yet.
Guy: *Moves left, avoiding a mortar*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Firing もっと見る mortars*
Guy: *Slows down to let two mortars land in front of them. Another one goes too far, and lands to the left*
Snowflake & Nikki: *Shooting at them, but none of the bullets hit their targets*
Nikki: They're too far away!!
Guy: *Sees a salvage yard for boats* I think I have an idea. *Turns left to go to the salvage yard*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Shooting もっと見る mortars*
Three landed behind the boat, but one of them splashed water onto the boat
Snowflake: We're taking on water!!
Some of the water got into the engine room, and made the engine stall
Guy: Oh great!! *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Just what we need! *Turns the key, but the engine still won't start* Come on! Come on!! *Starts the boat*
Black Tuesday: It's about time.
Guy: *Moves the ボート フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして again*
Vietnamese ポニー 58: Send two patrol boats after them, and 火災, 火 もっと見る mortars!!!
Vietnamese Ponies: *Adjusting the angle of their mortars, go to the right where it's higher, and 火災, 火 もっと見る mortars*
Snowflake: They're at it again!!
Five mortars nearly hit them from all sides
Black Tuesday: I hope あなた can get us into that yard in time.
Guy: I can.
Snowflake: もっと見る mortars incoming!!
A mortar landed to their right, making もっと見る water go into the boat. Two もっと見る landed in front of them, with two on the left, and one behind them.
Snowflake: もっと見る water is going into the engine room fellas!
Guy: We have to hurry up! *Getting close to the salvage yard* Okay, let's slow down before we crash into something.
Guy tried to do this, but the ボート wouldn't slow down
Black Tuesday: The water must have ruined the brake line. Can あなた try putting it in reverse?
Guy: There's not enough time. *Tries to steer, but the helm stops working too* We're gonna crash into something no matter what.
Black Tuesday: Brace yourselves girls!! We can't control this ボート anymore!!!!
Guy: *Enters the salvage yard, and sees a big ボート in front of them*
Nikki: *Running inside the ボート to be with Guy, and Black Tuesday*
The scraping sound. (Start at 0:17): link
Guy: *Watches his ボート scrape into the big boat*
Snowflake: *Falls down* Ow! *Can't get up, and rolls towards the edge* Oh no, oh no! OH NO!! *Falls into the water*
Guy: Snowflake!!
Snowflake: *Emerges from the water, and watches the ボート come to a complete stop when it reaches the end of the salvage yard*
Black Tuesday: *Sees Snowflake* Hey, she's okay!
Nikki: Yay!
Guy: That's great, but what do we do now? We can't use this ボート anymore.
Black Tuesday: Let's get the weapons off, onto the docks, and think of something.
2 B Continued
Guy: Hey. That's an enemy patrol boat.
Black Tuesday: Looks like nopony is in there, but stay frosty.
Guy: *Leads the other ponies towards the boat*
Black Tuesday: あなた stay here while I check it out. *Goes into the boat, and checks it for enemy ponies*
Nikki & Snowflake: *Waiting with Guy*
Black Tuesday: Okay, it's safe. Come in.
Guy: *Gets on the ボート with Nikki, and Snowflake*
Black Tuesday: It even has the keys for the ignition.
Guy: *Sits in the driver's seat, and puts the key in the ignition* This is our ticket out of here. *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Go check the engine. See if we have any fuel in there.
Black Tuesday: *Goes to the engine*
Nikki: Me, and Snowflake will use the machine guns.
Guy: All right, be careful.
Snowflake: *Goes to the machine gun in the back*
Nikki: *Goes to the machine gun in the front*
Black Tuesday: *Returns* I checked the fuel tank. It's full.
Guy: Then there must be something wrong with the engine.
Black Tuesday: I'll go check it out.
Guy: *Turns the key, but the engine won't start*
Black Tuesday: *Looking at the engine* There's nothing wrong with it. It just doesn't wanna start. *Runs back to Guy* The engine's in good condition, it's just being stubborn.
Guy: Son of a bitch! *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Come on! Come on!!! Turn over, will ya?!?! Get us out of here!!!
Then suddenly, they heard mortars being shot, and exploding in the distance
Black Tuesday: We gotta get out of here now!
Guy: *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Start!! *Turns the key, but the engine won't start*
Snowflake: We're going to look like idiots if we don't get out of here!
Black Tuesday: Just shoot the enemy with your fucking machine gun!!
Guy: *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Come on あなた piece of shit!! START!! *Starts the engine* Finally. *Moves the ボート forward*
Song: link
Vietnamese Ponies: *Running towards the ocean, and sees Guy, and his フレンズ taking off*
Snowflake: *Shooting the Vietnamese ponies*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Get shot, and die*
Vietnamese ポニー 94: They got away! Bring the mortars here!
Snowflake: *Shoots him*
Vietnamese ポニー 94: Ah! *Dies*
Black Tuesday: *Opens a drawer* Look what I found. *Pulls out an AK47* We have nine of these, two rocket launchers, and seven grenades.
Guy: How much ammo do we have for the guns?
Black Tuesday: At least a thousand bullets. We hit a good supply here.
Guy: We'll bring those weapons with us.
A mortar landed behind them
Black Tuesday: Charlie's gang doesn't know when to quit.
Guy: But soon we'll get away from them.
Black Tuesday: *Sees もっと見る Vietnamese Ponies on land to the right* I wouldn't say that just yet.
Guy: *Moves left, avoiding a mortar*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Firing もっと見る mortars*
Guy: *Slows down to let two mortars land in front of them. Another one goes too far, and lands to the left*
Snowflake & Nikki: *Shooting at them, but none of the bullets hit their targets*
Nikki: They're too far away!!
Guy: *Sees a salvage yard for boats* I think I have an idea. *Turns left to go to the salvage yard*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Shooting もっと見る mortars*
Three landed behind the boat, but one of them splashed water onto the boat
Snowflake: We're taking on water!!
Some of the water got into the engine room, and made the engine stall
Guy: Oh great!! *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Just what we need! *Turns the key, but the engine still won't start* Come on! Come on!! *Starts the boat*
Black Tuesday: It's about time.
Guy: *Moves the ボート フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして again*
Vietnamese ポニー 58: Send two patrol boats after them, and 火災, 火 もっと見る mortars!!!
Vietnamese Ponies: *Adjusting the angle of their mortars, go to the right where it's higher, and 火災, 火 もっと見る mortars*
Snowflake: They're at it again!!
Five mortars nearly hit them from all sides
Black Tuesday: I hope あなた can get us into that yard in time.
Guy: I can.
Snowflake: もっと見る mortars incoming!!
A mortar landed to their right, making もっと見る water go into the boat. Two もっと見る landed in front of them, with two on the left, and one behind them.
Snowflake: もっと見る water is going into the engine room fellas!
Guy: We have to hurry up! *Getting close to the salvage yard* Okay, let's slow down before we crash into something.
Guy tried to do this, but the ボート wouldn't slow down
Black Tuesday: The water must have ruined the brake line. Can あなた try putting it in reverse?
Guy: There's not enough time. *Tries to steer, but the helm stops working too* We're gonna crash into something no matter what.
Black Tuesday: Brace yourselves girls!! We can't control this ボート anymore!!!!
Guy: *Enters the salvage yard, and sees a big ボート in front of them*
Nikki: *Running inside the ボート to be with Guy, and Black Tuesday*
The scraping sound. (Start at 0:17): link
Guy: *Watches his ボート scrape into the big boat*
Snowflake: *Falls down* Ow! *Can't get up, and rolls towards the edge* Oh no, oh no! OH NO!! *Falls into the water*
Guy: Snowflake!!
Snowflake: *Emerges from the water, and watches the ボート come to a complete stop when it reaches the end of the salvage yard*
Black Tuesday: *Sees Snowflake* Hey, she's okay!
Nikki: Yay!
Guy: That's great, but what do we do now? We can't use this ボート anymore.
Black Tuesday: Let's get the weapons off, onto the docks, and think of something.
2 B Continued
Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.
Saten: I still can't believe あなた pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're あなた heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are あなた going!?
Master Sword: Didn't あなた hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the 発言しました bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
Saten: I still can't believe あなた pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're あなた heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are あなた going!?
Master Sword: Didn't あなた hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the 発言しました bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
COURTROOM:
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret 投票 from Shining Armor. Thank あなた Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know ジーザス has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret 投票 from Shining Armor. Thank あなた Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know ジーザス has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
MEANWHILE:
Sweetie Belle: (seen eating various cupcakes, that AppleBloom givin her) Umm.. These are delicious.
AppleBloom: Well.. Ah'll let あなた in on the secret... Y'all know how ah'm always telling Diamond Tiera that ah'll "make something of her" someday.
Sweetie Belle: ... (gasps) are あなた saying あなた KILLED Diamond Tiera.. And are serving her caresses for lunch
AppleBloom: ... Maybe
SweetieBelle: ...... Cool! (containues eating)
That's the end of the chapter..
Now just making ランダム words to make this 記事 long enough....
Sweetie Belle: (seen eating various cupcakes, that AppleBloom givin her) Umm.. These are delicious.
AppleBloom: Well.. Ah'll let あなた in on the secret... Y'all know how ah'm always telling Diamond Tiera that ah'll "make something of her" someday.
Sweetie Belle: ... (gasps) are あなた saying あなた KILLED Diamond Tiera.. And are serving her caresses for lunch
AppleBloom: ... Maybe
SweetieBelle: ...... Cool! (containues eating)
That's the end of the chapter..
Now just making ランダム words to make this 記事 long enough....